No Charlie Sheen In Big Brother House

I was hoping that Charlie Sheen was going to spend the next few weeks in England inside the Celebrity Big Brother house, but he was a no show. Too bad because it would have been fun to watch him try and have sex with every woman in the house. Tara Reid is in the house so she did not have much of a honeymoon. When she agreed to do the show though she needed the paycheck so too late to back out. I do wonder if she will end up hooking up with some guy and having her marriage end on television. She is a drinker and some of the guys on the show are good looking, and no I am not including Jedward in that. Kerry Katona is on the show and Tara tried to talk to her and then realized she could not understand anything Kerry said. The only other American on the show is Pamela Bach who used to mix cocktails with The Hoff while they were married.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Kerry Katona keeping it classy at the UK premiere of Salt.
You might not like Kanye West, but the man dresses well.
Not dressing well is Levi Johnston. Even though he got denied at a party the other night, he still shows up way too often at events. I bet he thinks this singer actually likes him. You know, what with his excellent career prospects and all.
I feel like if you turn Leona Lewis sideways than I can make a protected left turn.
A rarely seen photo of Marilyn Monroe during her last movie.
Nick Turturro tries to convince Will Estes that he should strip.
And Will listened.
Two musical legends. Noel Gallagher and Paul Weller.
Robert Downey Jr and his wife Susan are all smiles.
Now I need to watch Airplane tonight with a side of Knots Landing. Robert Hays and Kevin Dobson.
Reese after a workout.
Scott Bakula puts in a drive thru order and gets paps.

Random Photos Part Four

Quite the collection of movie stars in this picture. Robert Duvall, Sissy Spacek and Bill Murray.
Amanda Peet on a red carpet eight days after giving birth.
Brian McFadden showed how classy he can be when he told a contestant last night on Australia's Got Talent to f**k off. It was edited from the broadcast.
Meanwhile his ex, Kerry Katona, was out tonight at the Back Up Plan premiere in London.
Speaking of classy. Christina Aguilera and a still from her new video.
I love Connie Britton.
Oh, and Carla Gugino too.
The Glee photo of the day is Cory Monteith.
A normal pose from Coco? The world must be ending.
Charlize Theron and her best "friend" Jeremy Renner.
Later Jeremy posed with a blast from the past. Paula Wagner. Ever since she and Tom Cruise split, she has been very quiet.
Elton John - New York City

Random Photos Part Two

It is hard to believe that Karen Gillan, who plays Amy Pond on Dr. Who is also
this person. I would have never recognized her.
Apparently Kim Kardashian has fans. Who knew?
Think this expression is a one time thing from Kerry Katona?
Think again. Wow. How loud do you think she is?
Katy Perry before her Easter party really got going. Then, the next thing you know
people are drinking and then
you have a tail.
This is a store in the UK where Katie Price and Alex Reid got into a fight with an elderly couple because the elderly couple wanted a disabled spot. Katie told them to f**k off because she is allowed to park there when she has her son. But, she didn't have her son.
Oh.My.God. But, wait, it gets worse. Mischa is looking across the street and sees her car and the parking police. This means she will have to run.
It's a slow start. I can't believe she can even walk in those pants.
Yes, there she is. Full sprint mode now. She can't afford that parking ticket.
But, thankfully she made it. Now, Mischa, go spend the money you saved on a larger size pair of pants. Seriously.
Meanwhile. Jogging the normal way is Anne Hathaway.

Mark Croft Hates Kerry Katona

There is something to be said for a celebrity divorce without publicists in the middle. Kerry Katona and Mark Croft are getting divorced and he pretty much doesn't care who knows how much he hates her or what an a-hole he was during his marriage. Despite the fact that Kerry stood up for him during the marriage or was just too whacked out on coke to notice what he was doing, Mark says that he did all kinds of things to sabotage his marriage. When he needed a few hundred bucks he would call the paps and tell them where and when he and Kerry would be showing up somewhere. "I would tell photographers where she was going and get paid for it. Kerry went mental when she found out - but it didn't stop me, I don't feel guilty. It is a bit sh***y but it was worth a few hundred quid. If I hadn't done it somebody else would have done."Now that might seem tame, but he also loved to see if he could trigger a bi-polar episode also. I could push it to the limit,' he said. "I know how to wind her up to the point she would start screaming at me."

And just to show you her doesn't really like his kids either he has no interest in having custody of the two kids he shares with Kerry. "I think kids should be with their mum." Real winner this guy. I bet he tries to get something in the divorce settlement though. Oh, and you just know some woman will still think she will get famous by dating him so he will probably even get worse.

Random Photos Part Two

One of my favorite couples. Geoffrey Arend and Christina Hendricks.
James Corden is in one of my favorite shows, Gavin & Stacey. Here is James doing a bit for Sports Relief with a British Olympic diver.
And again with some of the guys from Manchester United. I can't wait until these clips are released.
Is it just me or is Jennifer Garner looking a bit gaunt?
Let us complete the circle of gossip. Here we have Jackie Jackson who will represent the US gossip scene for the purposes of this circle. He is standing next to Australian Delta Goodrem. Now,
Delta has been together with this guy, Brian McFadden for awhile. Brian
used to be married to the train wreck known as Kerry Katona who is in the UK. Next to Kerry is Brian's former mother-in-law. Yikes.
Enough with the circle, here are Joey Kern and Ginnifer Goodwin.
Last night was the party to celebrate 100 episodes of The Ghost Whisperer. Jennifer Love Hewitt looks pretty good here. That isn't surprising. What is surprising is that no one I know has ever even watched The Ghost Whisperer. How has it been on for 100 episodes?
Also there were Chad Lowe and Kim Painter.
A very, very rare picture of a full on smile from Jason Statham.
Justin Timberlake selling cars for Audi.