Friday, June 12, 2009

Lil Wayne Is A Graduate Of The K-Fed School Of Contraception


Lil Wayne is going to have a busy year. In addition to getting married to the singer Nivea (pictured above) he is also going to have a baby with her so that is really good news. For someone. It also seems that Wayne is going to have a baby with model Lauren London who is also due this year, but unlike Nivea isn't going to marry Wayne. Oh, and of course Wayne still has two kids with the woman he just got out of a relationship with last year. Well he got out of it with her eight months ago after she gave birth to his son which happened two years after the couple had been divorced.

Later this year of course is the felony drug trial where he was charged with four different felonies in an arrest last year in Arizona. I believe he was charged with possession of narcotic drug for sale, possession of dangerous drugs, misconduct involving weapons and possession of drug paraphernalia. The good news is that Lil Wayne has finally beat his addiction to grape cough medicine laced with codeine, so that's a positive.

I wonder if the expecting mothers will have a baby shower together or separately? I'm just wondering if he could go for the trifecta and get one more woman pregnant at the same time and still marry Nivea.

24 comments:

Rocket Queen said...

lol @ "so that's a positive", Enty!!

cajun cutie said...

Because of those tattoos, Lil Wayne always looks as if he has a layer of dirt on him...

and he needs to learn how to use a condom.

Kim said...

Good grief, these people are low rent.

nancer said...

what a fine example he's setting for the kids who buy his crap!
truly a heartwarming story!!

robert said...

He needs to knock up Rumer Willis to clean the odd sized chin gene out of the blood line.

Babs said...

Thanks for that coffee-snort, Robert! He does have a bit of a weak chin, doesn't he?

What is with the need to impregnate everything with a vagina and open legs? There are ways to prevent this, people! They're called "Condoms." Use them.

Mooshki said...

"Nivea?" Seriously? Who names their kid after soap?

The reason he isn't addicted to grape cough medicine is that they don't make it any more. (At least not with the good ingredients.) I miss my Dimetapp so much!!!

Quintessential Southerner said...

some men take 'pride' in impregnating hordes of women, and many men still hate condoms. but there's plenty of blame to go around. one must respect themselves.

Isabel said...

He looks like a gremlin. Whoever he chooses to be with needs to be careful to help him avoid water and NEVER FEED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT!

Lisa (original) said...

She's named after a skin product? BWAHAHAHAHAAH! WHEN she's pregnant is she gonna name her kid Proactive or Olay? OH, OH, I know: Neutrogena & Dermalogica if it's twin girls, and Darphin if it's a boy! (*laughs into a coughing fit)

Kim said...

I have not laughed this hard in weeks. Excellent comments.

nancer said...

'drank' isn't dead. i happen to live in the syrup capital of the US. they make their own concoction. there's still lots of it around and these assholes love it.

lutefisk said...

since Robert pointed out his lack of a chin, I have now noticed how much he resembles Pouff Doody, especially with the gaping mouth.

Donielle said...

Not that you care Enty but I believe you are incorrect. He had one child by his ex-wife and they have been divorced for a couple of years now. His son is by another girl altogether and they were never married. You are correct that he allegedly has two woman pregnant at the same time Nivea and Lauren London. So it actually makes it worse he will have 4 kids by 4 different women.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I would like to remind you that Nivea is a SINGER. She had a hit a few years back with a song called "Don't Mess With My Radio". It was about as good as the title makes it sound.


Also; *LOL* @ Robert*.

Pookie said...

well isn't he a winner...

wow.

wth w/ these idiot woman that allow this?!

Himmmm said...

Gee, with his resume (and PR spin) shouldn't he be Secretary of HHS or something by now? Surgeon General?

Could someone PLEASE explain to me why this cumstain is a billionaire, popular, and considered a hero to so many?

Why won't anyone just call him out for what he is? Is everyoen afraid of the PC police?

ardleigh said...

Boy those women sure picked a winner for their gene pool daddy.
Don't just blame him for lack of condom. Where were the women to say
"No glove ..."?

Judi said...

Her name is NIVEA?! No comment about him. He's just a wh*re.

Hervana said...

Nivea is a hand cream isn't it? I'm literally roffling. Plus he's an ugly little object isn't he?

rtsew said...

These girls knew what they are doing (barring force). Look at that man!!! If he had no money, he wouldn't have had the first piece he got, let alone 4 babies by 4 mamas. I wish these girls (not women) would have some self respect and get there own money instread of trying to hook onto the next supposed big rap mogul. By the way, the more babies he has, the less their cut will be. These girls better get together and crazy glue a pack of condoms to his other 'lil wayne or give him a "back alley vasectomy" before his super sperm strikes again!

Grace said...

I think they should all get together -- all the baby mamas -- and drop the kids off with Lil' Wayne and then go on a month-long vacation and swap stories and compare how much money each is getting.

Then come back and sue him for fairness of treatment so that they all get the same amount of money.

And then make him take all the kids three days a week.

shakey said...

He looks like he's tiny *everywhere* so not only do I not see the attraction in that, but he is one f'ing ugly little troll.

I mean, really. He has to know at least the last 2 were screwing him for the money, and Nivea in hopes that he could get her career going.

Second Time Around Mom said...

Ok Entity or whatever your names is. Your info is wrong. lil Wayne will have 4 kids by 4 different baby mama's not the lat kid he had. She was an Asian nail tech and was never married to him. his first baby momma was.

Try Bossip , mediatakout or other black gossip sites to get your story right.