Saturday, September 28, 2013

Blind Item #2

This former B+ list mostly television actress with the funny accent and very good looks wasn't looking so good this week. The actress, who has had substance abuse issues in the past claims she is clean and sober but she couldn't stand up straight in the Chateau Marmont lobby and could only manage two or three feet without falling. She would get up each time and insist she was fine and then start heading towards her goal of making it to the bathroom. Someone finally helped her to the bathroom. A short time later she was discovered on the floor in the bathroom asleep.

52 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

Fran Drescher? Is her show still on?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Thank you bacon ranch ! All I could think if was Madeline Kahn and she has passed. Poor Fran, she was slipped a mickey!

Harry Knuckles said...

Fran has a funny voice, not a funny accent.

Chelle said...

Sofia Vergara

hollywood dime said...

It's such a nice bathroom though! I'd sleep in there too :/

Count JerkuIa said...

sounds like my mother 30 years ago...

NaughtyNurse said...

I would say Fran has what some people would refer to as a funny accent--she puts on a pretty thick New Yawk accent.

sandybrook said...

Is Jane Leeves still on Tv? She looked good when I saw her

Simon said...

Sophia vergara

Bacon Ranch said...
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Bees knees said...

Jamie Presley

Bacon Ranch said...

Isn't she on Hot in Cleveland, sandy? If so she's still on tv.

When I think of Fran I go back to that episode of Seinfeld. "Jerry, you have to see the baaaaaaaaaaaby".
The one with George and his shrinkage. That actress had the same style of accent that Fran has. Nasal and all.

(Disclaimer) OneEyedCharlie if you are nasal or have an accent, this was not meant as a slam whatsoever.

Steampunk Jazz said...

It says former B +, unless she jumped To A she's still B +.

FlirtyChick74 said...

That chick from Friends

sandybrook said...

Yep @Bacon Ranch she is so tisn't Jane Leeves.

sandybrook said...

Fran Drescher fits as long as you consider a NY accent funny. I guess a Baastahn (Boston) accent is funny too.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sophia Vergara is B+ not former B+. Sorry, still makes me shudder to think this

Anonymous said...

Is the fake Count gone yet? Does anyone know?

Count Jerkula said...

Nah, Fake Jerkula you mother sounded more like "gggggggggggggggggggggg" cause she was always gargling cum. Everyone knew how she liked it (Safe For Work)

Bacon Ranch said...

No Anna, the faux one posted in this very thread.

Shame they gave themselves away right out of the gate. Done well, parodies can be quite funny.

MerryB said...

Anna, if you click on the profile name, you can tell which is which. The real (and awesome) Count has an actual profile (with well over 6500 views! go CJ) and the weird stalker CJ has a private profile.

Count Jerkula said...

If you want to find out which one is fake or not, Anna, just click for the profile. Me, Original Count, has my email address and over 6000 profiles views. Fugazi Jerkula has their profile blocked.

Bacon Ranch said...

Dammit Real Count...
You keep posting right before I do.

The one that posted at 12:42 is the real one Anna. Looking at profile's will help you tell who is who.

Count Jerkula said...

Jinx, MerryBetch!

Bacon Ranch said...

DAMMIT!

sarah.estell said...

I thought of Jane Leeves.

MerryB said...

Great minds think alike boo!

Count Jerkula said...

Jinx, Bacon Betch!

VancouverBC said...
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VancouverBC said...

Caw Caw

HolidayinCambodia said...

Charo!

Coo-chi-coo-chi-coo-chi-coo!

Tru Leigh said...

I think Bees nailed it, Jamie Presley. Has DUI's.

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Bacon I don't have an accent. It's everybody else who has the accent. You guys talk funny.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

Jennifer Coolidge? I know she's putting on an accent on Two Broke Girls and a Roomful of Awful Writers, but her own voice is kind of funny, imho.

Tara said...

I'm guessing not Fran. She was the lead on a really long-running show and they were willing to gamble on her being in the movies. She also had a career before the show in film. Accent also is an odd pick. Meanwhile, Jane was a supporting character on Frasier and the Jamie is always supporting. And I would say her accent is funny where Jane's is more charming.

Unknown said...

it's Sophia Vergara

crazycatladyx6 said...

Sophia has not had past substance abuse issues, dimwits.

Bacon Ranch said...

Jane has a distinctive accent so that's not a bad guess personwhocallsthemselfcrazycatladyyetfeelstheneedtomakefunofothers.

Actually the Jamie guess is a great one. Her version of southern accent is almost as bad as the narrators of Southern Fried Homicide.
She's very pretty and I would say when "My Name is Earl" was popular, she would have easily been seen as a B+

Bacon Ranch said...

..Oops forgot to add to ccl, Sophia HAS had a past of being with dealers and whispers of her involvement.

I just think she's a terrible actress so even Jax/Ent wouldn't call her B+

Cee Kay said...

No, Sofia has *current* abuse issues. She's "allegedly" almost as big a mess as than man of hers.

Essie said...

Does anybody ever think that when someone "can't stand up" they might actually be sick? A couple of years ago I was downtown in the evening and felt really ill and I fell down twice. Because it was around 8:00 I heard people saying "she must have had too much happy hour" and they ignored me. Luckily for me someone called 911 because I had actually had a small stroke. Sometimes it's not drink or drugs that makes someone fall down or fall asleep on the floor. Just saying.

PookieTwo said...

Sofia isn't a former B+ list anything. Is current A list in television.

Bacon Ranch said...

Whoa Essie, I'm glad for you that people were there to tend to you.

Cee Kay, the numerous Ents seem to not agree on who is what when it comes to ratings.
Remember: Kate Winslet is a B.

.robert said...

Doesn't Drescher have a Long Island accent?

Unknown said...

Hope you are ok, Essie!

Groovy said...

Sofia Veraga

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Karen Walker! How could you!

(nah kidding, doubt this is Megan Mullally xD)

Tara said...

Ohhh... I was wondering about that. There were some posts where I was like... "Count???"

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