Monday, January 30, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.


So, which Jackson sibling do you think is going to get in the most trouble as they grow older?
Caspar and Jennifer Lopez going out to dinner. Obviously her treat since it does not involve a drive through.
Katy Perry hits her first red carpet since her split while Russell Brand
goes for day 1,432 in the same boots. He is trying to break Amy Winehouse's untouchable world record for consecutive footwear days.
Kim Kardashian and Kyle Richards pretend to be friends.
Kimberly Stewart shows off her baby Delilah. Interesting that Kimberly is wearing a plain white t.
Kristen Stewart heads to Paris.
Seal makes his post split red carpet debut.
This French minister really wants to make sure he does a good job attaching Shakira's medal to her breast.
A very good job.

57 comments:

MISCH said...

Blanket (do they still call him that ?) looks so unhappy...

Vicki Cupper said...

Lol, ew at the French minister.


Paris' eyes are freaking me out, man!

Somebody look in their Rolodex for a Plain White T blind.

heatherhug said...

So much for Kardashian-Free February.

Vicki Cupper said...
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Vicki Cupper said...

32 hours and 52 minutes until February, Heather. Have some faith!

Sylvia said...

Paris eyes are beautiful..

Really can't stand Caspar the Ghost lol...

Is that Katy's date???

Russell looks nasty...

Kimberly Stewart's baby looks like a doll...

Why is Shakira being given a medal for???

Nutty_Flavor said...

I'm now showing my age, but that guy with Katy Perry looks a lot like Phil Oakey from the Human League.

It's the asymetrical haircut.

Lori said...

Shakira looks super cute with that hairut...reminds me of how uncute she was with the colored dreads :(

The Bitch Next Door said...

Everyday Prince is looking more and more like Arnie Klein & Paris is a dead ringer for a young/cute Debbie Rowe but who the Hell does poor poor Blanket look like!? He's definitely troubled and I think he's destined for future problems.

Momster said...

Don't. . .don't you want me. . . @nutty_flavor.

White and babies don't mix. Does this mean she doesn't handle the child much?

It's also day 1000 for those pants that russel is wearing. Skan-ky.

Kristen Stewart needs a shower.

Those Shakira pics made me lol.

PM said...

What was the plain white t reference regarding Kim Stewart???

heatherhug said...

Wow, I really did not realize it's not February yet. There is still hope!

Sherry said...

The Plain White T's sang the song..."Hey there Delilah ..." NOW you get it?

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Benecio is a goddamn fool if he opts to stay out of his beautiful little girl's life. Look at that sweet face!

Amartel said...

Blanket will be a Lohan-style national disaster in 4 ... 3 ... 2...

Remember the story about his cousin trying to turn him into an "electric" blanket by zapping him with a hot iron or something?

Momster said...

@ Sherry, well, duh (on my part). . .that explains it!

RocketQueen said...

@Sherry - thanks for explaining - I thought it might have something to do with the band, but I couldn't name one of their songs if I tried!

JoElla said...

Thanks Sherry! I was thinking back to when my babies were babies, and I wore white shirts.

Vicki please spill about Feb?

hunter said...

I'm on the Blanket train for predicting future troubles...

Audrey said...

@ JoElla - Enty is not going to post anything Kardashian related during the month of February.

Rickatoo said...

Glad to see I'm not the only one that thinks Paris looks just like Debbie Rowe

Rolf said...

the promise of a kardashian-free-february is already broken.

I'm disapointed.

Maja. With a J. said...

I actually think the Jackson kids seem pretty well adjusted considering their somewhat bizarre upbringing.

BUT BLANKET HAS LONG HAIR SO HE'S PROBABLY A TRANSSEXUAL.

Maja. With a J. said...

Rolf - it's still January.

timebob said...

Blanket future serial killer in training.

Prince will become a Dr. like his bio father. Dr. Arnold Klein and Paris will will have her own reality show on E!

Cheryl said...

Blanket scares me because it looks like he's wearing a Halloween witch wig. The other two look so normal. Normal for normal people and not just normal for Jacksons.

Anonymous said...

Would the family struggle to keep a straight face when Michael insisted those were his biological kids?

I really dislike Shakira's short hair. Give her some skunky highlights and she looks like suburb moms schlepping their kids to early morning hockey practice.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

"BUT BLANKET HAS LONG HAIR SO HE'S PROBABLY A TRANSSEXUAL."

LMAO @Maja.

I'm going with Paris or Blanket for the rowdy one. And seriously.. is his name still 'Blanket'?

selenakyle said...

OMG get your filthy hand off Shakira's chest you old coot!

RJ said...

Paris Jackson is really pretty. I doubt any of those poor kids have any chance at all at "normal". Even turning out "normal for a Jackson" may be a tall order. I feel for them. They always seem so alone to me.

Beth said...

I'm surprised that Kim and Benicio's child is so gorgeous. I didn't think that that kid would come out looking so lovely.

chopchop said...

I thought Kim Kardashian was Kat von D in that photo.

Before you jump up Enty's ass, be sure to check the calendar. Today is JANUARY 30th. Kardashian-Free February is in -- wait for it -- FEBRUARY.

nolachickee said...

Has there ever been a photo of Blanket where he's smiling? I have not seen one. The other two look happy and sweet all the time. Blanket looks mean and angry. Don't know if he'll be a LiLo wreck or a murderer, but he sure as hell needs therapy.

I thought Russell looked like he gave up before - does he bathe anymore?

Amy in MI said...

Blanket looks like Miko Brando. His bio daddy

Vicky said...

Clearly Blanket wasn't named after the covering that keeps one warm, rather after the work "blank" as in blank stare. Poor kid is so gonna end up a sociopath.

As for Paris- I've said it before I'll say it again- that girl is stunning! I just hope it doesn't go to her head.

nunaurbiz said...

I still say within the next decade, and after Kathryn Jackson's death, the Jackson boys are going to tell the world how they were abused!

xoApril said...

Plain White Tees - a band - sang a song called Hey There Delilah. Kimberly's daughter is named Delilah. Whether there's more to it than that, I don't know.

yourfaceisamess said...

I can see Blanket having some kind of Brando in him... look at Tuki Brando.

yourfaceisamess said...

that would explain the trouble we are all foreshadowing for this little guy. Brando blood is nuts.

Bubbles said...

I'll assume the "Blanket must be a transsexual crack was just a really bad stab at a joke.

Amanda M. said...

Enough hating on the Jackson kids. These are CHILDREN!

Adult celebrities are fair game but give these kids a break...they were born into the spotlight and the last thing they need is more scrutiny and/or our adult humor.

That being said, I usually LOVE the comments everyone
posts here : )

rareavis said...

Keep feeling fascination....

chopchop said...
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chopchop said...

The Blanket/transsexual comment was a snark on those who are all "ZOMG Shiloh has a short haircut she's pre-op transsexual lesbian!!!!!1" You know, because you can't be feminine & have short hair, therefore you can't be manly & have long hair.

I thought it was funny.

MadLyb said...

No good can come from naming your child, "Blanket". None whatsoever.

I love Paris - that girl just shines, and I'm still amazed she's turned out so well considering her dad was a mess. Or was he? Someone did something right, there. And Prince is cute, too. Blanket - that remains to be seen.

And...LEAVE RUSSELL ALONE! I love him. And I blame Jesus.

selenakyle said...

I'll second the funny, chopchop.

The Blanket being a sociopath, however, is a bit disturbing but funny as hell nonetheless, a la @nolachickee's comment.

(still chuckling at that one:)

And Paris is stunningly beautiful. In photos, anyway.

shakey said...

It kills me that everyone thinks Blanket's a budding psychopath because he isn't smiling - at an event honouring his father. He's probably feeling sad, and he probably doesn't like all the attention. My money's on Paris as the future hellraiser. She seems to love the attention, whereas Prince looks like he couldn't care less about it.

Prince and Blanket have the same nose.

iheartjacksparrow said...

Didn't Blanket (and I hate that nickname for a child that old) get his name after MJ dangled him over that balcony and his head with covered with a blanket? And I believe Blanket's real name is Michael and I wish people would start calling him that.

parissucksliterally said...

I am getting really tired of seeing Michael Jackson's kids everywhere. He would be horrified at them living life so publicly, when he tried to guard his privacy so much.

lutefisk said...

Blanket reminds me of one of those kids that come out of some European forest every few years. The ones that were raised by animals in the wilderness and grunt a lot. The other two remarkably look like happy kids.

Mooshki said...

Iheart, his name is Prince Michael, and the problem is that the older boy, Michael Joseph, goes by the nickname "Prince," so it would be confusing as hell if he went with his real name. Not as bad as George Foreman's sons, though.

Imani said...

I am sure Frédéric Mitterand doesn't care about Shakira's breasts...He likes men, or boys if the rumors are true.

Tatyana said...

Blogger lutefisk said...

"Blanket reminds me of one of those kids that come out of some European forest every few years. The ones that were raised by animals in the wilderness and grunt a lot. The other two remarkably look like happy kids."

As iheartjacksparrow noted, they *are* at an event honouring their recently dead father, so I would guess it's those two "happy-looking" kids who got all the makings for future sociopaths.

Principessa said...

Blanket's face makes me sad. I feel like he lived the first 5 or 6 years of his life shrouded in secrecy only to be paraded out in front of the worlds often as possible after. I know that kids are kids and they get grumpy, and maybe he's actually well-adjusted and that photo was taken when he was grumpy or hungry, but he looks like an angry and confused little guy. I hope none of them are train wrecks, they deserve happy, normal lives after what they've been through. I really wish they weren't being raised by Jacksons, though. It doesn't bode well.

Lioness70 said...

Off topic...Life and Style has a ridiculous cover about Shiloh and her hair this week.

So. Flipping. What. She wants to look like her big brothers. Nothing more or less.

My 10 yo loves football and wears her brother's clothes every once in a while. No, she isn't a pre-op transsexual in the making. She's a tomboy, and that's how she expresses herself.

And she still plays with Barbie and Polly Pocket.

Who comes up with these stories? Do they really have nothing better to write about than insinuating that Shiloh is the next Chaz?!?

tamayn said...

@Imani, more than rumors about him. Check out his wiki page: "Mitterrand, who is openly bisexual, writes a monthly column for Têtu."

Imani said...

@tamayn: I meant rumors about young boys (he doesn't deny being gay), I think he wrote something about boys and "tourisme sexuel" in Thailand and some people accused him of talking about minors.

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