Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Richie Better Hurry

If Richie wants to enjoy the sweet loving experience that is rehab bathroom sex with Lindsay Lohan, he better hurry. Seems that Lindsay has decided she has had enough of horses, movies, hidden cell phone calls, and breaking up marriages and would rather go cause the kind of trouble you can only do outside of rehab.

This weekend Lindsay will be leaving rehab and the entire state will no doubt breathe easier. The other women in rehab will have their shot at Richie Sambora without interference from the freckled one, hotels will have vacancies again, and no one will have to be hugged or talked to by Michael Lohan again. No one is spilling the beans about where Lindsay is headed, but, hey Vegas is just one state away and could almost be considered on the way back to LA so maybe she will head there. I'm sure Lindsay would love to blow off some steam and what better place to do it than somewhere that you can party 24 hours a day, while doing it sober of course. It will also allow her to enjoy her new love of chain smoking which will be tough in LA except in her place and in her car. Of course she may want to avoid her car because of bad memories last time she was driving a car, and her place has probably been thoroughly destroyed in her absence by fellow users and abusers. Perhaps she will head back to the Chateau Marmont.

This weekend she will be good. It is the next 10,000 weekends she has to worry about.


brendalove@gmail.com said...

I just hope she's not going to insult our intelligence with the alcohol monitoring bracelet again.

budford said...

Maybe they kicked her out. Maybe RS said hey she's supposed to be gone or I wouldn't have come here.

The Cocoanut Grove said...

She'll only have to worry about the next 10000 weekends if she lives to be 200 years old.


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