Friday, February 12, 2010

Four For Friday

#1 - This C list television actress on a hit cable show is in her 30's. Has not stopped her though from dating a high school senior. Yep. He was a summer intern on a project she was doing and they hit it off. He is 18. I wonder if they will go to prom together.

#2 - This B- list movie actress with A- list name recognition who sometimes dabbles in television has always been a little goofy and has done coke pretty much her entire adult life. She might want to reconsider that doing coke thing before meeting directors though. Our actress went into a meeting with a director, reached out to shake his hand, and her vial dropped from her hand to the floor. She had forgot to put it away after taking a line in her car.

#3 - This B- list actor and Golden Globe nominee/winner has never been married. Sometimes he will have a girlfriend but it never really goes anywhere. It turns out our actor had an accident when he was younger and since then has not been able to umm get aroused. He says that it has been so long now that he really doesn't care about it anymore.

#4 & 5 - Apparently this relationship between a C+/B- list movie and television actress and her A list athlete boyfriend is not as serious as the world has been led to believe. Both of them have been seen out with other people in the past few weeks and they weren't exactly platonic dates.

63 comments:

jw12 said...

4-Hayden
5-The Boxer (Vladi sp??)

Bad Fish said...

#2...Heather Graham?

SkittleKitty said...

Bad Fish took my #2 guess right out of my mouth...(fingers?)

emily said...

derek jeter and minka kelly for 4 & 5??

mom said...

2 drew barrymore?

evergrey said...

Ditto Bad Fish and SkittleKitty. My first thought too.

Dave said...

#1 - January Jones?

nunaurbiz said...

1. Ginnifer Goodwin
2. Melanie Griffith
3-4. Don't know

Daria said...

#4 Minka Kelly
#5 Derek Jeter

Erin said...

Daria and emily have 4 & 5. Jeter and Kelly were reportedly engaged. Uh huh.
Thinking 3 is someone somewhat older. But Clooney isn't B- list!

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Christopher said...

Possibilities for #3 from 1990-this year's Globes(Golden Globe nominees who were never married):

I'm not including Oscar winners, because I think that would automatically make them A-list, right?

* Hugh Grant (he should be more than B-list, but with Enty's definitions, since he can no longer open a movie, may qualify)
* Joseph Gordan Levitt
* James Franco
* Ryan Gosling
* Chiwetel Ejiofor
* Kieran Culkin
* Michael Clarke Duncan
* John Cusack
* Joaquin Phoenix
* Stephen Fry
* Edward Norton (is probably A-list though :-\)

keli said...

Hugh Grant has really bad back problems. That might be a good guess for #3, although I am so sad because he is my imaginary husband.

Kara said...

I think Drew Barrymore for number 2 as well. It's the goofy part.

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter were my only guesses for 4 &5.

Jess said...

#1 I don't know
#2 When someone says goofy I think of Anne Hathaway, Drew Barrymore or Cameron Diaz
#3 John Cusack
#4&#5 I agree with Hayden and the Boxer

Allison said...

I don't know about Hugh Grant. Unless that whole getting caught with a hooker in Las Vegas thing was just one big publicity stunt...well, actually...darn it...that could have very well just been one big publicity stunt. :\

black college girl said...

but graham could also fit due to her guess stint on scrubs where she played a goofy-ass psychologist

sandman said...

"not been able to umm get aroused."

fyi- ummm you sound like a ummm retard, ummm, grow up, we're not ummm 13yr old girls

pomme said...

1# i don't know and i don't care:go on, young cougar!
2# heather graham:she was the major guess in another BI on a goofy and coked actress
3# james franco? just because!
4/5# hayden P and her russian boxer

sunnyside1213 said...

Number 3 is intriguing. Does he make the girlfriends sign a confidentiality agreement too?

Kelli said...

#3 sounds like James Franco

no idea for the others!

sandman said...

franco is umm gay

Angela said...

# 1: January Jones? Maggie Siff (Gemma in Sons of Anarchy)

#2: Heather Graham is a great guess.

# 4 & 5: why not Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox (even if he's retired)?

Daria said...

#3 John Cusack

sandman said...

jennifer garner is a total dipshit, she just might be retarded, no way affleck is not cheating on that idiot.

anyone see her on letterman..jeeeezasss christ

DoughnutHoes said...

sandman, you're umm annoying.

I like the John Cusack guess for #3.

nancer said...

maggie siff isn't gemma in SOA. she's tara. katie sagal is gemma.

Graneledone said...

Aww too bad for No. 3 although great that it doesn't bother him!

No. 4 Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox?

angie said...

thank you @donutnuthos, my sentiments exactly.

angie said...

thank you @donutnuthos, my sentiments exactly.

angie said...

thank you @donutnuthos, my sentiments exactly.

califblondy said...

Dang, I want a prom date. (Any excuse for a new outfit). JK.

Seriously though, 18 years old? WTH? Just imagine if the blind said 30's MAN and 18 yr. old GIRL?

Gross either way.

Cheryl said...

#3 I was thinking Hugh Grant for this one. It says the accident was when he was younger and Divine Brown was a long time ago. He never married Elizabeth Hurley and they have remained friends and neighbors for all these years even though he is married and his relationship with Jemima Kahn also ended. He is cranky enough for me to believe it

However, I'm liking Cusack for this too. He has claimed that no one knows about his relationships because he is so private. Maybe he lives vicariouly through Piven.

Cheryl said...

....she is married...

Ice Angel said...

1. Would not be blind if it was an older man/younger woman
2. I like the Drew guess, but wasn't she doing coke in her young life as well as her adult life?
3. That's sad and I really don't want to even know about that any more I need to know about the size of Jon Gosselin's penis
4. I like the Minka/Jeter guess. He is soooo hot, by the way....love him!

LemonTart said...

What about Hilary Duff and NHL player Mike Comrie for 4&5?

MadLyb said...

@sandman - Perez, is that you? Go away!

I thought January Jones for #1 too, because she's the only one who came to mind. Eh, he's legal and will probably learn a thing or two.

#2 - Patricia Arquette?

#3 - James Franco, George Clooney or John Cusack sound good. I'm also leaning towards Cusack.

4 & 5 - I have no idea. I thought of Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush.

moi said...

There's no way that Mike Comrie could be described as an A-list athlete, not even in Canada.

ny emerald said...

January Jones is dating a Capitol Hill staffer in DC. The staffer is a friend of my friend, and he dumped his longtime gf to be with J. Jones :(

dragonlady said...

chewi ejifor was in a car accident when he was younger in which his father and two other people died when he went back to nigeria to visit the family. that would fit. for #3.

Judith said...

HG & Drew seem good guesses for #2, but I'll throw one more out: Elizabeth Banks, on account of her picture's in the photos. Don't know if she's quite A- list, though.

fireflies said...

No way is Drew Barrymore B-. Sorry.

cricket said...

#3 can't be George Clooney The blind says never married George was married to Talia Balsam for 3 years in the 80's

jen said...

Ice Angel said...

1. Would not be blind if it was an older man/younger woman


THANK YOU! Ugh.

I agree with Jeter & Kelly for the last one, because I think it's safe to say Jeter's an A list athlete, and I'd barely heard of Minka Kelly before she hooked up with him, so dating him has upped her status but maybe it's just that. I don't know, I'm talking out my ass, but hopefully someone knows what I'm saying...LOL

Melody the First said...

If #3 is Cusack, it would explain a lot.

Emily said...

My first thought for #2 was Juliette Lewis. Both movies and TV, goofy (leaning towards odd), and coke would explain that behavior, no?

J-Mo said...

I really don't know but hasn't Juliette Lewis been open about drug use and says it was in the past? sorry too lazy to investigate...

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debbro said...

@dragonlady -- I hope your guess isn't correct, because I really like C.E.!

As for the other guesses for #3, don't forget this person is B-, which means that the average person may or may not have heard of him. So that would rule out George Clooney, John Cusack, etc.

linnea said...

what is up with the comments today? hm.

yeah, banks or perhaps one of the duffs?

Jaiden_S said...

What about Gabrielle Anwar from Burn Notice as #1?
I like Heather Graham for #2, Cusack for #3 and Jeter/Kelly for #4 & 5.

Hello it's me... said...

3 cant be:

Hugh Grant - Aside from AList name recognition...if he couldnt get it up why would he get a hooker?

John Cusack - Maybe...but, again, his name is AList.

Joaquin Phoenix is also AList.

Ed Norton is absolutely AList.

The name thats jumping out to me is James Franco...He seems like hes more interested in school and artistic pursuits than getting laid.

1 - No clue. Like January Jones or Ginnifer Goodwin guess.

2 - Heather Graham seems to fit most...But I wonder if shes actually a Blist actress...

3 - Franco

4&5 - Minka Kelly/Derek Jeter

sueli said...

#3 doesn't specify movie actor so I'm going to guess Wentworth Miller. He was a GG nominee for the first season of Prison Break.

Maybe some fans would prefer medically impotent or asexual (another fan guess as to why he isn't seen out with women - or men - very often) to the possibility of homosexuality.

Jenny said...

#2 Jennifer Tilly

The Raw Kiwi said...

I think the umm umm is a clue - Hugh Grant is famous for his stammering roles

Goodgrief said...

I am leaning toward Hugh Grant and the "accident" being, Liz Hurley performing a Lorena Bobbitt on him when she found out about Divine Brown. Maybe the reattachment didn't work out so well.

Ellyn said...

Could # 2 be Lindsay Lohan?

Ivy said...

#3 can be Joaquim Phoenix. He seems kind of troubled and has always striken me as a loner, plus he did have a bad car accident when he was younger.

allison said...

#1 - Chloe Sevigny

Rococo Cocoa is Joe said...

Um could be a clue for #3. Doesn't Hugh Grant say that... like A LOT?

Icecat said...

1. I have no clue, but am liking the Ginnifer Goodwin guess.

2. Heather Graham came to mind first. She looks like she's done coke forever and she def. has A list name recognition..I thought Drew was more on the up and up. I doubt she's a coke head...She went through it as a child and learned her lesson...

3. As much as I hate to type this.. Joaquin Phoenix fits. Cusack is def. A list, so is Clooney.

4. Either MK/DJ, or ED/RF. They both fit well, exept I really didn't know Minka was an actress. I had to look her up.
Eliza though, would def. be C+/B-
ED/RF FTW!!

gg said...

#4-5) If you can't think of the A-list athlete's name, then they're not A-list. It has to be Minka/Jeter.

ea73 said...

#2 Megan Fox? I think Jennifer's Body proved she definitely CAN'T open a movie, and she's a complete twit.