Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Britney, Britney, Britney


Hey, did you hear the news? Britney Spears has been in rehab for the past 30 days and today she got out. Dlisted talks about what her possible first post-rehab meal could be.

Several blogs are posting that Britney is going bankrupt. It would not surprise me at all to know she has a cash flow problem. The blogs are rehashing a British newspaper report from today that said Britney has blown through 2/3 of her $32M fortune. What I find so interesting about this article is that back in November, British newspapers estimated Britney's fortune at $130M. At the time that article came out, I said it was full of crap and took a guess at what Britney's real net worth was.

Hey Britney. Get better. Be A Mom. Relax. Smile.

p.s. Rogaine may help grow it back more quickly. Just saying.

8 comments:

kiki said...

Women can't use Rogaine, FYI
Give it till the weekend Britney will be photographed a) partying b) crotch shot c) getting a tatoo

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I recommend Quicken to help you set up a budget, baby girl.

sb said...

Kiki - women can use Rogaine, and there is actually a product called Women's Rogaine.

kiki said...

I thought it grew hair on the palms of your hands if you were a woman? Can't wait for Britney to be back in action. I think rehab did her a world of good just like it has for Lindsay Lohan.

Anonymous said...

kiki
wonder if there ia a line in vegas on which it will be?
there is NO WAY IN HELL she is better after a couple weeks...
for the record Ent it was not even 28 days...
she was only in there 24 full days... count em up
THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL SHE IS BETTER!
you can take the crack away from the girl, but you cant take the girl away from the crack
when there is a will there is a way...
and i think Ent said she was a strong-willed girl

hez said...

One more piece of advice, Britters...

Based on these pictures, I'm gonna say a career as a tennis pro is not in the cards.

;)

Anonymous said...

oops Ent sorry cant count... looks like she was in 28... my bad
i would have loved to see her go away for 90 days (like no free passes) for lasting effects

Anonymous said...

Once again you jump on the whatever is the latest rumour to try to support a BS non insider guess and utter nonsense. Forbes AND her legal team directly contradict the writers of this fictional blog.