February Is Kardashian Free February
I have decided that this February will be a Kardashian free February. For the 29 days of our second month, there will not even be a whisper of a Kardashian or a Jenner or even a close relative. Nothing that could lead to any discussion of a Kardashian. There will be no mentions of sisters, in-laws, sex tapes made with Ray J or Reggie Bush or the lack of sex with Kris Humphries. I would hope that others would join in on the banning of Kim and family but they won't. E!, which has banned celebrities before will have to satisfy their cash cow and present them offerings of money and daily kiss ass pieces. Paps will continue to sell daily photos of Kim as she changed outfits 6 times daily to accommodate the paps and their photo sales. Here though it will be silent. I just think that every time a word is written about them somehow is contributing to their length of stay in the public spotlight and somehow contributing money to their pockets.
87 comments:
God bless you
Thank FUCK!! The radio station I listen to in the mornings has banned them for a year, so maybe it'll catch on.
NICE!
@Vicki - the radio station I listen to just gave Khloe her own show :( I won't be listening any longer.
Thank goodness. Although I am glad that snoop dog video just sqeeked in last month. That makes me laugh til I cry.
Nichole, I listen to WTMX out of Chicago, mainly because their morning crew is freaking hilarious! They're online; you should dump yours and give them a listen.
Thx Vicki - I'll check them out
There is a God...
I'll stop by more often!
E! has banned celebrities before? Do tell! They are suck-ups second only to Kneepads, so can scarcely imagine them banning ANYone.
Ida will be so pleased to read this! :-)
Bacon for everyone!!! Yahoooooo
thanks enty! hope the diet is going well.
ENT are you banning Kardashians as an implication that they are some kind of famewhores or something? There's a whole lot of people here that LOVE Kim Kardashian and think that she deserves only the utmost respect.
There are only female Kardashians so to ban them would be misogynist.
You've made my dreams come true, Enty. Thank you!!!
Enty! You are wonderful!
Yes, bacon for EVERYONE - and vodka!! For the very last working month of my life no Kim Kardashian! It is a blessing indeed. 19 days left, not counting if I happen to get sick, and no Kartrashians. The world is good. Thanks Enty!!
Yeah, Brendalove, and Joran van der Sloot is just misunderstood.
Figgy - they banned Heidi and Spencer back in the day.
And BrendaLove - GO TO ANOTHER WESBITE! People here have been begging for this to happen.
WELL, WELL, WELL. PRAISE JEEBUS, and HALLEFUCKINGLUJAH.
@brendalove -- Wrong. There's a swarthy brother, too. He was on Dancing with the Stars, remember?
Enty's also written about Bruce Jenner a whole bunch, too. And Brody Jenner. Just sayin.'
Yes, there are a few lone dissenters on CDAN who don't think Kim Kardashian is guilty of actual PROSTITUTION. But doesn't mean that we "love" her. Your passive aggressive message was received loud and clear, though.
@amh-producer --
"Ida will be so pleased to read this! :-)"
I am. I truly, truly, truly am. I was getting really bored with the same posts DAY after DAY.
Goodbye and good riddance to old rubbish. I am very happy to read a K free blog. I avoid the K's like the annoying plague that they are. Seriously, just go away already.
Sarcasm button is fully pressed. Some of us were subjected to 10 paragraphs pontifications of hot air this weekend because some of us giggled at Snoop Dogg calling Kim Kardashian a "HO"....where are all those Kim Kardashian supporters now???
@Princess, don't tell me to go to another website, I've been here since the beginning so stfu.
@brendalove -- Chill out, and use the scroll button.
*mwah*
Yay, Enty! If this is what happens when you take a well deserved day off, then take away! Glad to have a kardashian free blog to read
Yeah! Out of site out of mind. Hopefully this cathces on.
I think E! also banned Paris Hilton.
Whatever, Ida
best decision in 2012, Enty. expand for the rest of the months, please?
Now, now. I am sure we all have differing opinions on the K's. For some of us, we'll celebrate. For others, you can enjoy the CDAN blog, but go to E! for K stories.
CDAN is a great blog, and aside from the blind items, I love the comments community best. I want to enjoy February, but not if we are telling each other to go away if we don't agree with the majority. Variety is the spice of life!
Patty, I think everybody banned her and then when she didn't bring in the ratings, E dumped her.
I thought brendalove was being sarcastic. At any rate, thanks Enty for the birthday present!
But you do know, Enty, that we will be holding you to this "gift" so keep that in mind.
Oooh, Megley, good idea.
Enty should post a reveal each time he mentions a Kartrashian.
You are my hero. Hopefully, a month will lead to forever....
Well, this is wonderful news. I am going to celebrate with a cinnamon roll the size of my FACE.
Hear, hear! Thank you, ENTy!
Can you also make it a Housewife-Free February?
Woo hoo! Just a month? Let's go for the whole year!!!
If we did ban for a year there could be an exception clause for major news- like Kim's butt deflating
***tosses confetti***
LOL @Kristy, I will gladly sign that petition. I don't watch those shows either, and couldn't care less about them. I like reading about actually celebrities, not reality stars. Just my opinion, though.
First, thank you. But 2nd, WHY JUST FOR FEBRUARY??? And can you throw Courtney Stodden in with the Kardashians too?
only a month? and you picked the shortest one? hee. but i'll take it. #babysteps
Cool!
Very nice, Enty!
Couldn't agree more Eleanor! No need for the arguments ladies & gents! :) Sometimes I don't even comment b/c it's gets way too damn serious for a gossip website.
And thanks Enty! I can't stand when any celebrity gets overexposed. Next on the list, Rihanna! Her desperate antics have completely turned me off.
aww enty you shouldn't have this is the best birthday gift! as february is also mi cumpleanos month! woot woot!
YIPPEE!!!
Thank you.
Begging the question: why stop at February?
Oh no...what will Kim do? Her google alert won't be sending her anything for a whole month.
Actually...I don't mind if you mention her if her show gets canceled or something equivalent.
And remember all, we have to play along by not mentioning THEM in our comments too! :-D
@figgy, I am on board with ya!
Changing the subject off the K's, I saw something disgusting on reddit this morning. Can anyone please tell me if this is real, when it's from, and how could I have missed it???
http://i.imgur.com/UXmLM.jpg
It was from Etta James' funeral. Michael K talks about it on Dlisted. lol
Kim K is a whore though, non? She made money and got fame based on her getting banged on tape.
That might even make her a prostitution whore-ah.
Wow, I was hoping it was a photoshop. GROSS! Where are her handlers??? Couldn't someone say, "Hey honey, here's a tampon,"?????
I've heard of peeing your pants but that is pretty dark pee!!!
Someone tried to say that it was sweat and self-tanner. Um, I would much rather admit that it's blood than say my hoo-hah pours sweat like that!
I think the "pee" is a mix of sweat and bronzer.
I was one of the posters so many are referring to on the Snoop this weekend. For the record, I am not a Kim K fan, but I am a feminist and was commenting about the misogyny of Snoop's "advice".
Awww...poor X-tina. That's so embarassing. Although nothing like that has ever happened to me to that extreme, I have had my period go through my pants before, and have had a tampon string hang out at the beach. Most girls I think have had an incident (minor or major) at one point in their lives. Xtina is just as much of a girl and just as human as anyone. Not her fault and it happens.
@crila, I get that it's an accident, but where are her handlers? That's the part that gets me. There are some things to keep mum about, but politely informing someone that they are about to embarrass themselves is not one of them. Of course, I didn't see the performance, so maybe it all happened once she was onstage. In any case, I do feel bad for her.
Thank You Enty!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Thank you so much for this, respect!!!!
yaaaaaay! It really IS my birthday month!!! thanks, Enty:)
@BrendaLove- I totally got the sarcasm
THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH!!!!! **MUAH*
@ Enty - SWEET!
@ Crila - My first thought was bronzer and sweat. I know if I drink, the next day I sweat like the proverbial pig, I guess my body's way of metabolizing the alcohol. One day I was on the treadmill after a night out and I was soaked after my work out. I also felt like ass from dehydration.
Where was Xtina's assistant? You know, the one who orders her Diet Coke because she doesn't deign to talk to waitstaff. I bet s/he is SO FIRED!
LOVE. THANKS.
@brendalove: loved it. Great first two comments...was thinking the same thing!! :)
YES!!! Enty is a man who listens to his people!
Yes! This redeems you from that asinine Nick Stahl comment.
Sorry to be such a bitch this morning though...I think I'm ovulating.
Thanks Enty, glad to see that you do read the comments here even if you don't respond directly anymore.
I'll save the Christina comments for when it gets posted here. Hopefully that will include the apparent nip slip photo on DListed. Classy broad...
THANK YOU!!! Now to extend that ban indefinitely ...
Praise Buddha! Thank you so much! You are my home page.
Yay! I highly recommend everyone sign the petition at boycottkim.com & follow @boycottkim.com if you are on Twitter.
And my two-cents about the Snoop post & everything involving that: I actually thought it was hilarious even thought I have been 100% AGAINST calling any woman a whore/bitch/slut etc. etc. in the past.
I think it was hilarious b/c A) It's almost impossible for me to see Snoop as anything but a character at this point so his opinion is taken with a grain of salt. B) Kim Kardashian is an obvious & devious snake. I'd call something that waddles and quacks a duck, too. Is what it is.
Opinions are like assholes - Functional human beings typically have one & arguments against it are a waste of time.
Enty, if I knew where to send them, I'd give you roses made from bacon.
Woot! I can't believe these people have fans.
OH THANK GOD.
Dixie, the guy running the Boycott Kim website is a scammer. He should be avoided.
Can we please let the bitterness from the Snoop post drop now? I already lost one long-time facebook friend from spillover. I don't care what side you're on, there's no need to get so worked up about it. :(
An early birthday present for me! Thank you!!
Mooshki - who'd you lose?? You didn't say anything bad at all. WTH?
It's a GOSSIP SITE. It is supposed to be fun here. I agree with everyone needing to lighten up a little.
Can we go back to the snarky love we used to have?
I hope the Kardashian-free month includes anyone connected with them also. I don't need to know what Scott Dipstick or Kris Humphries is up to either.
Brendalove@gmail,
It's okay to be a bitch sometimes, as long as one recognizes it! :) *said with love*
So happy that I will NOT make time for Facebook. Apparently TMI, ALL of the time.
@Mooshki - Are you referring to the story TMZ posted? The guy that runs BoycottKim.com responded to it made enough sense for me to not be deterred by the guy.
And what @Brendalove said.. I don't recall you ever saying anything remotely snarky?
^^ *responded to it & it made enough sense...
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