Thursday, September 18, 2008
Star is reporting in their latest issue that Nicole Richie left Joel Madden. Yes she did. How long did she stay gone? One night. Apparently she spent more time packing up all her crap and loading it into the car then she did actually outside of the house. Star doesn't report who the hell unloaded all the stuff from her car wherever the heck she went, then put it back in her car in the morning when she left and then finally back where it all started. By that time she probably didn't even care and so probably no one did unload it and it is all piled high in the back seat of her car, hiding Harlow from view whenever they go out.
Apparently it all started when the happy couple were in New York for Fashion Week. For some surprising reason, Joel didn't want to go to anymore fashion shows or sit around and talk about next season's hottest new styles and instead went to the Video Music Awards. Nicole was pissed and felt that Joel should have given up more of his manhood and stayed with her.
Joel, sitting next to, and cuddling Mischa Barton at an after party and being caught on film didn't make Nicole very happy either. Well, it wouldn't make me happy either Nicole if I were a woman. I mean if Joel thinks Mischa Barton is a step up, then I would be pretty pissed as well. Although Joel could be moving backwards. He was with Hilary Duff, then Nicole Richie. If he moved onto Mischa Barton, the only lower rung would be Denise Richards, and then you turn to guys.