Thursday, February 07, 2008

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which premiership player's girlfriend has been stoking up some WAG-envy?

The brave girl deliberately rolls up her sleeve - even in sub-zero temperatures - to show off her £20,000 Rolex to all and sundry.


yellow said...

Does Cristiano Ronaldo have a girlfriend, or a even a beard to show the world?

Dick Insideu said...

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SarahT said...

Coleen or Alex Curren.
I'll go for Alex.

Jemtastic said...

Hmmm...I like the thought of it being Alex, Sarah. But I would LOVE for it to be Coleen. Her and her I-Stomp-On-Testicles-For Fun boyfriend are both douches. With Posh out of the way, she's the Queen of the WAGs and wants everyone to know it.

Unknown said...

Eva Longoria


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