Thursday, February 07, 2008

Random Photos Part One

You think Chris Rock slipped her the tongue? It would have been kind of cool.
Alicia Keys in New York.
Heidi Klum at 6am. 6am! This woman amazes me.
What would have been really great about Gwen Stefani's outfit, and probably what Demi Moore is looking for are the darts that must come with the dress.
When your bow is bigger than your head, you know you must be wearing something horrible. Kind of read that last line like the redneck jokes. It works better in your head.
Honestly. Swear I thought it was Jaleel White at first. But, instead it is Fantasia doing her best Corey Glover impersonation.
Do you think Drew Barrymore owns a PC just to sometimes piss off Justin Long?
The most disinterested product pose ever. Hope the woman who showed the shoe to Kim Kardashian guarded her credit card #.
The medications seem to be kicking in nicely for Katie Holmes.
The comedian and the plagiarizer. New show on NBC thhis fall. Fabulous stuff. She steals the jokes and he tells them.
John Legend on the set of Soul Plane 2. No, not really but I liked the first one. I am ashamed to admit I have even seen it more than once.
Hilary Swank just looks so old. Between Hilary and Katie and some others it just seems like they all want to look older then they actually are and I just don't understand it.
Well we know Tom Cruise didn't knock her up.
You might not know Silvio Muccino but he looks like a guy you might like to see more of so I put him here.
Wow. I know Melissa Joan Hart is pregnant and all, but she looks kind of rough.
Madonna suprisingly, looks amazing. Like better than in years. She must haave got to set the lighting for herself or something.
Kate Walsh. Another Grey's marriage that is really, really odd.

42 comments:

jindi said...

random comments:
gwyneth's outfit makes much more sense when you see it with the wrap:

http://laineygossip.com/Gwyneth_Paltrow_
Raising_Malawi_New_York.aspx

madonna's new face has settled nicely - waaay better than her last one that was so tight it was translucent.

nice coke eyes justin

jindi said...

PS that is one HUGE SHAM of a "charity" event

Money dedicated to Malawi, paid by Gucci, and funneled straight onto Cult-alah coffers.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international
/story/0,,2253987,00.html

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Kate Walsh had to marry whathisface because she can't legally marry Sara Ramirez.

Interesting, jindi!

Selfish Hollywood Bitch said...

The picture of them pointing at JLo's belly is too creepy.

Twisted Sister said...

Heidie is beautiful. She reminds me of a young Cheryl Tiegs.

Fantasia looks bad in that pic.


Okay, the chat room? Like high school. You jump in and say hello, six people are talking - they all ignore you and 73 others are just standing around listening. High school, I tell ya!

jax said...

madonna got a lil 'refresher'
nose job,botox and an eye lift.

lay off Sabrina she's all kinds of knocked up.

is Kate Walsh aging backwads ala Mork n Mindy?

Hilary that dress AND that jacket fug fug fug.

Katie limit the percocets to nighttime.

Gwyn's dress is awful.

jax said...

chat room- my comments didn't even show up..so i got rid of it.

Twisted Sister said...

Jax - baninated before she even got there. LOL

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Looks like leggings are here to stay....for awhile, anyway.

MontanaMarriott said...

Is Fantasia doing a tribute to Pepe Le Pew?!!?

Madonna looks good, I have always liked her taste in cosmetic surgery, she never goes overboard, just subtle changes.

Jlo has the gestation period of a humpback whale.

Is Katie Holmes up for the Anna Wintour story?

Sorry but no way around it, Gwyneth's dress is just hideous.

Twisted Sister said...

LMAO@montanamarriott!!!

GammaGirl said...

What is Kate Walsh wearing?!
There is something about that picture of Tom,Katie, Skeletor, and Jlo that is cracking me up.

The chat room is impressive in design, but I don't like using it. I made one comment about Jessica Biel being a lez and got attacked, so I'll stick to the comments section.

Twisted Sister said...

Gammagirl, it's like an AOL chat room, isn't it? The couple times I peaked in it sounded like high schoolers were talking. And the 'guests' kill me. Why are lurkers so afraid they'll miss something?

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shiny_special_one said...

Love your review of the chat room, TS, thanks! I tried to get in there a few times to check it out this morning but real-time chat doesn't go so well with my workload today. Doesn't sound like I'm missing much at the moment.

Gwyneth Paltrow brings out violent tendencies in me, I just loathe her. I'd like to untie that fug bow and strangle her with it.

I'd also like to grab that show out of Kim Kardassian's hand and beat her senseless with it. Hmm, perhaps I need a vacation.

On the plus side, Katie Holmes looks damn cute, even if she does look kinda medicated.

That pic of everyone pointing at JLo's belly is pretty creepy, though. It's like they're saying "Scientology doesn't have to recruit new members, we grow our own."

GammaGirl said...

@ TS: It's like most chatrooms: scattered and kinda hard to maintain a discussion. I'm not really a fan, but I see the appeal. If people like using it, good for them, but I prefer to snark in the comment section and not get attacked.
Fighting on the interweb is just pointless. And over a joke about JB? give me a break!

Dijea said...

fantasia needs to put on a bra. That was so not sexy. Do I really need to make a comment on the hair?

yellow said...

shiny_special_one you can always grab Gwyneth by the ankles and use her on Kim. I bet she weight the same as a baseball bat,and would make taking care of the 2 of them quicker. There is no point and wasting time with the 2 separately.

califblondy said...

I guess Madonna's new face explains the sunglasses hiding the black eye recently. She's had some very good work done.

Susan Lucci must have made a referral.

Twisted Sister said...

Shiny, you're not missing anything.

I love Gwyneth Paltrow, can I have the bow when you're done strangling her?

Gamma, that's unbeelievable. I just don't get why people get so bent out of shape when someone says something negative about their FAVORITES. It's childish.

shiny_special_one said...

I like the way you think, yellow! LOL

@TS: Yes. If you want I'll have it dry-cleaned and pressed before I hand it over. :-)

Brenda22 said...

Ugh, Gwen looks like a dog with a bow tied around its neck.

jax said...

well JB is a big ole dyke and i'll smack anyone who doesn't agree

...what were you saying Twist?
lol.

OT- did EL rid of those pictures that scrolled at the right? they were effin up my jive.

shiny_special_one said...

P.S.: Looking over the descriptions here about what's going on in the chat room, it sounds like there's an entirely different crowd in there than the people who post in the comments sections. Is there anyone else who's been using both today? I'm just curious to hear people's reviews.

jax said...

shiny- i know someone said something about Hez and a whole crop of people asked "who's Hez?"
lol i feel old and i've only been here for just over a year.

Twisted Sister said...

LOL, Jax. Like you'd ever be that invested in a celeb.

Shiny, ask one of the 70 guests who are in there. Maybe they'll speak up.

Seriously, when I went in I recognized none of the six names that were actually doing all the 'talking'.

selenakyle said...

Silvio Muccino looks like James McAvoy.

Madonna doesn't look like Madonna.

crichmond1000@yahoo.com said...

I think Katie looks lovely in her classic couture but I find it hard to take her seriously because her style is such a 180 from what it was not that long ago. Can you see her in a babydoll dress now? With her hair all flowy? I can't imagine what her life must be like. I wonder what her parents think. I still can't get over the fact they never use a stroller.

tracee said...

Justin Long is sooo cute. I hope Drew doesn't suck the hot outta him. That's how she stays fresh.

Kate...really? Do you have to squat with your dog? We know you don't squat over...nevermind.

Sista, Jax..chat room? [sniff] Better stay away. I can smell the drama from here.

Twisted Sister said...

Tracee, that was the smell of Gammagirl getting her hair synged.

Trix said...

Ha, "drama". There was more drama in you suggesting that, Tracee, than there has been in that chat romo all day.

Trix said...

*room


And I've been both here and there all day. And the chat room was more polite, and funnier banter, too.

ladyerroneous said...

Well, I think Gwyneth is pretty smart. I also think she's PREGNANT, which is why a freaky light pink dress with a bigass bow would totally distract all of us from her little pooch. Because the dress IS awful.

Look at that smirk on her face, though. She KNOWS. She's more fashion-savvy than that. She knows she looks kinda retarded. Gwynnie doesn't give a shit, though.

Maybe, when she entered Madonna's foyer, she ripped the bow off the dress and turned it into your basic J-Lo-ish muu muu?

Just a theory.

bionic bunny! said...

@jax,
i don't think percocet can even BEGIN to mask katie's pain!

okay, i get skeletor pointing to the belly, but wtf is up tom? let me guess. scientologists were the only ones who could help? so, he held her legs while skeletor wielded the turkey baster? ugh.

Twisted Sister said...

Ladyerroneous, you might be right! The eyes are so drawn to the damn bow that nobody is looking at her middle. That would be nice.

Kat said...

I like Gwyneth too. I just wish she'd get a new haircut already! Jaysus.

gossiphound said...

why do you post pictures of Kim Kardashian? She is nothing. I can't stand looking at her. Also, I think Drew and Justin are cute together. I hope they stay together a long time.

J-Mo said...

Hilary Swank reminds me of Nancy Reagan in that outfit. What's with Kate Walsh's marriage anyway?

michele said...

when i was in the chat room, it was just like highschool. someone was talking about what celebs they had fkd, it was ridiculous.

__-__=__ said...

I can only hope Chris Rock slipped her the tongue and changed her whole fashion sense. Those shoes are hideous too. Who would wear such things???

JLo is HUGE! I can't believe how HUGE she is. She is painfully HUGE. She could crush Skelator.

Fantasia looks like a man. Not even a man in drag. Just, like a man.

Swank is way too gangly for that jacket.

Everyone else looks great - especially Heidi Klum. I should strive to look like that at 6am!!

Jennifer said...

Dear Fishstick, uh, Gwyneth:

Eat a cheeseburger. Cut your hair. And stop wearing pink.

xoxo, jen

Alice.W said...

On a positive note - Alicia Keyes seems to get better and better looking.