Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Brooke Mueller Gets 24 Hour Sober Coach


Apparently Brooke Mueller wants the world to know she is going to have a 24 hour sober living coach. I have no idea why she would release that to the press unless of course she thought her publicist should do something to earn his fee. Brooke would also like us to know that she has volunteered for daily drug testing. This is probably to show the court in Aspen that she is being good in an attempt to not have to serve any jail time. Previously Brooke said she could not afford a 24 hour coach. Since Charlie Sheen is paying Brooke $55K a month, I figure what she was most upset about was that she was unable to use and used the cost of the coach to fire them. Hey, it also allowed her to spend more money on drugs. I don't think she is serious about getting better. I think she is serious about avoiding jail and those are two different things. When the Aspen thing ends, lets see what she does.

10 comments:

parissucksliterally said...

put her in jail, and KEEP THOSE KIDS AWAY FROM HER.

Comma Chaser said...

Are those 24 hours in a row? Because she might need that.

nancer said...

this won't work. addicts can't dictate the terms of their rehab. she needs to be in hazeldon or someplace like it, where they do NOT fuck around.

a big part of rehab is being OUT of your situation, with other addicts in a structured environment and lots of counseling.

she's just hiring a babysitter.

surfer said...

Didn't it come out last year during that domestic abuse situation in Aspen, that one or both of them had a sober coach at the house with them? A lot of good that did.

RenoBlondee said...

Sober coach just seems so lame, like a "life coach". So stupid. Has anyone heard of this actually ever working?

Poppymann said...

I'll bet Dr. Drew's people are on her like a rat on a Cheeto!

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

so sick of Brooke Mueller stories.

girltrav said...

I know Brooke's EX-sober coach and he takes his job very seriously. He is also an ex addict who tries very hard to help these type of addicts in their "regular" home life. He quit HER last time.
You may do well in a rehab where you have certain meetings every hour (very scheduled). A sober coach is with her 24/7 to remind her that if she gets a craving while doing something that is perhaps mundane that she should take steps to turn off the craving.
Believe me he works for a very successful company and makes a lot of money.

nancer said...

girltrav, it's rehab for rich folks. it's crap. it says 'yeah, i'm fucked up but i'm too good to do it the way the regular people do. i'll do it MY way in my own house.'

again, crap.

Basil said...

From what little I have seen of her on that Paris Hilton show, she doesn't seem to have many people around her who want her to quit. Or at the very least don't seem to take it seriously, but that could be editing. I suspect her ex husband doesn't want her to stop because she is making him look good. It may not be the best reason to stop, but if fear of jail time keeps her clean that's better than nothing.

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