Monday, December 12, 2011

Kelly Rowland Drunk On X-Factor


In case you did not know, Kelly Rowland is a judge on X Factor in the UK. Well, apparently according to everyone who watched her on the most recent episode, she was drunk. Like not making sense at all. Like Paula Abdul on American Idol seemed like a sober coach compared to how Kelly was behaving. Throughout the show she kept making random comments that seemed to serve no purpose; she forgot questions that the host asked her; and at the after show she would not stop dancing while she was being interviewed. Maybe she was possessed. Some demon could not get tickets to the taping so, did the next best thing and took up space inside Kelly Rowland for the show. That is possible. I have seen two of the three Paranormal Activity movies. It happens. Why would a demon want to hang around some house or some family for 30 years when they could go to an X Factor taping? At least it is a night off from the drudgery of making the pool cleaner jump out of the pool at 2am. That gets so old after awhile.

23 comments:

FrenchGirl said...

her nose looks very tiny on the pic

The Flower Girl said...

shes possessed by the Knowles hahahaha

Tempestuous Grape said...

She's such a cookie cutter good girl, so I'm shocked to her this!

parissucksliterally said...

Her career is such a flop, no wonder she is drinking. She hasn't had a hit since Destiny's Child broke up.

Chrissy Buns said...

i want video proof! i need a little bit of amusement on this blah Monday morning!

RenoBlondee said...

She was on our local morning show on the radio and was very charming and funny. She was getting ready to go on tour and the DJ's asked if she'd ever call them from Europe and she promised she would. They "yeah, yeah'd" and a couple weeks pass and darned if she did call them out of the blue from London. They were shocked. She was so sweet.
I've liked her ever since.

Róisín|nísióR said...

I watched the whole thing and the after show and it never occurred to me once that she was drunk or anything. It was the final, they were in Wembly and infront of 10,000 people in the audience. I think she was just excited. So glad Little Mix won :)

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't say she's that big of a flop. Her song "Motivation" was quite popular on R&B/Urban radio. And she's had some solid dance hits in Europe.

Kelly is a casualty of Pimp Daddy Knowles using Destiny's Child to springboard Beyonce's solo career.

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FrenchGirl said...

she's not Beyonce but she's one of David Guetta's favorite

Róisín|nísióR said...

Also over here in Europe Kelly regularly charts higher than Beyonce. Everyone is sick of Beyonce over here.

parissucksliterally said...

I stand corrected. :)

Wee S said...

I think once she lost Amelia Lily in the semi final she just went the way of Louis Walsh and decided to not give a feck. This year's final was one of the worst IMO - I miss the years when the final 3 duetted with major stars, not their mentors. I guess MonstersInc I too am glad Little Mix won - LOVED their version of Don't Let Go, but still...I missed Simon and even Danni this year.

Aimée said...

I didn't even consider she was drunk, i thought the same as Sio though, there wasn't much point in her being there as she'd lost all her acts, she possibly thought the same.

Linnea said...

Yeah, I feel like I hear more from Kelly Rowland cause of her Guetta connection than Beyonce...

Róisín|nísióR said...

Sio are you Irish? I miss the old judges too to be honest. I think Tulisa has grown on me these past few weeks though. Marcus' voice was really weird during the final I thought.

Wee S said...

MonstersInc Am indeed, Armagh girl :-) And yourself? Marcus was absolutely woeful by his standards this weekend and especially singing Cannonball-loved all the Damien Rice jokes on twitter after though. And loved Coldplay's performance - amazing. Now, about Tulisa - yes, I can see how much she loved her group, but in the last few weeks she reminded me of Kristen Wiig as Kris Jenner in the 'Kim's Fairytale Divorce' spoof. It was like she was trying to pass herself off as the 5th member, so much so I was worried for their collaboration! To cleanse my soul I watched Alexandra and Beyonce sing 'Listen', now that was a great final duet!

Róisín|nísióR said...

Sio, it was the 'feck' in your comment that made me think so ;) I'm a Galway girl. I was really shocked by Marcus' singing, usually he can dance and have a strong vocal at the same time and this week that just didn't happen for him. Hahahha, I love the Tulisa/Kris Jenner comparison. She looked like a bit of a giant next to Little Mix. That 'Listen' duet is my favourite X Factor duet. :)

Wee S said...

I said 'feck' as I'm trying to cut down on my swearing and all Irish people know that 'feck' doesn't count as swearing (thank you Father Ted!)Just saw Dermot's dancing at the start of the final there - no wonder it all went downhill, that was class, the contestants couldn't follow that! I love that man - legend.

Henriette said...

Is Tits Simon on XFactor UK? How does he do both shows?

Wee S said...

No he isn't anymore - he was for all the previous years though. Even though he was a crap mentor, I still miss him. Barlow sucks the soul out of it all and Kelly is no Dannii!

Ellen said...

She wasn't drunk. Just deaf.

Ellen said...

And I just love Marcus' smile. What a cutie patootie

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