Friday, September 19, 2008

Four For Friday

#1 & #2 - My worst possible nightmare, and your as well if you like the idea of sleeping at night. This C list actress who really has always done television and was on a very hit drama has B list name recognition. Well she and this a-hole former C list teen actor and now all around douchebag have started dating. If that wasn't bad enough, she's pregnant. I can't believe he is reproducing and that she let him get anywhere near her.

#3 - This divorce is getting nasty. Seems that this A list entertainer is a little upset at some of the things his soon to be ex-wife has been saying about him to the press. So, what has he done? Well, honestly, no one knows for sure it is him, but someone has been leaving various pieces of road kill on the front porch of her home and scattered around the yard as well. Seems his wife is a huge animal lover and so this has obviously been having a huge effect on her.

#4 & # 5- This B list actor/actress couple has been rumored to have called it quits. They have denied it. She has actually been in this space before because of a special international friend she has. Well the couple had come to an understanding about that as long as she was honest about where she was and who she was with. Well, next time she calls home she may want to step away from the guy making boarding announcements at the airport, especially if he is announcing a destination completely different from the place you told your husband you were going to be.

56 comments:

Get a Life said...

hulk hogan for #3

Dee said...

Screech for the teen actor in #1? No idea on the woman

not a famous adrian said...

I thought Chad Michael Murry for #1.

amh.producer said...

awesome call on Hogan.

I immediately thought Jesse Metcalfe for 1.

jbeebs said...

Total guess here....Jamie Lynn Siegler for number 1.

Mooshki said...

#1/2 Sorry, but no matter who it is it couldn't come close to the Mini-Me tape. Hmmm, so many possibilities... Jesse Metcalf? Mario Lopez? Wilmer? Still not as bad as Mini-Me.

jlb said...

#1 - The Corey that's using again - can't remember which one but no clue on the girl

#3 Agree for HH

Mooshki said...

Jbeebs, that does sound like Enty's worse nightmare, but I think he'd be even more upset if it was her.

Mooshki said...

Um, "worst."

kris said...

Mooshki I think you're right. I don't think Ent would be able to form sentences if that was the case...

Quintessential Southerner said...

tony soprano's daughter for number one.

jbeebs said...

Agreed, but had to throw it out there!

Ice Angel said...

#1 sounds like JLS, but why would he ever call her C-list? Is he that mad at her? I know I see her that way, but he has her on a pedestal! Don't know who she's dating, but why is this blind? I know she was rumored to be dating her co-star/brother Robert Iler...

caralw said...

Hogan is A list?

Emobacca said...

Yeah number 3 is defiantly Hogan and yes he would qualify as an A-list entertainer.

jw12 said...

3. Arod

Mooshki said...

#4/5 Freddie & SMG? The Grudges were filmed in Japan, right? And there were breakup rumors about them a few weeks ago.

Hmmm, I didn't know Maggie & Peter weren't married.

Mooshki said...

(Thank god Alexis D. is C-list - for a second I thought it might be Alyson Hannigan.)

Janet said...

4/5 refers to a female who has been in a blind before about her "international friend". I remember a blind about a woman and a (is it Japanese) billionaire she used to hook up with on/off, maybe after her marriage. I think people speculated about CZJ and Michael Douglas? I thought CZJ had an iron grip on MD when it comes to fidelity, so I don't know if she's the right woman.

Could that blind apply here?

Molly said...

i don't think hulk hogan is a list.

Molly said...

kim delaney for the girl in #1?

Ms Cool said...

Robin Williams for #3. He qualifies as A list and as an entertainer. I don't know if he is nasty like that - he is just annoying to me. However, I've always had the impression that he had a good heart.

amazonblue said...

What about Bill Murray for #3?

Molly said...

or gillian anderson?

Rants said...

#3 - Larry David.

plot said...

David's wife hasn't been talking to the press at all. HOgan's wife gives an update almost every week, and probably leaks stuff to the tabs, too.

Is she an animal lover though?

Dana said...

4/5 - Ryan and Scarjo?

Laura said...

1-Jamie Lynn Siegler sounds good for it.
2-I thought of Devon Sawa first.
3-I thought of A-rod.
4-SMG and FPJ are good, though I dont know if I would consider him B list anymore. I would guess Rebecca and Jerry O Connel if she wasnt 9 months preggo with twins......what about Courtney Cox/David Arquette or Rebecca Gayheart/Eric Dane?

Molly said...

who else has been rumored to be breaking up with them denying it?

tony and eva
ben and jennifer
madonna and guy

Laura said...

idk if i would consider tony/eva or madonna/guy "actor/actress" couples

Molly said...

yeah, i agree laura. i'm just rattling off names hoping something will remind us of other couples.

Laura said...

What about Felicity Huffman/William H. Macy?

Molly said...

see it worked! i said eva and you thought of felicity...lol.

have there been rumors about them splitting up? i miss a lot of gossip that goes around.

Norah said...

1 Jamie Lynn Siegler and mario lopez
2 ARod
3 ne effin idea

Norah said...

SHIITTT
i meant 1/2 jamie lynn siegler and mario lopez
3 arod
4 NO effin idea

farmgirl said...

I don't think #3 is Hogan. There is no reason for him to be lashing out at this point. He has the kids and the public on his side now that Linda is shacking up with a 19 yr old friend of Brooke's. No one is taking her seriously. It is possible that some of his rowdy fans are doing it, however. To assume that he would do it is silly

Beth said...

1/2. Jamie-Lynn Sigler and ???

3. Robin Williams was my immediate guess cuz he seems crazy. However, Linda Hogan can't keep her trap shut, so I will go with Hulk.

4/5. What about SJP and Matthew Broderick? As a couple, I would call them B list -- he being C and she being B with A name recognition. Wasn't there a BI that everyone thought was SJP and Gilles Marini?

hesaweiner said...

I don't think the one blind is Arod. They went to private mediation and their divorce is final now.

It could be hulk for the other, Linda loves her pets alot. It said A list entertainer, not actor etc. Hulk was an A lister in entertaining as far as wrestler, his reality show and now hosting gladiators.

No clue on #1.

The future 11th ex-wife said...

Hi there. Long time reader/lurker and lusting after the fat, basement lurker's mind. I know there are a few who have claimed the next couple of marriage slots, so I will settle for #11 :)

I think #3 is totally about Linda Hogan, but I don't think that Hulk is necessarily doing it. People in town have been hating on her in a big way. She is a rabid animal lover, had something like 30 pets in their home and was fighting city ordinances to keep them all. Bars around here will put up signs outside on their marquis that bash her. Kind of funny to be honest.

sandman said...

give me a break, #3 is hogan, easiest bi ever.
norah nailed 1 & 2, fits the description perfect, i didn't even know meadow hooked up with cheesy mcdouche-face.
can't wait til tony fixes this problem.

Christopher said...

I know that Alec Baldwin is fast becoming the new Affleck for this board, but I have to think tht it's him for #3.

Kim is a card carrying PETA member and I think is still very active in the cause.

I remember reading somewhere that Alec used to be very NY - cigars and steak - until he and Kim got together.

#3 could also be Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards. Charlie doesn't strike me as a "friend of the animals" and I can actually really see him doing this now that I think about it.

Both Denise and Kim have been very vocal about their divorces. Just because it's been more recent, I would think it's Denise and Charlie.

Molly said...

christopher, it can't be alec baldwin because the wording in the blind is his soon to be ex-wife. they're already divorced and have been since 2002. it can't be charlie and denise for the same reason. in fact, charlie is already remarried.

sandman said...

earth to christopher, welcome to 2008.
do people call you christopher???
me thinks that might be most of the problem. no offense

Jamie's Girl said...

I cannot imagine Hogan doing anything to an animal. He loves them just as much as she does.

#3 does kind of sound like Larry David's sick sense of humor, and his wife is a b*itch.

Scarjo and Ryan Reynolds could definitely be 4/5. Scarjo is a terrible person to say the least.

trashtalker said...

re: #4/5 -- Was it this one, from March?

This B list film actress with a nose for paparazzi disappeared off the radar screen for a few days. Public stories professed one thing while in reality our actress spent a few days with a foreign billionaire. You do the math.

No mention of a husband in that one. People were guessing Lindsay, Ashley Tisdale, Jennifer Aniston, etc.

trashtalker said...

Also, re: #4/5 - Here's another blind from January that probably applies. It's the one that had lots of CZJ guesses.

Who would have thought that the death of a Japanese tycoon could have an effect on a Hollywood marriage. About two months ago a Japanese tycoon died. About two weeks ago the husband of our gorgeous, foreign born, B list film actress answered the phone to discover that the tycoon had left his actress wife almost $5M in his will. The husband had never heard of the guy and assumed there had been some mistake. Yes, his wife was a famous actress but no one just leaves that much money to someone they have never met. Well, when he mentioned it to this wife he could tell she did know the tycoon. How did she know him and what made him leave his wife $5M? Turns out that the wife had met the tycoon when she was just starting out in the business and had spent some time with him on several occasions. When I say spending time, I think you know what I am getting at. Apparently our actress must have left quite an impression with her interpersonal skills. The husband wasn't really that upset about his wife's past. He may have been more so if he knew that she had seen the tycoon once or twice after her marriage.

linnea said...
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linnea said...

Excellent job on finding that blind!

Quintessential Southerner said...

but is michael douglas b list? his oscar and family name would say otherwise.

LauraM said...

for #3 I think is paul McCartney and Heather Mills. She's an AVID animal lover. And he could be quite the prick...

Princess Buttercup said...

lauram, McCartney is already divorced from Heather. Linda and him were huge animal rights activists - Linda started a line of vegetarian meals. Also he could be a jerk but Heather is the psycho.

Mooshki said...

The blind sounds like a couple currently going through a divorce. I can imagine Paul being a prick, but since he's a vegetarian and they have their daughter, I don't think he'd do this.

Princess Buttercup said...

I think CZJ is a great guess for #5

curious_cailyn said...

As revolting as it is, I'm really afraid that #1 & #2 could be Jamie Lynn Siegler (JLS) and Mario Lopez. Nauseating? Yes. But think about it: 1) Both JLS and ML fit Ent's descriptions perfectly; 2) Based on their past dating habits, they're definitely each others' physical type (both are attracted to dark hair, dark eyes, olive skin, etc.); 3) JLS was just photographed attending the Sept. 18 "Operation Smile" gala honoring...ahem...MARIO LOPEZ(?!); 4) In recent pics, JLS is always wearing a blousy and/or empire-cut dress (better to distract from any potential baby-bump); and 5) Can you think of ANY pairing that would be a worse "nightmare" for Ent??

God, I hope I'm wrong. :O

Grace said...

I would agree with the CZJ blind with the Japanese typcoon. Makes sense and Michael Douglas would be in no position to complain about her love life before she met him.

Grace said...

Hulk Hogan and familia are hillbilly trailer trash and I would NOT be surprised if he was having someone leave road kill at the cougar's doorstep.