Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Is A Mess And Banned From Chateau Marmont


Let me try and straighten out this whole recent Lindsay Lohan drama for you and see if we can figure out what happened and who she is sleeping with and why she is hanging out with Suge Knight's kid.


August 19th - Lindsay spends the night at Sam Magid's house. Sam is a very rich man. Nothing new for Lindsay there as she is a frequent visitor to his house, you know, for just hanging out one on one. The guy was having a party. Lindsay brought her assistant and two guys with her, one of whom is Suge Knight's son.

August 20th - Magid wakes up and has $100K worth of jewels missing. Since Lindsay was not as nice to him as she could have been he calls the police. During the party the night before, Lindsay had smuggled two high dollar pieces of jewelry in her t-shirt which she was no longer wearing and given them to Suge Knight's son and his friend. She told them she would bring them more.

August 21st - Lindsay flies to New York after blowing off police. The police name her a person of interest. Apparently the story fed to the public is that the two guys were the ones responsible and Lindsay blames the media for making things up. Later she says she was framed by Suge Knight's son.

August 22-24 - Lindsay moves from person of interest to suspect, but at the same time she is also speaking to Magid because she is going to need some money soon because Chateau Marmont is calling her every five minutes to pay the $46,000 she owes them which she walked out on and which has now got her banned. She tells Magid that while at his house she was on Ambien to make the sex better and is a little hazy about what happened but says she hid a lot of his jewelry so it would not get stolen.

August 25-27 - Lindsay tells Suge Knight's son and his friend to return everything to Magid. They do so. Police turn over evidence to District Attorney. Magid tells police he has everything and does not want to press charges.

August 28 - District Attorney says there is not enough evidence to proceed and Magid says that what is his is Lindsay's so there could be no theft. Lindsay then hires moving truck to clean out his house and is having a huge garage sale this weekend. She also asks him for $50K to pay bill at Marmont.

59 comments:

cheesegrater15 said...

I'll pay Suge good money to off this bitch. So fucking tired of her.

goheels83 said...

lol Vicki I'll chip in. Her life is just a neverending cycle of lies. She can't be happy.

a non a miss said...

That isn't Suge Knights son. Don't believe ne? Ask Jacky!

I guess this kid is a Hollywood party boy who uses the Knight name to be famous- wow what a novel idea!

Sarah said...

Again, Andrew Knight is not Suge Knight's son, though he claims to be. That's how he opened doors to LA society.

Salsa Lover said...

Wow. What a life. Can you imagine never having to account for yourself for anything? Ridic!

zombiecrush said...

Why would you want to pretend to be Suge Knight's son? The guy is a killer and a big time criminal...

Count Jerkula said...

DiaryOfAHollywoodStreetKing.com says that dude in not Suge's son.

I always thought Meth made sex better, what is the deal with this Ambien? Or you think LILO just needs to be in a haze to not be revolted with herself for gargling degenerate jizz for $$?

Think she ever turns to her mom w/ a cum crusted face and coke falling out of her nose says, "I learned it by watching you," then the proud mama smiles and gives her a hug?

Sarah said...

Um, am I the only one who does not who Suge Knight is?

surfer said...

There are so many errors here - the LA Times has the most accurate info.

Here's a link to one story:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/08/lindsay-lohan-blasts-lies-about-her-and-theft-allegations.html

Here's a bit: Los Angeles Police Department detectives had presented evidence to prosecutors Tuesday after several days of investigation identifying Lohan as well as Gavin Lawrence Doyle and Andrew Nicholas Payan as suspects in the case.

Also, not sure if she really spent the night there, because of this:

A security guard interviewed by police said that at 2 a.m. that morning Lohan came to the home and wanted to enter it to speak with Magid. She was told she could not come in and asked the guard if Magid was in the home with "some other girl."

stephani said...

I tried to google Sam Magid and got nothing. Anybody know is this guy and why he's so wealthy?

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Anonymous said...

Now, is Sam Magid the guy who basically funds everything LiLo does and to whom she signs her paychecks over to, as in the CDAN blind item several weeks(months) ago?

Robert said...

I thought from the first that Lohan would probably end up walking away from this caper scot-free. The way SoCal treats celebrity law-breakers continues to boggle the mind.

surfer said...

Just wanted to add that I read yesterday that the third guy with Lindsay was Evan Ross (Diana's son) - whether or not that's true, I don't know.

libby said...

surfer, thanks for the link. So it looks like she had a spare key, or some way of getting in, and burglarized the house while the owner was in his bedroom? And before he realized it was Lindsay, he called police? After he found out it was her, he tried to drop the charges?
That was a straight-up burglary/home invasion. Independent witnesses. No wonder the detectives wanted to go ahead. Are they really dropping the charges, though? I haven't seen a definitive answer anywhere.

cheesegrater15 said...

Bitch could murder the First Family on live TV and get away with it. Can't wait for next year when she joins the 27 Club.

Cassiopeia said...

@Stephani
I think he is an investor. I can't find much on him, but from the few photos I have seen he looks as old as her father.

@Bar
sure sounds like it.

libby said...

I mean, if she was turned away from trying to 'pop in' at 2AM, then came back at 7:45AM--exactly a time she knew he would finally be asleep.

She's a real burglar, not just a party thief . Wow.

surfer said...

Libby - one of the posts that the LA Times had up last night, which they may have amended, came from the police report. Apparently the guard told cops that Lindsay came back at 2:45 am, screaming "is he in there f*cking some other girl?" That is so typical.

So if she came back twice, how is it possible (and who reported) that she spent the night there?

MISCH said...

She's the dumbist thief on the planet, if something goes missing she's the first one ever body accuses .
Why jewelry why not cash...?
I really hate this bitch

libby said...

I saw that, surfer.

A home invasion is a real graduation for her. I thought she was just a prostitute & drug user. She probably went to his house for $ or drugs, and when he wouldn't let her in (AND she suspected a new trick was taking her place), she cooks up this home invasion? Wow.

Anonymous said...

@Robert It's not just celebrities that get away with serving little to no jail time. The guy who broke into my house, held me at knife point and tried to rape me should have been in jail serving a two year sentence for a previous crime but he was released just six months later. Had he not been released early I wouldn't have been anywhere close to that address by the time he got out and he wouldn't have been able to find me.

disenchanted said...

Anybody who allows Linds around any of their stuff deserves to be robbed blind at this point.

a non a miss said...

@diana- the 3 guys that robbed me at gunpoint didn't get a jail sentence either. Since they were underage (17) and it was their first offense, they got 6 months at a detention center.

auntliddy said...

please!! enough with this girl!!!

Hammer_Girl said...

@count- I don't know about meth, but I can attest to ambien making sex more.....enjoyable? I feel like a skank for writing that.

strongerthancoffee said...

@Count Jerkula --- You cannot see me now, but I am ON MY FEET applauding the mental picture you painted for me. I will refrain from comment out of respect!

Sherry said...

Count was a bit too graphic for me at 7:30 in the morning. Who is this Sam Magid? Something stinks here~!

Cecilia00 said...

I am positive she will find a way to settle up with the Chateau Marmont super quick.

That is a huge party spot and she will do what's necessary to ensure the ban is lifted.

DewieTheBear said...

Why does anyone still choose to hangout with this lunatic?

CK76 said...

Looks like glove money, here's the patriarch, maybe:
http://www.magidglove.com/about/

And this guy looks enough like him to be a descendant, apparently taught Lilo to drive:
http://celebritydaily.net/tv/photos-sarah-schnare-bachelor-contestant-ran-over-by-sam-magid/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/urbanmixer/4130426344/




SusanB said...

cosign with Vicki Cupper.

Mr. B and I tried sex with Ambien once but all it did was make us so drowsy we lost interest and went to sleep.

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parissucksliterally said...

My head hurts reading this. She is such a fucking LOSER.

shauniebear said...

Once again (as I seem to repeat daily these days), please let this trick to go jail. Please.

Cornbread said...

Yes, this screams Bling Ring to me. Didn't/aren't they making a movie about that? The Dateline special was interesting.

I won't even rant about the horrid legal system. I'm just agreeing with Vicki Cupper.

COME ON, JULY 2013!

Pambelina said...

You know, she's going to end up like Dana Plato at the rate she's going.

cheesegrater15 said...

Pambelina, I would have no problem with that.

Miguela said...

I'm kind of obsessed with Lindsay. I love how she's this giant fucking train wreck and yet she gets away with so much shit and she's hanging out with Lady Gaga and Lana del REy.

Anyways, if you guys have twitter you should all follow @LILOFANFICTION - seriously, go and read all his tweets. I guarantee you'll laugh your ass off at the snark.

Mango said...

Who has a party and leaves that much expensive jewelry lying around? Why, it's not Lindsay's fault at all. It's as if he was asking her to take it.

lazyday603 said...

The rich guy may be old enough to be her father but I'll bet he LOOKS much younger than LL. She looks old enough to be her own grandmother.

Ingrid Superstar said...

It looks like she's with a white guy dressing as Chris Brown for a costume party.

anita_mark said...

@Miguela, I agree, I can't look away from the trainwreck either. It's always fun to see what she'll do next.

I notice there are less and less "LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE" comments on her posts these days. I think even the biggest supporters have thrown their hands up. I don't go to Celebitchy anymore, does Innocent still post there?

iheartjacksparrow said...

@Sarah - Suge is suspect in the murders of The Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac Shakur.

Mango said...

Check this out - I put in "Sam Magid" in Google Images search engine to see what the old fucker looked like and photos of Lindsay Lohan came up! We can't get rid of that bitch!

KZoeT said...

Found this tidbit about Magid " Sam Magid ... is well-known in the comic book world... Sam invests in comic books that have the potential to become movies (i.e. Spiderman, Captain America, etc.). "

Susan said...

I find the entire Bling Ring story to be fascinating. I can't wait to see a movie on that shit.

Mama June said...

I'm not a violent person and have NEVER been in a fight, scuffle, etc but if I ever saw these two walking down the streets in my city, I'd have to fight the urge to clothesline both of them.

Vicky, I'll kick in some money for Suge Knight to off this trick. :)

skimpymist said...

That would be so juicy if evan was the third

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Unknown said...

She's a sociopath who feels entitled to do these crimes. Chateau Marmont could have simply filed defrauding an innkeeper charges against but foolishly thought embarrassing her publicly would make her pay the bill. Sociopaths don't play that game they can't feel embarrassment, shame or empathy. She can steal, but she could also kill and feel no remorse either. She's dangerous.

If the hotel ever wants to see nearly 50k they better file against her or write off the bill. She'll need to be forced by a court to do anything she doesn't want to.

Opie said...

Is this her "millionaire BF" who leased/rented her new Porsche for her too? Or some new trick? What's mine is hers? Cray cray.

DewieTheBear said...

I don't think she's a sociopath - they are far sneakier and more clever. Sociopaths destroy the lives of others, not their own - and the only thing between Linds and total self-destruction is a bizarre amount of luck that we keep waiting to run out.

Don't get me wrong, I think she has a mental/personality disorder; but it isn't sociopathology.

MadLyb said...

This is never going to end. I long for 2006 when I didn't know who she was. I hadn't watched tv since the OJ fiasco and started back at the end of 2006. Now I'm tv-free, but she's all over the internets, and of course I read these posts with horrid fascination and disgust, comment in them wishing the hell she'd go away, LOL.

I've also noticed the sympathy drying up. She must be killer in the sack because sugar daddies are lining up to fund her misadventures.

juicy said...

@Dianaofthy- Only two years? What kind of shit prosecuting team does your county/city have? Mines facing 30 yrs and still sitting in jail on 750k bail. The more I hear about peeps getting.off easy, I consider myself blessed to have an A-team on my side.

1Jazzimom said...

WTH? So she has a key? Are these guys her drug dealers? So she cuts off her nose to spite her face? I don't see a good ending for her. She keeps going further and further- in the wrong way!

Beta said...

@DianaofThemyscira
fuck, that is terrifying !!

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