Thursday, September 18, 2008

One Whole Night


Star is reporting in their latest issue that Nicole Richie left Joel Madden. Yes she did. How long did she stay gone? One night. Apparently she spent more time packing up all her crap and loading it into the car then she did actually outside of the house. Star doesn't report who the hell unloaded all the stuff from her car wherever the heck she went, then put it back in her car in the morning when she left and then finally back where it all started. By that time she probably didn't even care and so probably no one did unload it and it is all piled high in the back seat of her car, hiding Harlow from view whenever they go out.

Apparently it all started when the happy couple were in New York for Fashion Week. For some surprising reason, Joel didn't want to go to anymore fashion shows or sit around and talk about next season's hottest new styles and instead went to the Video Music Awards. Nicole was pissed and felt that Joel should have given up more of his manhood and stayed with her.

Joel, sitting next to, and cuddling Mischa Barton at an after party and being caught on film didn't make Nicole very happy either. Well, it wouldn't make me happy either Nicole if I were a woman. I mean if Joel thinks Mischa Barton is a step up, then I would be pretty pissed as well. Although Joel could be moving backwards. He was with Hilary Duff, then Nicole Richie. If he moved onto Mischa Barton, the only lower rung would be Denise Richards, and then you turn to guys.

14 comments:

jessica said...

aww...i like mischa. i know she's a rubbish actress but still.

Anybody else see the jolie/pitt breakup rumours?

Mooshki said...

Sorry, I see Hilary Duff as the bottom of that pile. (Well, a bit above Denise, of course.) She bugs the crap out of me.

I never believe anything about Brangelina until they confirm it or there are pictures - they are the 'loids favorites for imaginary gossip.

not a famous adrian said...

Was she going to take the baby too, or just her crap?
Where did you see the jolie/pitt
rumors jessica?

Little Blue Pill said...

Hell Enty the guys are at the top of the ladder. A little straight muffin band badboy like Joel would get treated way better by a guy than by any of those loose vaginas.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Mischa is absolutely a step up from Nicole Richie. She's not just a step up, she's about 20 floors up. Nicole is ugly as sin, and would barely attract obese shut-ins if she weren't the rich celebrity daughter of Lionel Richie.

Mooshki said...

Good point, Pill! :) Except that Duff was the opposite of a "loose vagina."

Kevin said...

Yeah, I had some trouble understanding why Misha is a step down from Nicole as well. Maybe cos she has more money? Ent, explain.

Lisa said...

What film? I read somewhere that Paris saw Joel & Mischa cuddling and texted a picture over to Nicole. Either way, everyone involve is a total vapid whore; why are we surprised?

SisterMaryHotPantz said...

Misha has been rode hard and put away wet. She is most certainly a step down.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

@sistermary: A horse that's been ridden hard and put away wet is still a better form of transportation than a diseased wombat.

Mooshki said...

"I had some trouble understanding why Misha is a step down from Nicole as well."

Nicole is at least more fun than Mischa.

Syrah Swigger said...

Weren't Nicole and Misha friends? I thought the "od" of Mischas' sometime ago was during a party her and Nicole threw? Just before Nicole announced she was pregnant.

I think Mischa is a step down.

SisterMaryHotPantz said...

Dont forget Misha dated that one dude with the extra long balls. I dont know what relevance that info is, I just wanted to type "balls"

ElsieFire said...

LOL SisterMHP - but now I have the damn picture of that dude in my head. Leg up and all, oh god, may FFF help me.