Thursday, December 15, 2011

Barbara Walters Pretends To Ask Tough Questions - My Interview With Kim Kardashian

Last night was Barbara Walters' show of kneepaddery where she finds a bunch of celebrities and kisses their butts as much as she can and calls them fascinating. This morning Barbara is getting credit for asking Kim Kardashian about her sex tape. The issue I have is that Barbara let Kim get away without answering the question and letting her get away with saying it was a mistake and then letting Kris Jenner jump in and change the subject. It is not a tough question if you do not do a followup. Here is how my interview would go with Kim. I figure it would last about 2 minutes before she would walk away.


Enty - So, what did you do before you met Ray-J?
Kim - I was a stylist.
Enty - For who?
Kim - Paris Hilton
Enty - Quite the resume.
Kim - I also had the store Dash.
Enty - And how did that do?
Kim - Pretty bad. Only family money kept it open. Oh, and Kourtney & Khloe working 20 hours a day while I thought of new styles for Paris.
Enty - So you met Ray-J. At what point did you steal his mom's credit card? Did you ever pay her back?
Kim - Umm
Enty - Moving on. So, you made a sex tape and became famous.
Kim - I made a lot of mistakes.
Enty - How is that a mistake? You made millions of dollars and continue to make millions of dollars and your family all makes millions of dollars all because you made a boring sex tape. How is that a mistake? You would be still doing and making nothing and no one would know who you are and Bruce would still be the most famous member of the family if you had not had sex with Ray-J. Tell me how it is a mistake. Because you did not plan on it being a big hit? Was that the mistake. Because lets face it, you and your family never make millions of dollars unless you have sex on tape. Full stop.
Kim - Umm, I have to go now. Sears is calling. Fashion line and all that.
Enty - Yeah. Call Paris. I heard she is looking for work.

28 comments:

*girl said...

I'm trying to remember if I had heard about her stealing the credit card before...

Rita said...

Oh I read about the credit card alright: she and her sisters stole Brandy's mother credit card and mixed it out. Something to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars.

Baba wawa has lost her edge. Haven't watched her top 10 in years, because simply put, they are in no way close to my top 10 of what I consider Personality of the Year.

Enty, you should've done that interview, seems your research is much better than Ms. Walters. Barbara is sadly becoming a blander version of that blonde high-school dumbass she defends on her show... Elizabeth Hasselfhoff, or beck.

Susan said...

This is the first I've ever heard of the credit card bit. But I do not watch or support any of this group's endeavours. I detest them. Sex tapes, stealing and whoring out marriages and births. Yeah. The Kardashians are all class.

Miss X said...

Enty, your version is definitely much better than Barbara's.

parissucksliterally said...

hahahahah- I love your version.

kltx said...

we should all put them on ignore.

Jessica said...

Barbara gets credit for saying to Kim's face "you have no talent" during this interview - but that's about it.

DavidsFan said...

I watched it. But turned my tv off after 20 min n after the Kadash interview. It was so boring. I thought the worst was the interview with the 2 guys from modern Family. Then the Kadash's was even worse. She didn't ask them anything or give any insights. I forgot whom she interviewed after them but I turned it off. Barbara Walters is really bad. She really should retire or do something else. This program is a hyped up Fluff piece. It offered nothing. It has no depth or substance. I was so bored By it.

DavidsFan said...

I watched it. But turned my tv off after 20 min n after the Kadash interview. It was so boring. I thought the worst was the interview with the 2 guys from modern Family. Then the Kadash's was even worse. She didn't ask them anything or give any insights. I forgot whom she interviewed after them but I turned it off. Barbara Walters is really bad. She really should retire or do something else. This program is a hyped up Fluff piece. It offered nothing. It has no depth or substance. I was so bored By it.

Jenn719 said...

You left out the part where she would start crying to her Mom about how mean you are to her.

MISCH said...

Her selection of the most interesting people of 2011 is ridiculous, Time to retire Barbara...

0 said...

How the hell did the Kardashians make the "Fascinating People" list? There's nothing fascinating about a bunch of untalented, overexposed plastic surgery addicts who are only famous because Kim made a sex tape.

Watching paint dry is more fascinating than anything the Kardashians have ever done.

Can we just pretty, pretty please ignore them until they go away already?

parissucksliterally said...

I saw a clip on the news....their voices! HOW can anyone sit through an hour or a half hour of listening to that?

Róisín|nísióR said...

Who votes for Enty to take on ever Kardashian interview ever? I do ;) I have to admit I did watch the shows for the brain-numbing effect but haven't since last year or something.

parissucksliterally are you the same as the user on dlisted?

Róisín|nísióR said...

According to TMZ http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/15/barbara-walters-retire-retiring-president-obama/ she is retiring

Rita said...

^About time! She's losing it, I've said it before, the moment she said on The View that her dog calls her Mamma, I thought, that's it, baba wawa is losing it!

And Parissucks - that is exactly why I was nver able to watch any of their shows: that nasal complainy grating voice makes me miss the noise of my nails scratching a blackboard.

Lauren said...

I didn't know about the credit card. Didn't think this family could sink any lower.

Sylvia said...

I can't stand Baba Wawa. At one time I admired her but that was ages ago. Now I can't stand the Bitch LOL.

RenoBlondee said...

I couldn't sit through 2 minutes of this mess. I made my husband turn it.

EmEyeKay said...

Her specials used to be interesting. Guess it really is time to call it a day.

The Flower Girl said...
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The Flower Girl said...

it was $108,000 dollas

car54 said...

Barbara's getting old. Time to hand her microphone off to Katie Couric.

annabella said...

excellent faux interview. hopefully, kim will go to the 'paris hilton home for forgotten reality stars' really soon.

Bit dams said...

oh enty!!! if only it were true :)

lutefisk said...

I hate the whole bunch.

parissucksliterally said...

MonstersInc, I sure am the very same! Just using my "Mount Ruswhore" avie here.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I'm sure the whole family really "cried themselves to sleep" after the sex tape came out. Give me a break, Kris Jenner.

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