Hailey Glassman & Kate Gosselin Are Twitter Buddies

Apparently Hailey Glassman and Kate Gosselin are willing to be friends or at least share recipes with each other despite the fact that Kate's marriage presumably broke up around the same time as Jon Gosselin started having sex with Hailey Glassman. Apparently Hailey liked some dish that she tried while spending the night with Jon at Kate's house and asked Kate for the recipe. Kate gave it to her. At first I thought maybe Kate did not realize who it is that was asking, but it is the daughter of her plastic surgeon. Could be an assistant of Kate. You know the crazy thing? Hailey Glassman somehow manages to have almost 20,000 followers on Twitter. For having sex with Jon Gosselin.

Hailey Glassman Makes Her Rent Payment - Sells Story To Radar

In this never ending circle of people who should not be famous but are, has Hailey Glassman ever slept with Michael Lohan? I think it would definitely complete the circle of hell, or at least bring out the Staypuff Marshmallow Man.

Hailey sold some story to Radar and because they gave her money they tried to turn it into something. Apparently at one point or more than one time Jon Gosselin would extort Kate Gosselin. He would threaten to call Child Protective Services about some alleged incident that happened to Mady via Kate unless Kate would cough up $50K or $100K.

Hailey says she has handwritten notes from Jon detailing his talking points that he wanted to make with Kate. Hailey also says that it was at this time that she knew she had to get away from Jon because she could not believe he would do this to the mother of his 8 kids. Radar has decided to make Hailey the hero in their little story but I didn't see her going anywhere until Jon started sleeping with Kate Major who was probably also sleeping with Michael Lohan at the same time. Makes you wonder if Jon and Michael ever crossed swords at some point.

Jon took about five minutes after the story was first posted to Radar and go on his Twitter. "Radaronline has been duped again by Hailey Glassman, who is apparently without a job and desperate for money. This article contains so many lies, they are too numerous to count. It is completely false and without any merit."

Oh, I think the part about Jon being in bed with Hailey and calling Kate on speaker phone is probably true. I am willing to bet that Jon asked Kate for money too. As far as the extortion part, I'm not sure.

Now The French Hate Jon Gosselin Too

Have you ever wanted to see Jon Gosselin drunk and stoned? Now is your chance. Somehow a video of Jon Gosselin and his then girlfriend, Hailey Glassman was "leaked" to Radar Online. In the video, the two spend almost the entire 9 minutes trashing France, the people, and their food.

They also spend some time discussing how the French didn't know how to cut Hailey's hair because she is Jewish. Huh?

Is it worth 9 minutes of your time? Umm, no, probably not. But if you watch a minute you get the general idea of what idiots they are and it is a video that will probably make Jon's kids wish they had stayed home from school today.

It's Unanimous - Jon Gosselin Has A Small Peen

Last week, Hailey Glassman spouted off about the size of Jon Gosselin's manhood. I believe she used phrases such as smallest she has ever seen and that she often couldn't find it. Well, no guy likes to hear that but he could have been hung like Dirk Diggler and Hailey wasn't going to say nice things about him. Over the weekend, it emerged that Kate Gosselin had a nickname for Jon Gosselin's peen. She called it stubby. Not good at all. Kind of makes you think of one of those eraser tips you put on your pencil. Not exactly flattering. Finally, the tabloids have tracked down Kate Major who said, "I'm surprised he's so 'cocky' because down there he's not." Wow. The trifecta of women laughing at you about you penis size. It isn't like he deserves people being nice to him at all.

Random Photos Part Two

One of my favorite pictures of the day. Emma Roberts in London at the premiere of Valentine's Day.
And moving to one of my least favorite photos of the day. Hailey Glassman on the cover of Steppin' Out. Inside the pages she talks about things like Jon Gosselin and Jon Gosselin's penis and more Jon Gosselin. Oh, and I think he is the one who bought her the scarf she is using as a top. I bet she ends up doing porn. And not the soft Cinemax kind either.
Heidi Klum and Michael Kors sharing some love.
I think Jessica's hair looks better than the other day. I like the dress, but I don't like the shoes which means all of you will probably love them.
Jessica Biel is not that great of an actress so this must be a natural smile. And she is being nice to fans. That is quite the change.
In the left hand are the John Edwards sex tapes. I'm sure they are humorous.
Kara DioGuardi in Maxim. I'm not sure why.
I know they are pearls, but honestly if you Google genital warts, I think you will say she could have picked something a little different. Oh, and smile Cyndi they really are pearls. No worries.
Madonna in Brazil. Later she reunited with Jesus and she helped him with his homework.
Nelly Furtado and Sarah McLachlan are the two main performers scheduled for the Opening Ceremonies at the Winter Olympics. Oh, and Rush will be there. And Bryan Adams.
So that birthday wish of Rihanna. Chris Brown right there right now while she is holding the knife.
Don't think so? Look at her stab that cake.

Hailey Accuses Jon Of Domestic Violence

So, when you think back over the past year one of the bigger falls has to be Jon Gosselin. This guy had it made but has turned it into something which gets more degrading everyday. Now, if Hailey Glassman is telling the truth, Jon might even be looking at some jail time. According to th NY Post, Hailey says that when Jon saw a picture of Hailey making out with that celebrity boxing guy, Jon freaked out and slammed Hailey up against a wall. The police are investigating. At this point, I'm sure Jon Gosselin would love to hit the rewind switch on his life.

Jon Gosselin Trashes His Ed Hardy For Publicity

Apparently Jon Gosselin values publicity more than his Ed Hardy collection. Well, I guess that just shows you that he has determined like the rest of the world that Ed Hardy has no value and at least with publicity there is the tiniest chances of making money.

Hailey Glassman's lawyer says there is video of Hailey taking stuff out of the apartment she shared with Jon Gosselin and that it is hers and Jon can basically f**k himself if he thinks otherwise. Meanwhile the trashing of the apartment was all Jon all the time in order to try and get the world to feel sorry for him. Umm, tell him to pay child support, spend time with his kids and live a life not filled with attempts at making money without doing anything and then the people of the world, naah, we still won't like him.

Jon Gosselin Gets A Visit From A Knife Wielding Elf

Apparently when Jon Gosselin was off hitting on and having sex with every barely above a teenager he could find, he must have inadvertently hit on the daughter of one of Santa's elves. That is the way I like to think of it. It seems that when Jon returned back to New York yesterday he discovered that his television and other stuff of value was stolen. The things of little value like his self respect and his clothes had been slashed with a knife and ruined.

He did discover a note stuck to a dresser which probably said something like, "Thanks for being such an ass. Merry Christmas, Hailey." Of course it could have also been a a Christmas catalog from Ed Hardy.

Anyway, Jon called his lawyer who called the cops and then Jon began the crying game and I bet I can make a buck out of this game if TLC would only let me. If you would like to throw up a little in your mouth, please read the following statement from his lawyer.

"The greatest damage from this vicious, mean spirited and heartless crime was perpetrated not on Jon’s property and possessions, but on Jon Gosselin himself, who experienced a traumatic, emotional, roller coast ride having just shared a joyful family gathering with his children during their Christmas."