Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

Because nothing says you are an idiot more than a face tattoo.
Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner give it another shot.
Apparently Christina Aguilera needs some mommy alone time with an ice bucket and a bottle of vodka. It is all she drinks. Non fattening. Keeps your spray tan from running. Usually.
If Daniel Radcliffe had acted this well, then maybe Woman In Black would not have been ruined by him.
Georgia Jagger in Harper's.
Elizabeth Olsen in ASOS said she has not worn her sister's clothes since she was 14. Well, so now we know Elizabeth weighed 65 pounds when she was 14.
Keira Knightley in GQ says American audiences like her better than British audiences.
Jim Carrey on the set of his new movie which co-stars
Steve Buscemi and Olivia Wilde.

42 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

Yeah, uh, sure we do, Keira.

:|

RocketQueen said...

I'm not sure they do, Keira.

That picture of Georgia Jagger shows just how much nepotism there is in the modeling industry.

RenoBlondee said...

That picture of Georgia horrifies me for some reason. Huh.

Jim looked a little like Kid Rock there, lol.

Stop with the leggings Christina!

izz said...

RocketQueen I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that about Georgia Jagger. That is just not an attractive picture to me

Danielle said...

ooof! that jaggar is one ugly broad...
Elizabeth is very pretty.
Keira is def trying wayy to hard.
LOVE Jim <3 can't wait to see this movie.

Anonymous said...

Is the guy behind Christina carrying her purse? Is that her boyfriend? There is nothing more emasculating than seeing a man carrying his girlfriend/wife's purse.

Keira Knightly irritates me to no end. Everything out of her annoying mouth is always so self-deprecating. Does she think that makes her endearing? Because she just comes off as condescending.

That is one bad angle for Georgia J. Honey, you are rich. Fix your teeth.

rtsew said...

Why the hate for DanRad? So the movie stunk was that his fault or the writers'?

Patty said...

Agree with the Jaggar comments. She is not close to being model pretty. That is one bad picture.

RJ said...

I don't like to bust on people's looks, as there is plenty for me to bust on when I look in a mirror, but I doubt that Jaggar girl would be a model if her dad were an accountant from Kansas. Her teeth are REALLY bad. She does have pretty eyes and great hair, though. Of course the beautiful color and shine on her hair could be photoshopped.

Seachica said...

Keira - it's because in the UK the celebrities have healthier body images than in the US. Eat a sandwich.

Georgia Jagger proves that not all celebrity spawn should be models.

That's Jim Carrey? It looks like Ben Wade ("Coach") from Survivor

FS said...

I've seen a broad range of reviews for DanRad's new movie. I have decided to go see it and decide for myself.

Keira is photoshopped to death in that picture. Honestly, her skin looks like a cloud or something. Do these photo editors really think we don't see it?

I agree, Georgia Jagger with the last name of Smith gets nothing in this business. The last name bought her that photo shoot.

Beth said...

Georgia Jagger is actually stunning. That picture is awful!

Keira, Americans find you just as insufferable as the British do. Nice try.

Danielle said...

Does anyone remember the cute Keira Knightly? Before the nose job, jaw all shaved down and her lips done? It's like a different person. How does one even have their dimples taken away lol?
http://plasticsergeant.com/keira-knightley-nose-job-secret

B. Profane said...

Why would they choose a shot of Jagger that makes her look like Bugs Bunny?

BigMama said...

@RJ - I just think it is a terrible picture, she looks a bit bobble headed. I have seen other pictures and she is a very pretty girl.

selenakyle said...

Amen, RQ--wondering here how far Georgia Jagger would get in the modelling world without the connex.

califblondy said...

Ms. Jagger is too Kate Moss-ish and I don't mean that in a good way.

EmEyeKay said...

Ha, Enty, yes. Or hands, neck. I read that it's temporary tho.

After the funeral leg thing, I'm glad to see Xtina in pants again.

I don't dig on the gap-toothed model phase. Georgia is the least offensive of them all. Lindsey Wixson drives me nuts!

Sylvia said...

Jagger girl is no beauty. Kind of weird looking in that pic

MISCH said...

I think it's hard to get past the teeth on Georgia Jagger.

Funny about Elizabeth Olsen, just this past Sunday there was a blurb on her saying whenever she needs a dress for an event she hits her sisters closets....

Maria said...

love steve buscemi :) is olivia wilde the new 'in' girl in hollywood, she's consistently working and that's good. that was not spray tan running down snookitina's legs, why none on her chest/face/arms? something aint right!

timebob said...

im going to dream about those teef attacking me tonight. I guess ugly is the new pretty and (famous last name)

BigMama said...

so gapped teeth are ugly? or is it her gapped teeth?

Jessie said...

A gap in the teeth is so loved by the industry and she has a great look but that particular photo of Jagger is entirely awkward.

As is Knightley's photo...that's not a pose that's a transition.

pegd said...

Georgia made news on The Today Show and they actually considered the gap in her teeth an asset! Agree she would be nothing without her name.

Anonymous said...

I have a gap as well but my two front teeth aren't ginormous, they are to scale. It's her two front teeth that are offputting.

The Black Cat said...

Lauren Hutton has a gap and she's gorgeous - it's not the gap.

Lori said...

Georgia Jagger looks hideous.

Momster said...

I have that yellow pom-pom ribbon that Olsen is wearing for a belt in my craft stash. Honestly.

Georgia's mom is Jerry Hall, right?

LuMay said...

LOL

lzahart said...

@Momster yes Georgia's mom is Jerry Hall and though I'm not the biggest fan of her look... she does look a hell of a lot like her mom. Who was a really sucessful model prior to marrying Mick Jagger. So I'm not sure I believe it's entirely nepotism (or if it is that its Jagger nepotism).

Yeah Keira... not so much. There was a day when I liked you... circa Bend it like Beckham. Then things started to fall apart the more you opened your mouth and the more your face dramatically changed. Although Atonement was good I'm going to give that credit to James McAvoy (sp?) and the young girl in the movie rather than you. Cheerio!

MadLyb said...

That's just a horrible picture of Georgia Jagger. She really is quite lovely and would probably get a modeling contract, regardless. The photographer went for 'edgy' and failed.

Jim Carey looks great there, meaning hilariously sleezy, which makes me want to see the film.

I've seen some movies with Kiera Knightly. Is it me, or is she a terrible actress? It might've been the particular movie I saw, though.

Anonymous said...

Elizabeth Olsen is dreamy. Steve Bucemi must be teeny tiny. Olivia Wilde, who I'm pretty sure isn't a glamazon herself, is wearing flat boots and is taller than him. He still fucking rocks.

Anonymous said...

Also, that's a bad pic of Jagger. I've seen pics. She's pretty incredible looking. And I happen to love teeth gaps. I think they're sexy. To each his/her own I guess.

Mooshki said...

Okay, I googled Georgia Jagger, and she looks awful in every picture where her mouth is open. It isn't the gap, those are serious chipmunk teeth.

ecua said...

When Rumor Willis got a modeling contract, that proved to me that modeling is at least 50% about famous names or connections. Really. Georgia Jagger isn't anything special. And her gap certainly doesn't work for her like Lauren Hutton's works for her.

Keira Knightley wishes she had an audience anywhere.

parissucksliterally said...

I agree with everyone who is meh on Georgia Jagger. Nothing special, lookswise.

Amber Rose is a schmuck to the 10th degree.

Christina- the leggings AGAIN. UGH. Lazy slob can't find anything else to wear in her closet? Buy some new clothes? I am sure she has an assistant who could change the size tags on her new pants.

Amanda said...

They were referring to the olsen's amazing archive collection, not to the clothes her sisters actually wear.

MonstersInc said...

Just been rewatching The O.C. for the first time in years. Olivia looks so different from her days there.

figgy said...

Rocket Queen, that's exactly what I thought--nepotism. Cuz Georgia Jagger is just fugly. Not interesting-looking even. The girl got hit hard with the ugly stick.

crila16 said...

Will Avril ever realize that she's not 17 anymore, and should maybe dress like a woman at some point? Grow up Avril.

Wow...Keira. I don't know about that. I usually always forget your name and refer to you as the chick who looks like Natalie Portman, but not as pretty.

Georgia Jagger...I don't know...something's off in that photo. She's pretty, but yet not pretty. It's strange, because you know she's wearing a lot of makeup and airbrushed to death.

Elizabeth Olsen is cute, but is always doing that same cutesy pose.

tamayn said...

Yeah, unless you're the Dragonborn or as scary as Mike Tyson, you can't have a facial tattoo.

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