Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Mariah Carey told Now Magazine that she has only ever read one book. What is the book you ask? If you guessed the Bible, then you win the I will believe anything ever written award. I have no trouble believing that Mariah Carey doesn't read. I do have a hard time wading through the crap that we are supposed to buy that the only time she has ever read a book is when she reads the Bible. Yes, I said reads. Apparently Mariah always makes time for the Bible in her life.
I'm sure churches around the globe are now panting at the thought of Mariah coming to their church to spread the Gospel according to Mimi. No doubt she will wear something suitable for the occasion.
I don't understand why she just couldn't say that she doesn't read anything and had to go ahead and make herself appear to look like this God fearing woman. Just tell the truth. I also noticed that the interviewer didn't ask a great followup question which would be something like which passage do you enjoy the most, or what book in the Bible did you especially enjoy or come back to. The reason the interviewer probably didn't ask the followup question is that he was laughing so hard he couldn't breathe and probably had to stop the interview right there.