Tuesday, September 16, 2008

When Publicists Invent Things


So, you are Megan Fox, and no one really cares what you have to say, they just want to look at you. Face it, most guys think she is sexy as hell, although don't understand why she is dating/not dating/engaged/not engaged to Brian Austin Green.

Her GQ was going to be a big seller anyway just for the photos, but she wants people to know she is more than a pretty face, she is also willing to make up stories about loving a stripper, and trying to capture the stripper's heart. Umm, except it is all crap. In the issue of GQ out this month, Megan says that she was in love with a stripper named Nikita who worked at a strip club. She told the magazine that she bought her gifts, tried to get her to quit her line of work, and just wanted to love her and be loved back.

Such a bunch of crap. Allegedly Megan wanted her to quit stripping but would go to the club everyday and Nikita would dance to Aerosmith ballads. Uh huh. All this interview is, is an attempt to get more publicity and to make Megan a bigger sex symbol. Lets face it. If not for Transformers, no one would care about Megan Fox. I put her in the same league as Jessica Alba and for some Jessica Biel, although it remains one of the great unsolved mysteries of our time how anyone except her own parents can find Jessica Biel attractive.

The thing is Megan didn't need to make up the story. Pictures of her in a black bikini, definitely going to be a big seller. The story just makes her look desperate to please. The problem is that now people are going to continually ask her about it, and I have a feeling that she lost touch with Nikita, doesn't know Nikita's first name, can't remember how she ended up in the strip club in the first place, and maybe Nikita is even dead. A tragic death, and unrequited love.

One good thing about the interview. Megan takes a shot at Disney for sexing up their singers when they want them to sell albums while pretending to be a wholesome company. So, score one for Megan.

28 comments:

too said...

she's just an Angelina Jolie wannabe. Talk about desperate to make headlines...

Holly the freelance foodie/movie critic said...

Isn't she only 18 or 19? You have to be at least 18, or even 21 to enter most strip clubs. So does this insinuate that she and BAG are in an "open" relationship? What a loser.

Lynne said...

Didn't one of Carl Hiaasen's characters (in Strip Tease?) strip to Aerosmith tunes? Guess that makes Megan and/or her publicist a liar and a plagiarist.

MontanaMarriott said...

I guess Disney will never call her for a role in one of their films now.

BTW stripper dancing to Aerosmith's?
Isn't that the CRAZY video where Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone dance to Aerosmith?

Harriet Hellfire said...

I don't know if its her herself or her people - but someone is juts trying too hard to make her look like an exciting bad girl. The whole "I have tattoos and sometimes kiss girls" is boring. Unless you're Margaret Cho, in which case, it's awesome. But Megan Fox is no Cho. She just appears to be a bit of an attention whore.

donna said...

what was the blind about the actress dumping her boyfriend to enter into a lesbian relationship? this sounds kinda like the preface

RagDoll said...

OOOH, NICE catch, Donna!!!

I was gonna say she was the one from the LaineyGossip "how He Holds Her" blind...but, eh, I think everyone on here figured that out already.

That was the Blind about how no one could understand why a young actress on the rise would anchor herself to a sinking, plummeting has-been PUBLICLY, and Lainey said it was because she'd had an abortion (his fetus) and he threatened to expose the fact, and grant interviews in which he would report that the procedure had taken place purely because she didn't want to mess up her "rising star" status (making her "look" cynical and calculating to would-be "fans")

..So she sticks around, to avoid the stigma his big fat mouth would cause

Princess Buttercup said...

Nikita? In that case Megan will not be able to find her because I am pretty sure nikita is now with a secret government agency that faked her death and turned her into an international super undercover spy that uses her stripping skills to lure in unsuspecting bad guys.

Honestly, be more creative Megan. If you were going to go slavic Mokosha (which apparently means wet) would have been a better choice.

Lisa said...

"Mokosha"? LOL, sounds very close to the spanish word "mocosa" which means literally a girl with a snotty nose, or alternatively, a girl who pretends to be more mature than she truly is.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

@donna: Is this the one you were thinking about?

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/08/todays-blind-items_13.html

I thought that too... but the BI specifically mentions a TV actress, which Megan Fox is not.

Concerned Yid said...

How to Lose Friends & Alienate People is coming out in October, they need any publicity they can get.

"Look Megan, you're going to be in GQ. To boost your profile among men who read GQ, this is exactly what you're going to say: ........."

Will go see it though, if only for Simon Pegg.

Bad Fish said...

Ugh, thank god people are as tired of her desperate bullshit as I am. Seriously, the blurbs about how much she loves comic books, has the libido of a fifteen year old boy, blah blah blah blah. The only chicks who do that shit are the ones who are so insecure that being pretty isn't enough, they have to manufacture themselves into the "man's woman" to get a further one up on their female counterparts. Its not enough to be sex on a stick, you have to be absolutely everything a guy would stereotypically want, right? What a load of crap. I'm so tired of this bitch and her deliberately posing for photos that make her look like she's dripping with cum. Just STOP already.

not a famous adrian said...

all I can say--she needs to really match her foundation better to the rest of her body color. Her head looks photo shopped on.
oh yeah-and what bad fish said.

donna said...

Daver, that was the one I was originally thinking about .. but I also thought there was another one about a girl everyone thought was what badfish said, sex on a stick .. (great description, btw) that was actually hitting for thome team .. anyway, i guess megan fox is the ben affleck of female guesses ... and I agree with badfish 150% .. someone whose name we wont mention has cum dripping down her mouth on the site .. pretty funny stuff .. she knows exactly what she is selling and who is buying

Bad Fish said...

Exactly. Like, these GQ shots getting released with the pictures of the ice cube melting down her chin. Coincidentally, shots of her on set of a movie with loads of cream blown all over her face were just released, too. And she loves this. She loves that she can put a "new" spin on the old sex kitten image by being "better" than the rest with her tomboyish ways that earn her the aw shucks admiration and added attention from the legions of nerds who will just fall in line. If you can't decide whether you want to fuck her, do shots with her, or play XBOX with her, she's won. And this is how she's differentiating herself from the pack of other starving desperate oversexed dumb whores passing themselves off as actresses instead of just men's booby magazine fodder. Hey, I'll admit, she's a beautiful woman, I just wish she had enough respect for herself that she didn't feel the need to try and make the entire male population lust for her. Isn't half enough? or more than half? What's next, you'll tell us you just LOVE anal sex and rape fantasies and that you have a lightsaber mounted in your room right above the Akira and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles posters?

The blurb from GQ also said she was really lusting for Jenna Jameson lately. Anyone else seen that anorexic alien fetus corpse lookin' chick lately? NO ONE wants JJ these days! I call bs!

She's just got to be the prettiest little cum sock in the pile of laundry, and this is her way of doing it. Its pathetic.

sandman said...

i dunno, but there is something about her that jolie/alba don't have. sex appeal, there is something about a naughty dirty slut that is very attractive.

life is but a dream said...

i hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but i can guarantee you the reason she stays with brian is because he's outstanding in bed and he's probably hung like a horse... or she woulda hightailed it a looooong time ago!

i mean how many of us have stayed in a relationship past it's expiration date just because of the sex?

Bad Fish said...

*raises hand*

donna said...

sandman, i can see what you mean about alba, but really, you dont find angie sexy? As a straight woman, I find Angelina sexy ,, Megan Fox not so much .. I see her as a really pretty girl with a killer bod (who obviously hasnt had ANY children), with nothing much else going except her looks .. she is the kinda woman who gives other good looking women a bad name .. there is more to us that tits, ass and vajayjays .. given the chance we can hold intelligent coversations, hold good jobs all without becoming a walking male fantasies to succeed in life

kimi said...

It is just so predictable its boring. I was wondering when she was going to bring out a lesbian affair story to try and completely copy Jolie. Not to offend anyone but would an up and coming really stay with a loser over blackmail of an abortion. Wouldn't he look like the loser giving interviews about it? I just see her responding with a cover story on People about her Heartbreaking Choice.

sandman said...

i totally revise my position to agree with donna, because now i have a crush. i dig smart sexy chicks

donna said...

smart sexy chicks is right .. nothing beats them .. you can talk politics and religion in the bedroom and then have hot nasty sex in the kitchen .. the bedroom is the only place we can cook in!

sandman said...

i love that attitude, naughty girl

Sylvia said...

Looks aren't everything and sooner or later hers will be down the tube. She might be pretty now but wait a few years.

MissBliss said...

well her comments obviously work because here she is, front and centre on another blog.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Am I the only one that thinks these photos look like shit? I've seen her take better pics for sure.

As for the abortion blackmail, what actress hasn't had an abortion? It's not like it's a given but I'm sure you can't swing a dead cat in Hollywood and not hit a chick who has had one. Famous or not.

She tries way to hard. It's overkill.

bionic bunny! said...

lynne--
now you've got me digging out my hiaassen library.
nice to see another fan.
and demi and 'tater head totally ruined that movie.

this girl? i didn't even know what she was famous for until now! i had enough of transformers ( damnblasted things! i could NOT work them!) when my son was little!! and i still haven't seen the movie.

Jungle007 said...

she shouldn't be famous for transformers... all she did in the course of that movie was make me not like her. And that was partly because it was just so convenient- the whole "i'm a hot babe who works on cars and i'm badass and i just broke up with my jerk boyfriend and i wanna be with the nerdy guy, blah blah blah.." too convenient. She's gorgeous, don't get me wrong. But so are most celebs and she isn't trying to get any respect at all, just men's attention.
So don't hate on her, really, cuz one day she'll want a man to love her and respect her and really care about her as a person, and there'll be no man willing to do that after she's fucked half of the teenaged boys in hollywood, or made a name for herself in the sex industry. All she'll have is whiskey to love her. And whiskey's a mean, mean lover. :P