Eight Years In Prison - Would You Marry Her

When Remy Ma was sentenced this week to eight years in prison I thought the relationship between her and her crazy boyfriend Papoose would end in a hail of glorious gunfire. OK, not really gunfire, but since Remy is going to jail for shooting someone I thought it was fitting. So MaPa which is my name for the couple are supposed to get married in jail this weekend. They initially wanted to have Ashlee and Pete get married with them in the jail, but Ashlee didn't want Remy's orange prison jumpsuit upstaging her own traditional white. Pete offered to wear a jumpsuit, but it just didn't work. Too bad really because I think Pimpa was looking forward to spending some time in a women's prison.

Although the above was a joke, I am serious about MaPa getting married this weekend. Would you actually marry someone who has just been sentenced to 8 years in jail? I know it won't actually be 8 years, and I mean it isn't like she is probably going to catch you cheating, or if if she does, that she can do anything about it, but would you marry someone knowing you wouldn't get to be alone with them for years and years?

I wouldn't do it. I think Remy would do it, because what does it matter to her? She can still have a prison wife. Papoose though is probably thinking about it long and hard, and it won't be happening this weekend, so he will have time to think. Seems in a visit yesterday he tried to smuggle in a universal handcuff key. They should have thrown him in jail, but instead just kicked him out.

"Here baby. Here's a handcuff key. After you get yourself unlocked, just try and make it past the 1500 guards and the barbed wire and the security gates and the two hundred other things to stop you. See how much I love you. This key will get you out."

Does he really think she's wearing the handcuffs 24/7? Idiot.

Have You Heard About Remy Ma?

You may have read yesterday that female rap star Remy Ma was convicted of assault and faces up to 25 years in prison. Ma, real name Remy Smith, shot her friend outside a nightclub in July of last year thinking the woman had stolen $3,000 from her.

Smith yelled "Oh my god!" as the verdict was delivered, while her brother was taken out of the courtroom after shouting "This is bulls**t!"

Smith was ordered to remain in prison without bail until her sentencing on April 23.

Madeka Barnes Joseph told the court that she was shot in the abdomen and had to undergo three operations during her stay in the hospital.

I know most of us think that justice has to different levels. One for those who have, and one for the have nots. Completely true, but when there are like 20 witnesses to a shooting, justice starts to equalize just a bit.

The thing is that Remy and her brother and her entire family totally bought into the stereotypes that Remy would walk because she is famous. They didn't care, weren't nervous, and did not even take the whole thing seriously. At one point it had to be explained to Remy why there needed to even be a trial. Apparently she thought that as a celebrity, she should just go free.

Her defense team tried the tactic that it was an accident. That was about all they had to throw out there. Unfortunately once you take the gun out, even if it is an accident, that assault charge is coming. Pretty tough to take a gun out and hold it in your hand and say that part was an accident.