Honestly right now I am barely functioning. Very little sleep and massive amounts of drinking. One of these years, the 400th holiday party in a month is probably going to make me go sober. Anyway, I know last month I talked about Chaz leaving his girlfriend even though he popped the question but for the life of me I don't remember if I did so here or in a blind item. Whatever the case, The Enquirer confirms what I said that Chaz has left and is already looking for someone else. Good luck with that. I think Chaz is pretty lucky to have someone who has stuck by him through all of this. To let go of that might come back to bite you. Oh, and Jennifer Elia, if you are in the mood for another 300 pound guy who looks bad in a suit, just give me a call.