Thursday, September 18, 2008

He Has An Entourage?


A couple of weeks ago when Gary Coleman had that little spat with a photographer outside of a Salt Lake City bowling alley I really didn't care. I read one article and just blew it off. Today, the news comes out that Gary was charged with reckless driving and disorderly conduct. Still not interested. But, as I kept reading I noticed two things that were kind of shocking.

First, Gary is apparently still married to that woman despite all those announcements they had broken up. I only hope Gary has finally got rid of that pesky cherry of his. It was also interesting to note that Gary Coleman has an entourage. How bottom of the barrel in the entourage world are you, if you are part of Gary's entourage. "Yeah, I used to be with Dustin Diamond, but he let me go."

Usually someone in an entourage gets paid a little something for the effort you know. For pretending to actually like the person you are with. So, either Gary Coleman made a lot more off those check cashing commercials than I thought he did or his wife is paying off the entourage in her own special way and Gary is still a virgin.

3 comments:

Mooshki said...

"Usually someone in an entourage gets paid a little something for the effort you know. For pretending to actually like the person you are with."

I was going to say I could do that job, then I remembered what some of these celebs are like, and they couldn't afford what it would take to do that. (Although, Denise, if you get desperate enough I REALLY want a Bugatti Veyron.)

not a famous adrian said...

Don't forget--he WAS on Drake & Josh a few years ago, too.

Sylvia said...

Gary Coleman is very weird.

Also what kind of a man/boy is he that he is supposedly still or was a virgin.