Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Reese Witherspoon Can Be Very Funny


You just know that probably at home right now, Reese Witherspoon's daughter is probably telling Reese that she cannot go to school today because all of Ava's friends will hate her. Why? Someone asked Reese Witherspoon about the possibility of Justin Bieber remaking Fear and Reese asked, "Would he be playing me or Mark Wahlberg?" Oh yeah. She said it. She knows it is a horrible idea for him to be in that movie and that just because he sees himself as tough and threatening does not really change the fact that he sucked when he played a criminal on CSI and he comes across about as threatening as the Staypuff Marshmallow Man. The small one on the bag, not the one that walked through the streets of New York and had to be blasted. If you have no idea what I am talking about right now, I am sad for you.

25 comments:

CJ said...

WTG Reese!

Carrie L. said...

Awesome. Reese just earned major points.

Carrie L. said...

Oh, and Staypuff Marshmallow Man RULES!

yourfaceisamess said...

G O Z E R

Seachica said...

Who ya gonna call?

Bieber-busters!

Patty said...

Seachica,
You beat me to it!! ;)

timebob said...

she backpeddled pretty quickly after she said it saying that she meant if Justin would be the one stalked amd a girl would play the crazy character (which is still funny)

BigMama said...

She did back peddle, but it makes me wonder if they aren't going to do that with him

EmEyeKay said...

You could see by the look on her face (when being interviewed) what she meant. I thought it was funny. And I love the photo above, makes her look like Queen of the World or something.

selenakyle said...

I love that dress. The level of green is just breathtaking! Reminds me of those gorge chrome diopside gemstones on JTV...

timebob said...

it's amazing that a teenager can possibly get a movie green lit all based on a whim.

RenoBlondee said...

I always knew I loved her. LOL

weezy said...

Team Reese! and FTR, Bieber looks like a girl. With too much makeup. There, I said it.

TT said...

Reese just let a bit of her bitch face show. She back pedaled pretty fast.

Sarah said...

Reese does have a good bitch face. She hides it right under the girl next door face

Del Riser said...

I'm glad she said it even if she did back peddle a bit after.
I'm also happy that Enty didn't rag on CSI for being a crappy actor's paradise. I love CSI!

Remember when Marg Helgenburger from Bieber's episode on CSI said *he was a bit of a brat*. He was soooo mad about that. Self entitled little
poof.

von said...

Look, I didn't think Bieber was any good on CSI but can we stop trying to make out that "Fear" was a good movie? It sucked. MW was terrible in it.

However, if he had some lessons and he played the one being preyed upon--that might be a good idea. Maybe.

Maybe.

Mango said...

I watched that CSI episode with my 13 year old niece who looooves the Beebs and I recall telling her, "Okay, he's going to die." Not that I'm psychic, but because TV shows are soooo formulaic. We can't have Bieber going to jail. Better to have him dead. (Oh! The drama and bathos! And the young girls weeping and calling it the best performance EVER!)

I hope they do remake the movie because he will stink up the cinemas and it will put that smug little twit in his place.

Reese said...

Should not have backpedaled. One of the sharper celeb comments in awhile.

Jennifer H. said...

"Choose the form of your destructor!"

BEIBER!!!!!

RocketQueen said...

I wish Reese would let her bitch flag fly more often. She would probably irritate me less.

And in honour of Ghostbusters, I provide one of my favourite Family Guy clips. My boy and I say "That's just stupid, what you said" to each other (jokingly) all the time since seeing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY_GoArq39E

Laura said...

My favorite scene from Fear is the one on the roller coaster. Mmm hmmm.

Krissie said...

I think these "Ha ha justin Beiber is a girl!" jokes are wearing thin. Not impressed by Reese Witherspoon's comment, honestly.

lutefisk said...

Reese let her bitch out in Election. She was perfect.

Gally said...

Oh, Enty....it's Staypuft, not Staypuff. And now I am sad for you.

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