Lindsay Lohan Is A Mess And Banned From Chateau Marmont

Let me try and straighten out this whole recent Lindsay Lohan drama for you and see if we can figure out what happened and who she is sleeping with and why she is hanging out with Suge Knight's kid.

August 19th - Lindsay spends the night at Sam Magid's house. Sam is a very rich man. Nothing new for Lindsay there as she is a frequent visitor to his house, you know, for just hanging out one on one. The guy was having a party. Lindsay brought her assistant and two guys with her, one of whom is Suge Knight's son.

August 20th - Magid wakes up and has $100K worth of jewels missing. Since Lindsay was not as nice to him as she could have been he calls the police. During the party the night before, Lindsay had smuggled two high dollar pieces of jewelry in her t-shirt which she was no longer wearing and given them to Suge Knight's son and his friend. She told them she would bring them more.

August 21st - Lindsay flies to New York after blowing off police. The police name her a person of interest. Apparently the story fed to the public is that the two guys were the ones responsible and Lindsay blames the media for making things up. Later she says she was framed by Suge Knight's son.

August 22-24 - Lindsay moves from person of interest to suspect, but at the same time she is also speaking to Magid because she is going to need some money soon because Chateau Marmont is calling her every five minutes to pay the $46,000 she owes them which she walked out on and which has now got her banned. She tells Magid that while at his house she was on Ambien to make the sex better and is a little hazy about what happened but says she hid a lot of his jewelry so it would not get stolen.

August 25-27 - Lindsay tells Suge Knight's son and his friend to return everything to Magid. They do so. Police turn over evidence to District Attorney. Magid tells police he has everything and does not want to press charges.

August 28 - District Attorney says there is not enough evidence to proceed and Magid says that what is his is Lindsay's so there could be no theft. Lindsay then hires moving truck to clean out his house and is having a huge garage sale this weekend. She also asks him for $50K to pay bill at Marmont.

The Lindsay Lohan Bill

Yesterday I posted the cover letter from Chateau Marmont banning Lindsay Lohan from their premises. By that time though, I had already posted earlier about her and Tweeted about the bill below and there is only so much Lindsay that any person should be exposed to on a daily basis. For their part, Chateau Marmont says the letter and bill were leaked by someone close to Lindsay and Lindsay says she thought the producers of her no budget Lifetime movie were paying for everything or she would have for sure not paid $75 a day to rent a laptop or $14 for a pack of cigs or spent thousands of dollars on booze from the minibar. You think this has anything to do with her saying she wants to move to New York?

Courteney Cox Had A Date

Yesterday Chateau Marmont's patio was busy. You had Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at lunch and you had Courteney Cox and a guy in a suit at night sipping on martinis. No pictures of the couple. Let me tell you a little something about the patio at Chateau Marmont. You can look at your cell phone, but the second you hold it up like you are going to take a photo someone will appear out of nowhere and tell you that no photos are allowed, and then ask if they can get you another $18 drink. Sure, you can be sneaky, but it can be tough to be sneaky and aim your phone in the right direction and still get a shot. I used to drink martinis a lot. I stopped though about the same time I realized I always ended up drinking them in two swallows. It is the design of the glass. I thought about asking them to be served in a highball glass, but then people ask you what you are drinking and you say a martini and then ask how come it is not in a martini glass and so at some point you get tired of telling the tale and order something different. Courteney and her guy stayed until midnight which is a pretty late night for her.

Lindsay Lohan Suddenly Has Money For A House

No longer forced to stay hidden away at Chateau Marmont, Lindsay Lohan must have made some deal with her billionaire boyfriend, Vikram Chatwal and now Lindsay is going to be renting a house in Beverly Hills to the tune of $25K a month. Apparently Vikram thinks Lindsay is worth it. I think he was probably getting some kind of hotelier discount for Lindsay at Chateau Marmont, but she wanted something bigger where she could really get her party on. The house is four bedrooms and five bathrooms. I wonder which bathroom will be the party bathroom.

Lindsay Lohan Sobers Up - Blames Michael For Everything - Voting For Romney - Paid Off Chateau Marmont

Lindsay Lohan has had a busy week. The thing is none of it is actually career related. Instead she is trying to put out fires she started. After calling her dad and telling him that Dina Lohan was on coke, Lindsay now says it was all a lie said in the moment. Uh huh. Totally random thing. I'm sure when all of you get in a fight with someone you randomly accuse the person of doing some drug. So, I guess we are supposed to believe that both were perfectly sober and had this fight and they were just tired after staying out until 4am? Lindsay says Michael is dead to her because he recorded the phone call and sold the tape. Duh. It is how he makes his living. That and what he can find in his girlfriend's purse probably. Lindsay says he mom is sober. Did Lindsay watch Dr. Phil? Oh, and in the past day, Lindsay has also managed to fly back to LA, change the color of her hair and announce to the world she is voting for Mitt Romney because he has more money and she loves guys with money. Wonders if he needs an intern. For all of you wondering where Lindsay will stay now that she is back in LA, she has paid off the Chateau Marmont and is staying there. Until she doesn't pay them again.

I'm Trying To Imagine Their Children

Hey guess who is dating at least in the world of celebrity gossip. Of course this is the same world that has brought you Jake and Reese as well as Hayden and Rachel, not to mention Jennifer Aniston and whatever guy touches her during the day.

Well this one is kind of cool, and it is Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey. Yes, I know. Their dinners are probably filled with Parker talking and talking and Keanu saying nothing, followed by Keanu still saying nothing, and then saying he needs to go out and have a smoke.

The pair first met about four years ago when Parker tried to get Keanu in a silent action adventure movie she was producing. I don't know if it would have done well at the box office, but damn, you just know that it would be a destination DVD for anyone who had any kind of quiet, mood altering substances with which they wished to experiment.

So, Parker has dated a long list of guys, but the ones I can think of off the top of my head are Ryan Adams and Thomas Beller. Keanu doesn't date much.

Parker and Keanu were spotted at the Chateau Marmont bar sitting together. This wasn't one of those across the room things where someone imagined them together and said their eyes locked across the crowded room and you knew they were soul mates kind of thing. This was actual contact.

You should close your eyes and also try and imagine what their kid would be like. Broody and moody with a desire to sing on Broadway. So, if they do hook up you think she can talk him into being in a couple of the Christopher Guest films?

Lindsay Lohan's Publicist Quits

It turns out that Steve Honig is not just another name for Dina Lohan or Dina in a bald cap. The long suffering publicist of Lindsay Lohan has called it quits. Chances are the guy was probably not paid very well or very often despite all the work he had to do. Think about your average publicist and how they have to think of things to do to promote their client and how often they get called. And what they get called for. Would your client be interested in going to a red carpet event? Now think about what Steve Honig probably got asked? Who did she hit this time? Where did she get the car? Was she on drugs again? Was she drunk again? Did she really drink two bottles of vodka in one hour? Why did her mom beat her? Why did she steal____________? Why didn't she pay her bill at Chateau Marmont? Is she sleeping with a billionaire for money? Think about how quickly you would get tired of that? Not to mention always having Michael Lohan and Dina calling you and texting you 24/7. Apparently the last straw was having to deal with Michael. Uh huh. I would focus more on the money part.

Blind Item #11

This actress loved playing a Nazi so much that she went to a Halloween party at Chateau Marmont dressed up like a Nazi.

Random Photos Part Four

January Jones headed to a meeting at Chateau Marmont.

Jennifer Lawrence was spotted out for the first time in awhile that did not involve a Coldplay concert.

Joanna Krupa looks very geometrical.

Jaime Pressly gets fondled by Minnie at a Disney party.

Another Jamie, this time Lynn Sigler was also there.

Jessica Seinfeld is still blonde and still married to Jerry Seinfeld.

Check out Whoopi's pants.

Kristin Scott Thomas and

Bill Nighy at the same party. I really want to meet Bill.

Lindsay Lohan Is Out For Kirsten Dunst

I guess there is more to the reunion of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson then perhaps Lindsay is letting on publicly. Over the weekend, Samantha Ronson and Kirsten Dunst sat around and drank all night on the Chateau Marmont patio. This is while Lindsay was supposedly trying to reach Sam by phone and text all night and being ignored. Lindsay has always hated Kirsten because Lindsay thinks she would have got Interview With A Vampire and Spiderman if not for Kirsten. Now she thinks Kirsten is moving in on Sam and promises to have words with Kirsten when she sees her. So, Kirsten you might want to wear a raincoat to avoid flying drinks and to hold on to your purse with two hands so it does not accidentally end up at Lindsay's house.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This C-Lister used to date a celebrity who is now on the A-List. He was drunk at the Chateau Marmont this weekend and was heard to describe her body as a “Raisin on Toothpicks.” We think he just has sour grapes over loosing her.

Not Jonny Lee Miller

Kristen Stewart Accused Of Sleeping With Another Producer

Apparently it is not being in Twilight that gets Kristen Stewart work, but her willingness to sleep with producers. At least that is what Robert Pattinson is saying after he discovered that Kristen is staying with another former producer of her movie Welcome To The Rileys. This is where Kristen went after she left the home she shared with Rob. According to Radar, Robert called over there the other night and accused the producer, Giovanni Agnelli of having sex with Kristen. It is an odd choice of finding a place to stay. You would think she would pick a place at Chateau Marmont or something like that. She does not have any girlfriends at all really and none of the other actresses from Twilight invited her to stay with them because they don't really like Kristen, so maybe it was stay alone or stay with some guy who gave you a role before and can do so in the future.

Liam Hemsworth & January Jones Spent Night Together

So, it was not just a little making out between friends after Oscar night. It turns out that January Jones and Liam Hemsworth spent the first part of Oscar night at Chateau Marmont which everyone had already known and then they got into a car together and that is where the story stopped. Until now. Life & Style says the pair continued to a party at a private house and that a very drunk January (back off the wagon again) and Liam spent the entire time making out and groping each other in a hallway before disappearing. Yeah, well I hope they used protection, but the good news is there won't be any doubt (probably) about who the father is this time if January is pregnant. Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus says she is sick of the lies. I guess she wants to believe Liam, but too many people saw too many things. Miley also said she is quitting social media. So far it has been 16 whole hours.

Blind Item #2

This former B+ list mostly television actress with the funny accent and very good looks wasn't looking so good this week. The actress, who has had substance abuse issues in the past claims she is clean and sober but she couldn't stand up straight in the Chateau Marmont lobby and could only manage two or three feet without falling. She would get up each time and insist she was fine and then start heading towards her goal of making it to the bathroom. Someone finally helped her to the bathroom. A short time later she was discovered on the floor in the bathroom asleep.

Blind Items Revealed #29

March 21, 2025

#1&2 - I wonder if this former A list celebrity and her on and off screen A list celebrity bestie even remember the black eye one gave the other over their tussle for some drugs back in the day.

#3 - Some people like to brag they have stayed in every room at the Chateau Marmont. This former A+/A list actor who all of you know and who has self sabotaged his once glorious career, liked to brag he did coke in every room at the hotel.

#4 - This three named celebrity is dead now but she used to love to go to trap houses and do meth for a day or two and let men or women do whatever they wanted to her. She called it her alone time.

• #1&2 - Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie
• #3 - Charlie Sheen
• #4 - Anna Nicole Smith

Four For Friday

I don't really feel like posting anything terribly juicy because I am still in mourning over the whole John Hughes passing. However I have some light ones which really don't need to be blind but are still fun to guess.

#1 - At The Grove on Monday this former right on the cusp glasses wearing A list movie star and now a solid B in movies and television was walking with a woman past some tables set up outside a restaurant. At each table someone would stop him and want our actor to pose for pictures. Each table. He never stopped smiling and posed patiently for each person.

#2 - At the Four Seasons on Sunday this controversial magazine publisher had a multi-hour brunch while his bodyguard/driver never moved an inch from a separate table five feet away. When someone would walk up to the bodyguard he would talk and converse but his eyes never left the table of his employer.

#3 - Also at the Four Seasons on Sunday this former C list television actor with a very bad past drinking problem which basically got him booted from a hit network drama didn't touch a drop of alcohol even when it was offered to him.

#4 - At Chateau Marmont on Sunday an impromptu dinner party for 30 was held to honor this Olympic Gold medal snowboard winner and frequent skateboarder.

#5 - FYI - The grieving brother was also at The Four Seasons this past Sunday.

Blind Item #15

I once watched this non-traditional A+ list athlete leave his then girlfriend at a table with friends while he got orally serviced in the garden at Chateau Marmont. He had excused himself to go to the restroom after a female dinner companion said she was going to look at the garden. The guy is not nice. 

Blind Items Revealed

September 7, 2011

Last Friday, this tool of a father who happens to have some celebrity offspring and I use the term celebrity very lightly. I mean, if you don't act for a few years then you lose the right to call yourself an actor/actress? Drop down to a celebrity? Anyway, the dad, supposedly sober to the world was sucking down booze poolside at a hotel. Oh, and what was his offspring hoovering up at Chateau Marmont one night earlier?

Michael Lohan

Blind Items Revealed #7

November 6, 2025

This actress loved playing a Nazi so much that she went to a Halloween party at Chateau Marmont dressed up like a Nazi.

Vicky Krieps

Richie Better Hurry

If Richie wants to enjoy the sweet loving experience that is rehab bathroom sex with Lindsay Lohan, he better hurry. Seems that Lindsay has decided she has had enough of horses, movies, hidden cell phone calls, and breaking up marriages and would rather go cause the kind of trouble you can only do outside of rehab.

This weekend Lindsay will be leaving rehab and the entire state will no doubt breathe easier. The other women in rehab will have their shot at Richie Sambora without interference from the freckled one, hotels will have vacancies again, and no one will have to be hugged or talked to by Michael Lohan again. No one is spilling the beans about where Lindsay is headed, but, hey Vegas is just one state away and could almost be considered on the way back to LA so maybe she will head there. I'm sure Lindsay would love to blow off some steam and what better place to do it than somewhere that you can party 24 hours a day, while doing it sober of course. It will also allow her to enjoy her new love of chain smoking which will be tough in LA except in her place and in her car. Of course she may want to avoid her car because of bad memories last time she was driving a car, and her place has probably been thoroughly destroyed in her absence by fellow users and abusers. Perhaps she will head back to the Chateau Marmont.

This weekend she will be good. It is the next 10,000 weekends she has to worry about.