Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Daily Mirror Blind Item Part Two

Which celebrity Scouse lawyer's foot fetish landed her in trouble when she high-kicked a famous dancer in his nether regions? She's been left facing GBH charges...

26 comments:

mooshki said...

Can someone translate this into American English? :)

Maja With a J said...

The lawyer of a celebrity from northern England was charged with assault after kicking a famous dancer in the junk.

Maja With a J said...

Could be a famous lawyer too. I'm not too sure.

mooshki said...

I don't get where the "foot fetish" comes in, but could the dancer please, please, please be Michael Flatley?

Kara said...

Should be easy enough to figure out if she actually got charged with something.

Yeah, and I'm not sure why a foot fetish would lead you to kicking a guy in the balls unless it was an accident related to what she was doing with her feet but then why be charged?

Maja With a J said...

OMG that would be fantastic. Maybe the foot fetish has to do with HIS footwork?

Kara said...

Or is the GBH a drug charge? So she was high and hurt him and someone had to come and they found her drugs?

Rob Lind said...

GBH = Grievous Bodily Harm

Jen said...

Hello everybody! First time poster :-)

Scouse is specifically people from Liverpool, not Northern England as a whole. GBH is Grievous Bodily Harm.

Having translated I have to say I have absolutely no idea on this one!

mooshki said...

Jen, you mean "Liverpudlians?" I think that is my favorite word ever.

mooshki said...

p.s. Welcome!

selenakyle said...

BWAAHAHAAA! ROFLMAO!!!

This one has got me cracked up.

Y'all's comments are so funny and I was right up there with you--like, WTF does this say?

You got some Americans over here really not understanding a frickin thing!

harriet--your summation actually made me LOL.

teddymac said...

Cherie Blair

lutefisk said...

anyone know where Enty is from?

Maja With a J said...

Anyone from north of Burnt Oak is a Scouse in my book *LOL* JUST KIDDING.

K said...

Cherie Blair

ms_wonderland said...

Got to be Cherie - but how could she be on charges without it being all over the news?

Jen said...

Yep I mean Liverpudlians Mooshki! It is a fabulous word!

And yeah I had forgotten Cherie was scouse but I can't think of any other scouse lawyers so that fits.

Jen said...

Yep I mean Liverpudlians Mooshki! It is a fabulous word!

And yeah I had forgotten Cherie was scouse but I can't think of any other scouse lawyers so that fits.

Kara said...

Uh, I feel stupid.

I was thinking liquid ecstasy. But I suppose that is GHB, not GBH. And to think I used to live in the UK.....

Melissa said...

It is the celebrity that is the Scouse. Who is the most famous celeb from Liverpool? Their female lawyer is the one who has been charge with GBH. I'd say it is Sir Paul's lawyer who Heather doused with water. The dancer I don't have a clue.

Melissa said...

...Or I could be wrong - the blind just doesn't read well. However, there is reference to Heather Mills in the Eva Longoria story earlier. Just first thought for me.

bionic bunny! said...

adrian, i know enty has a thing for ex texas governor ann richards IIRC. there's a lovely story back in the early days of the blog, which i can't remember about he and her, or his mom and her, or something.
i don't remember if he hails from texas, but i'm positive he's a U.S. citizen.

does that help or make it worse???

Sydney in Wonderland said...

I think he is from Texas. I don't remember the Ann Richards bit, but I think that's how he's supposed to know the evil one. She's from Texas, too.

lutefisk said...

Madame Bunny & Alpins Summer, thanks for the info, then it is not our Enty. Just trying to go with the lawyer part!

mooshki said...

Ann Richards was a goddess. R.I.P.

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