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Well at least Ellen Pompeo found out about the bad stuff before the wedding. I bet Brittany Murphy had found out about her husband before he became a husband, or maybe not. She might not have got as much gold otherwise.
$1M for an interview with Paris? First of all it says up to $1M so it could be $534.69 which is about what she deserves. Here is the interview from Paris' side.
"I was cold and tired and barely ate. I was lonely and then God started talking to me. The thousands of fan letters I received also were a blessing and I would like to read one now." She will then read a letter from one of the 5,000 people who wrote her and will be the only ones watching. The letter will say something like she's an inspiration and she saved the fan from suicide because if Paris could make it through jail, they could make it through life. If a fan doesn't write one, you better believe my boy Mintz is right now. The only satisfaction I get is Barbara Walters geeting screwed. They used her baby.
I think everyone who reads gossip or writes it or even watches it, knows to take everything with a grain of salt. The truth gets stretched and that's ok. If you read enough gossip you know when something has gone too far. Then you read something like US Magazine and their headline and you say to yourself, that is not even close to anything resembling the truth or reality. Such is their headline--Reese and Jake: Is This The End? The end of what? The staged crap they have been doing for the benefit of the camera? You have got to be joking if you believe anyone ever thought they were going out. At least you could pretend that Mandy Moore was going out with some of her "dates," and that Jessica Biel and Justin are a couple. It's somewhat believable. But Jake and Reese? I guess Jake's people "leaked" the story because he wanted to get serious and Reese didn't. Jake wanted the lady and she rejected him. Poor Jake. Now he can spend months getting over this girlfriend and taking his time finding another one who is willing to pretend.
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Awe....I'm sure Austin will be there to 'console' Jake as often as he likes.
LOL Hilarious sarcasm to start the day Ent!! I think there's a couple of hints in there.
I'm willing to pretend....
Dude, Jake is so gay. Why won't he just come out of the closet?
OMG, Paris Hilton is getting the case of the Anne Heche's. She thinks GOD is talking to her? Is she sure it isn't the Devil dressed like god?
Next she's gonna say she's a goddess from 3011 named Pussella that cures the illness of old crusty crotches.
get that bitch her pills , quick...or better yet wait at least one week AFTER she's out of prison, so we can see the crazy on tape!
Tracee
Ent, Are you implying that Mandy is gay? Is she the actress who has a girlfriend and that it's her first time with a woman so she's keeping it under wraps?!!! Because of her squeeky clean image.
All I gotta say is...I KNEW IT!! ROFL
Tracee
HAHAHA Pussella! Tracee you're funny!
~mel
I don't know about you guys, but Paris has inspired me.
If she can deal with spontaneous herpetic outbreaks with such grace and poise, and keep right on scrogging the general public....then I should be able to deal with my legendary PMS and carry on life as normal.
Mandy had a "boyfriend" last year (forgot his name) that was totally fake. They were just good friends and they were indeed pretending for the sake of publicity.
ENT, I do think Jessica Biel and Justin are somewhat (certainly more than Jake and Reese) of a couple. Did you see pics of them with their arms around each other, kissing? Yes, I know--may be staged--but at least they're pics unlike the Jake/Reese fakeola relationship.
" The end of what? The staged crap they have been doing for the benefit of the camera?"
Seeing as there hasn't been one single pic, they obviously haven't done anything "for the benefit of the camera".
Fact.
Mel, I'm glad someone can appreciate my humor from time to time. It's a bit erractic, hit and miss, but sometimes people can see what I'm trying to say.
Brendalove...Amen...I wonder if one of our letters will be the LUCKY one. Hhehehehe
Tracee
Why won't he just come out of the closet?
Presumably for the same reason that Cruise, Travolta, DeCaprio, Maguire, Orlando, and all the rest of them don't come out of the closet, you fucking moron.
I agree. If you have even half a brain you'd know this whole "Reese and Jake" thing was completely phony. There weren't even pictures of them together! Plus everyone knows Jake is Toothy Tile (ahem, Austin Nichols!) ~ Stacey
About Mandy moore : she is not the actress who became lesbian because she hasn't a A-list statut. wink The comment about her "dates" is simple : she "dated" DJ IAM (ex of nicole richie) but it was just for publicity because they are just friends = Ent imply she dates somebody "famous" when she need publicity. For resse and jack is not funny anymore. The only photos about their "relationship" was one where they were supposed to come home in separate cars and the other where jack looked like an "affectionate" boyfriend on the set of their movie. Already fed up jake? = now you seems straight again (cough for the mainstream public cough)so you can enjoy your celibacy with your "dear" austin one more time. whistle
Oh and about jessica biel and justin timberlake, Ent talked earlier about a blackmail story : justin doesn't want to be with her anymore but he has to because she knows his dirty little secrets = bisexuality or anything else? That is the question! lol
I so want to find out about Justin's dirty little secrets, too. He may be bi, but I refuse to think he is gay all the way. I want to know!
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