Remember last year when Paris Hilton went on Larry King and lied her little ass off? Well, I'm assuming it is little. Is it large? Has anyone bothered to check lately? Anyway, when she went and lied to Larry, and Larry just opened wide Paris made a big point about how she was going to do charity and this and that and going to go to Rwanda and jail changed her and she never used drugs.
Well, right after the program, she started making arrangements to go to Rwanda, but then the people that were going to pay her bazillions of dollars to go decided instead to spend it on worthwhile things like medicine and food for the kids. Then, when Paris found out the only mirrors in the entire country were on the cars and trucks, she just said it was too much and made some kind of crap excuse why she couldn't go. I believe she said that she would go when it was safe or other famous people went or something like that.
So, what made me think of this today? Because there is an interview and some photos today of Scarlett Johansson who just spent four days in the country visiting AIDS clinics with RED. Seems to me that RED is a great group and would have loved to have Paris along. Oh, I know it would have been inconvenient and that Paris would have actually had to keep a promise or follow through on something other than being a leech of biblical proportions.
On a side note, no one really knew Scarlett was in Rwanda until she was on her way back. If Paris had gone she would have filmed the entire thing and sold it as a reality show and would have beat her chest and announced to the world what a great citizen she is and that all people throughout the land should bow down to her and then go eat some cake.