Thursday, February 07, 2008

I Love When Readers Are Spies


Readers who are spies are the best spies because you know who and what I care about and who the hell I could really give a rat's ass about. A reader weighed in about who he saw hanging out in NY at Fashion Week, and I will add my stuff in the italics.

Hey Ent-

I was at the Gramercy Park Hotel bar last night and saw a bunch of celebrities, though no one did anything foolish. Ellen Pompeo, her husband, (see and you thought no one did anything foolish. Well, Ellen might not have done anything foolish last night, but really every night she stays married to this guy is another night of foolishness so in all actuality, there is never a time for now that Ellen is not acting foolish. ) Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane were on a married couple double-date. (Did you get up close to Eric and check for any kind of scarring on the lips? I keep looking at photos and can't see anything. I mean I know he is not making it up, but you would think you would be able to see something. I think we are all just grateful he doesn't have a Joaquin Phoenix scar. The last thing I need in this world is to have dodge the films of two actors, three if you count Hugh Grant's teeth just because I can't concentrate because I can't stop staring at the scar or teeth. Did Rebecca eat? See, that would be big news. I would love to know if she ate a little and said she was full after a saltine, or if she is doing her In-N-Out type regimen some more and really gaining some weight. Go back to Ellen for a second. Did she look pregnant?) At one point Sean Combs came in wearing a tux (with one bodyguard) and hung out with them, and then Andre Benjamin came in and hung out with Combs. (I bet Sean doesn't like Andre hanging out with him because even though Sean wears a tux 24/7, Andre is such a better dresser. Sean is a guy who has the money to spend as much on fashion as any person alive and it shows. The problem is that Andre can wear anything and it just looks better on him, no matter what it is. ) Dylan McDermott was there wearing a suit and got the number of a pretty blond girl. (This is why Shiva needs to call me and just give up on the whole getting back with Dylan thing. Can't you see that he is just playing you when he needs a little loving?) The weird sighting was the alleged John Krasinski, who had the height, hair, and weird plaid jacket you would expect, along with girls introducing themselves to him, but...if it was him he is a lot stockier than he seems on TV. Perhaps he has gained a little weight? (Oh, that reminds me of something I need to post)

21 comments:

Janele said...

OKAY - WHO DID YOU SEE FROM PROJECT RUNWAY????? CAN I HAVE SOME SPOILERS PLEEEEEASE???

Janele said...

And I'm not yelling by using caps - I'm showing my desperation :-)

Kara said...

Enty! Please...

What has Ellen's new husband whats-his-name done? Please slip a reference into one of your Random photos. Everytime you mention her bad decision, I want to know MORE.

Much thanks,

Kara

Les Suckno For President said...

The latest member of Club ’Hab? Kirsten Dunst, who reportedly checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab facility in Utah this week.

According to Star, the Spider-Man star was in tears when she checked in.

"She desperately needed help," a source in Utah told the mag. "She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears."
Kirsten will be in A-list company at Cirque Lodge. Eva Mendes checked into the center last week to treat “personal issues” and though she left yesterday on personal business, the actress’ rep tells PageSix.com that she will be returning “shortly.”

The facility also hosted Lindsay Lohan last year when she underwent a two-month program, her third stint in rehab.

Kirsten’s rep could not be reached for comment.

Trix said...

All Ive heard on the bad guy husband is that Ellen pays for everything. Nothing new, in Hollywood. I want more dirt, too though. Doesnt seem deserving of quite ALL of the hate.

SisterMaryHotPantz said...

Ellen's hubby has some sort of felony record. Either drugs or theft or embezzlement or sumptin. He may have done time, I cant remember.

deity2 said...

I seem to remember reading somewhere that her husband was arrested for dealing massive amounts of cocaine...I'm not quite sure where I saw it.

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Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Chris Ivery (Pompeo's spouse) has some felony prison record. Can't remember the crime, but he's done time. He's a "music producer" but to my knowledge, no one can name anything he's actually produced.

abigail - Joaquin insists that's not a clefT (not clef) lip scar on his face, even though it is. I'd be more sympathetic if he was honest about his scar rather than trying to play it off as the result from a childhood injury. He's doing no favors for people born with a cleft lip.

yellow said...

Ellen and her husband are the poster children for eugenics.

It took him fat least 4 convictions that run from drug dealing to credit card fraud to understand that he is not bright enough for a life of crime. She is dumb enough to marry the idiot. They should not be allowed to reproduce with each other.

So she might be pregnant... That would explain her eating a platter of sushi yesterday, cocaine withdrawals. Either that or she is so broke she can't afford to buy food.

MrsRhododendronson said...

I've read that Joaquin says he was born with the scar -- not quite cleft lip, but that the tissues didn't fuse properly in the womb or something? I suppose I should find a link to the story and make sure I'm not hallucinating...
If it was a childhood accident, that's entirely possible -- my son split his lip open in a fall (scariest night of my life) and his scar looks very similar .

Twisted Sister said...

mrsrhododendronson - I've also read a few intereviews where he's said he didn't have a cleft lip. I don't think he did. The scar doesn't look the same as those who have had cleft lip surgery. Of course, people will continue to believe urban legends....

MrsRhododendronson said...

Scar or no, I still think he's kind of hot.

Kristen S. said...

Isn't it a cleft palate?

tracee said...

Gawd, Ent. Has it been THAT slow?

Twisted Sister said...

Tracee, you've been reading the posts all week - can't you tell? ;-)

Majik said...

Kristen...there are different kinds of clefts....lip and palate being the most common. They don't necessarily occur together (the tissues of the lip grow together at a different time than the palate in utero).

tracee said...

Sista, I really haven't cuz I'm thinking WTF? But I do love WD posts and the random photos. But where's the insider scoop?

[Ringing bell] Hear ye, hear ye! Doth anyone have insider scoop to perk thine ears? Any gossip?

bionic bunny! said...

i've often wondered about that scar, but if you really think about it, if it was a cleft palate (lip?) that was some AMAZING surgeon he had.
you know we'll never get the real story out of him.

Starla said...

There's no mystery here.

From wikipedia: "The scar above his lip is a microform, almost taking the form of a cleft, as the tissues just reached far enough to join up. Once during his mother's pregnancy, she felt a sharp pain and believes the two events are connected."

My 2 yr old daughter also has a microform cleft, and hers looks exactly like Joaquin Phoenix's. It requires no surgery, no treatment and often occurs without affecting the palate. It's kind of sad that people are bothered so much by birth defects. I hope no one says such things about my daughter when she is old enough to understand what they are saying.

Wonk said...

I think it makes him look more attractive, if that makes you feel better, starla. It's sexy, mysterious, draws attention to the lips! Hot hot! Totally enhances the mouth, mmm hmmm. If your daughter ever comes home upset because some kids are making fun of it, you should tell her that it's the perfect way to make up cool and funny stories to make them laugh, like that it's a scar from head-butting a ninja attacker in the night or something. If she says unexpected things with a grin, the kids will LOVE it and think the scar is cool and that she's funny. Or if she starts complaining about it, you can make up your own cool story about it to make her feel like it makes her special--like that it's a sign that she's a witch or something--akin to Harry Potter's scar. Or you could say that it means she was granted the gift of gab...you know, something mystical and cute that kids would gain self-esteem from.

Ent, I wish you gave a shit about the celebrities about whom I give a shit. Because I'm who matters here, dammit! Right? Oh.

Give me dirt on the celebs the thinking women like: Stephen Colbert, Conan O'Brien, Jon Stewart.