Kneepads is reporting some truly jaw dropping news. Unable to take care of herself, Tonya Harding has decided the best thing for her is to have a baby. Yes, the 40 year old former ice skater, whiner, celebrity boxing contestant, sex tape star, alcoholic, accessory to battery and so much more is pregnant. Tonya and her most recent husband announced the news, but of course want privacy. Uh huh. Then why did you even announce it in the first place. I will tell you why. It is because she is shocked that even though she is due any day, no one in the world has taken notice that Tonya is about to give birth. She is probably also shocked that reality television producers had no interest in following her while she was pregnant but perhaps will give her a chance now.