Guy mentioned a scene in his new film where Gerard Butler and Thandie Newton have a quickie. When asked why he chose to leave the scene in, he should have said," because I filmed it you moron. If I didn't think it would be important to use it in the film, I wouldn't have bothered to get the two of them naked for the camera."
But, what he actually said because he is more polite than I would have been is, "It’s over in four seconds. Best type of sex that."
Yes, it is especially if you are married to Madonna. You can probably hold your breath for that long if need be. Now, if you are trying to last longer than four seconds, well, then that really is only the best sex for one person. You. Not that I find there is anything wrong with that, but several of the ex wives and girlfriends took issue with it. Hey, it isn't a rodeo. I don't have to stay on for 8 seconds to feel like a winner.