Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Heidi Klum Gets Monthly Magazine Cursed

Heidi Klum fell for the oldest trick in the world. She spoke about her relationship to a monthly magazine. Don't do it. If you are a celebrity and reading this, you know that my number one rule is party at home and my number two rule is do not talk about your relationship and how wonderful it is and how amazing your significant other is in a monthly magazine. Oh, and if you do break rule number two, do not do it on video. Oh Heidi.

11 comments:

Patty said...

"...and how amazing your significant other is..."

Oh, was she married to Tom Cruise? hahaha

Del Riser said...

Enty maybe you should mail them all your rules.

Cathy said...

So confused... I watched the whole video and she didn't mention her marriage once.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Me too. Wonder if they replaced the video with an edited version.

Anonymous said...

Ditto Cathy and Nutty. Ad PS- I still don't get her appeal. (ducks from tomatoes)...

The Black Cat said...

maybe something sudden did happen, not planned.

RocketQueen said...

Another death knell for relationships: tattoos of the other's name (or in Kat Von D's case, his face). A friend of mine who lives in Sweden posted pictures in October of her and her boyfriend getting the others' names tattooed on their collarbones. I thought, "Oh no." Sure enough - two months later, it's over and she's posting a new photo showing her new "feather" tattoo covering his name.

Mango said...

I love Heidi but dayum, she dances about as well as Elaine Benes (00:46 and 01:59).

shakey said...

Or even matching tattoos, RQ.

Damn, Heidi looks good even with very little makeup on.

feraltart said...

I find the positive Christmas letter to be a bad sign too. One of my Dad's friends sent one and I went, oh no. Sure enough, relationship break-up. I also had a boss who sent one out, he and his family were a mess. Don't believe them.

Tara said...

Oh I totally agree about the Xmas letters! Find them morbidly fascinating self crafted harbingers of doom.

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