Random Photos Part One

Charlize Theron on the cover of W. She looks fabulous.
I'm glad Craig Ferguson is finally getting some respect and some ratings. He's pretty damn hilarious even on TiVo the next morning.
I know others will probably disagree, but I actually think Christina Aguilera looks good here.
Its always nice to see a FFF member fully clothed. In this case it's Alex Castro. Yes, I'm sure you are all clicking over to FFF now. It's ok, the photos will be here when you get back.
How can someone look this good in a candid photo after a lunch? After lunch I can't even keep my pants zipped.

From now on Eduardo Verastegui is just Eduardo.
Edward Norton testifying before Congress.
Each and everyday that she hasn't been married to Marc Anthony has got to be the new best day of her life for Dayanara Torres.
Busy day at Congress for celebrities as Dennis Quaid was also there.
Where else but here will you see Marcia Gay Harden and Greg Louganis?

Kanye West - New York
I'm sure at the house when Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox were going over this stunt it sounded much funnier.
Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong - Manchester
The long name of the day award goes to Giulia Elettra Gorietti. Yeah you type it and see how funny it is.
Rachael Ray has that pained expression on her face that only comes when she doesn't have her husband in her direct line of sight.

Not a big fan of bow ties, but Robert Figueroa pulls it off rather nicely.
I had to. It was just too easy. Kind of like her. The name of her new perfume is Can Can. Slogan? Smells like tuna.
You have to give this to PETA. They are some creative f**kers.
Perhaps Niurka Marcos should have used some of the fabric from the train and used it to cover her breasts.
I don't even know where to begin. And what the hell is wrong with her legs?

This is a political chess set given to Queen Elizabeth by the government of Turkey. Check out the pawns. I also could be wrong, but I believe they have the Iranian President as the Queen. This really doesn't seem appropriate to give to the Queen.
Swoosie Kurtz looks great. Must be in the water in NY.
A first appearance I think in the photos for Simon Baker.
Ditto for Rufus Sewell.

Random Photos Part One

Just to let you know there is a slightly NSFW image about halfway through this. It would be really NSFW if not for the distance and some strategically placed flower pots, ala Austin Powers.

Catherine Zeta-Jones on the set of her new film. I bet she's just grateful not to be home changing diapers. No, not her kids diapers.
Lets see. Cindy Crawford is rich, happily married, gorgeous, never ages and does charity work. Me? Poor, divorced six times, ugly as hell, look older than dirt, but I do charity work. So, I have something in common with Cindy Crawford. Not a bad day then. Drinks for everyone.
Mary Kate Olsen yesterday, and Ashley Olsen today. That way I don't get confused. Actually as they age it is getting easier. That and Ashley looks less freaky on a daily basis. In fact, as I look at this photo again, I would say that Ashley looks rather attractive.
Jessica Collins, Dean Cain and Rebecca Gayheart. Rebecca looks so much better now that she is eating again. See, she went to In-N-Out and the next thing you know she has probably been back twenty times and has gained ten pounds.
To me Isabella Rossellini will always be beautiful even if she is dressed like a nun at a baseball game.
Note to Gwen Stefani. You probably usually have your toys delivered to your house. Therefore this look on your son is probably unfamiliar to you. This expression and the subsequent Tasmanian devil energy that follows is a direct result of you taking your child into a toy aisle.
Ummm. Gisele Bundchen is selling what here? Oh. Shoes, well of course. They are featured so prominently. I'm sure her ad campaign is her in lingerie and bikinis carrying her shoes.
Dayanara Torres shows the world that she doesn't hold a grudge. Here she is posing with her former husband Marc Anthony.
"Sure. Chicks, dudes. Whatever you are into, I can do."

Jamie Lynn Spears is due on June 29th. Now, I'm no gestation expert, but in her pregnancy announcement I believe she implied that she had just learned she was pregnant and not three months along which is how the math adds up.
Well if you had Rebecca Gayheart earlier you know Eric Dane is lurking around somewhere. Here he is with Jason Lewis. Please refrain from all comments pertaining to man sandwiches.
James Hunter - London
Ahh, the NSFW photo. The woman having her breasts suckled on in public is Daisy Fuentes. I believe that is what one refers to as having tan lines.

Do you want to smell like Tim McGraw? Me either, but he is still out there selling this stuff thinking people will.

Santogold - London
This is Suge Knight. Apparently he was invited to a party that also had most of the NFL's first round draft picks present. I'm guessing the NFL would rather not have its future players doing business or getting involved with Suge Knight. That is just a guess.
Matthew Borderick is back to his fug ways which would be ok I guess, but now he is dragging people I love like Brittany Snow into his fug hole.
Jack Nicholson - Tokyo. Really is there anything more that needs to be said after seeing this photo. It's a press conference for The Bucket List and after he will go drinking and whoring in Tokyo. I see it all in the photo.

Dayanara Needs To Tell It All

The NY Post is reporting that Dayanara Torres is going to spill the beans about her marriage to Marc Anthony in an upcoming book entitled "Married to Me: How Committing to Myself Led to Triumph After Divorce." The Post is all worked up about how this will be the tell all of tell alls. I have my doubts. Oh, I know that Dayanara knows some stuff that would all make us smile for days and days as we absorbed every word like a piece of fine chocolate. However, look at the damn title. It seems to me this is some kind of inspirational book aimed at women who are going through a divorce. I believe it is going to be printed only in Spanish, which is not a good sign if it were going to be this big tell all. I have no doubts it will talk about her marriage, but it will probably say things like how she never felt in control during her marriage and that she lost her identity as an individual and former Miss Universe. How she once had it but lost it in marriage. It will talk about her kids, and then it will talk about how she made herself a better person. Of course it is much easier to pick yourself up and dust yourself off if you are getting $50,000 a month in support while the proposed demographic of the reader will be people who are lucky to earn that in a year.

So while I have big hopes for the book, I think we need to wait until her children turn 18 and there is less money coming into the house. At that point she will probably feel free to tell all. Of course by then, none of us will even care anymore because it will be just about time for Jennifer and Marc's kids to make their first rehab visit.

GLAAD Media Awards

Rebecca Romijn looks incredible.
How can you not love Neil Patrick Harris? Seriously.

Loni Anderson looks great.

Katherine Heigl does her Saturday Night Fever impersonation but still looks good.

"I'm kissing her. Not on the lips of course, but everyone will post this photo. Am I blushing? It feels like I'm blushing. Is she trying to slip me tongue?"

"I'm thinking about dating Jake Gyllenhaal."

"I'm thinking about dating Ent."

He ain't no Marc Anthony. What did Dayanara see in Marc Anthony anyway?

"No kid tonight. I'm tired of going to the playground. Every damn day it's a different playground."

Alec Mapa. Funny as hell. Unfortunately the clip below is not from the show.