Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Today's Blind Items - The Director

You should not confuse today's Director with the "Director's Wife" blind item. I'm not sure they even know each other. Although, with as many guys as the Director's Wife has been with, it certainly is possible.

Our director is A list. Everyone would know his name. The thing about this director is that he is in love with himself and thinks he is a God, and imagines himself as a director from days gone by in Hollywood. The days where a director could do or say anything and be with anyone and never suffer any consequences. Our director has by his estimation had sex or sexual contact with over 5,000 women. He thinks it would be much higher except he tired to be monogamous in a relationship for about a year and feels like it cut into his total. His one attempt at monogamy was with this A list celebrity. He considered it being faithful if he only had sex with someone else once or twice a week.

The celebrity finally tired of it after our director told her she needed to get a get checkup for the third time. Apparently the first two times did not convince her to leave.

Casting couch? Our director did not invent it but he has perfected it. You want a role in his movie? You got it. Everyone but the female leads has to audition at his house for speaking roles. He never has ugly women in his movies and he has had sex with most.

On one movie he shot, he and one of actors who was probably close to A list at the time each slept with the over 20 women who were on camera in the movie. They would do this in threes and fours.

Our director does not even bother to learn any woman's name unless he sees them more than three times. He is very good about not getting women pregnant despite the fact he does not believe in protected sex. Yes, even with hookers. He generally just throws money at them until they agree.

Our director has had to settle several sexual harassment suits because of women he has fondled, exposed himself to or hit on during shoots. One of his best friends who used to be an A+ list movie actor used to let him have sex with his wife whenever he wanted. Some people even say that one of the actor's children is actually the child of the director.

In return for allowing him to have sex with his wife, our director would make sure the actor knew about promising young male actors who needed some one on one acting lessons.

107 comments:

Cancan said...

Martin Scorsese.

Lisa Ryan said...

Quentin Tarantino

Lisa said...

And the A list celeb is Sofia Coppola

Grey said...

Woody Allen?

david91 said...

the actor who used to be a+ list could be john travolta, he is gay

hothotheat said...

Michael Bay

Darkmyst said...

I don't think Tarantino has ever been married.

LisaBelle said...

James Cameron.

Sean said...

anything with a director, women, and dick behavior I'll automatically assume as Michael Bay unless convinced otherwise

cdanluva said...

Michael Bay

Susan said...

Quentin Tarantino.

Monogamous girlfriend: Mira Sorvino.

A-lister: Travolta.

Beth said...

Also, Tarantino went out with Mira Sorvino as well.

Scorsese was my first guess because of the actor, but DeNiro isn't gay. Also, he hasn't really dated any A-list celebrities, though he was married to Isabella Rosselini.

Also, it doesn't sound like this guy is married.

Michael Bay

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hothotheat said...

@sean They all do it but "doesn't have ugly women" in his films bit is where I think this points to Bay.

Angela said...

@ Sean.
Hey, it can also be Brett Ratner.

Tarantino wouldn't get a woman pregnant with his foot fetish...

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Grey said...

I'm liking the Quentin Tarantino guess.

Director: Quentin Tarantino
A+ Actor: John Travolta
Actor's wife: Kelly Preston.
A-list celebrity girlfriend: Sofia Coppola or Mira Sorvino

kriss_t said...

I was thinking James Cameron, though Im not sure I would call Linda Hamilton 'A List'...and she's the only one his ladies I've ever heard of.
Could be Michael Bay! It does say he's friends with Ben Affleck! Maybe one of her kids is his. Can't see Jen allowing that.

nolachickee said...

James Cameron has this kind of ego, but he's on wife number five or six now.

It sounds like someone who's been in the business for years. But please don't let it be Scorsese.

I like Travolta for the gay married actor.

Beth said...

James Cameron was also married to Kathryn Bigelow and is married to Suzy Amis.

MontanaMarriott said...

This is SOOOOO Brett Ratner, celebrity gf was Serena Williams, they dated for a year.

Elle said...

James Cameron, Michael Bay or Brett Ratner..

GrowFarmington said...

another vote for Michael Bay

SusanB said...

The A+ movie actor used to "LET" the director have sex with his wife? LET him? Was she in a coma? Didn't she have a say in the matter?

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Lauren said...

James Cameron, celebrity wife was Linda Hamilton.

A list actor-Arnold Schwarzenegger

Beth said...

SusanB, I was thinking the same thing, but she's probably desperate to hold on to what she has, just like the casting couch girls are desperate to make it.

I like the Brett Ratner/Serena Williams guess. (The clue doesn't say that the gf was an actress.)

Who's the closeted actor? Nic Cage? Ben Stiller?

uberbaldy said...

Can't be Scorsese. He's been Married multiple times. I did think of him because of the description at the beginning of the blind but honestly Martin seems far more interested in Film as a medium and cultural icon then in a means of getting laid.

I don't tihnk it's Tarentino either for similar reasons to Scorsese. He seems to be far more interested in film as a medium for story telling then necessarily getting laid.

Michael Bay did enter my mind as well. There was a blind I saw a couple years ago about a "black book" like blog that listed actresses and what they were willing to do for roles that was run by Bay and Ratner. I think those 2 are the most likely candidates.

uberbaldy said...

Oh! Just remembered from a few months back. Ratner got in trouble when he went on AOTS and mentioned he banged Olivia Munn but didn't realize it was her because she went by a different name. That could be what the blind is referring to, "Our director does not even bother to learn any woman's name unless he sees them more than three times."

Just because someone changes their name doesn't mean you forget what they look like and can't recognize them later on. I've seen pictures of Munn from that time frame and she looks the same as she does now. However this director could really forget if they've had sex with that many women.

FrenchGirl said...

director:Bay for sure!
A+ list actor who share his wife: Nicolas Cage

Grey said...

The thing throwing me off from Michael Bay is this line:

"Our director is A list. Everyone would know his name."

I just dont think he has the same name recognition as Tarentino

uberbaldy said...

@Grey After the Transformers movies and the latest internet blow-up about him making the new TMNT movie he definitely has name recognition as great if not greater then Tarentino.

Grey said...

Ok, in that case.... if it is Bay.

A+ Actor friend: Will Smith
Celebrity Wife: Jada Pinkett Smith

FrenchGirl said...

but i have huge doubt about Bay fucking Scarlett Johanson

MadLyb said...

It's a toss up in my mind between Bay and Ratner. Bay has more name recognition, but just about all of us who read this blog know who Ratner is. I think it could be either one - they seem to have the douche director market cornered.

CJ said...

First I was alll Michael Bay, but Brett Ratner is an awesome guess!!

Bitchette said...

Tarantino has never been married.

I like the Michael Bay guesses.

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EmEyeKay said...

@CJ - yep. I thought Bay but Ratner is now a household name, unfortunately.

FIVE THOUSAND WOMEN. Ewww!

crila16 said...
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crila16 said...

Michael Bay...an A list director? I would never in a million years compare his to the level of Quentin, Scorsese, Spielberg or James Cameron. No way in HELL. Yes, Bay is a pig, but A list....No way.

OK...I just asked 3 of my co-workers who Michael Bay was...they had no idea. They both knew who Spielberg and Scorese are.

FrenchGirl said...

Tarantino,Nolan,Fincher,Scorsese(A++ list) or Scott are A+ list directors whereas Bay only is A list director

Jason Blue Eyes said...

There is a great story about Michael Bay from a stuntman who worked on one of his movies. This stuntman worked on "Bad Boys" and played a security guard who gets tossed out of the back of an armored car on a busy freeway. The stunt was dangerous and Michael was never happy with the way the guy fell so he had him perform the dangerous stunt over and over like Bay thought he was Stanley fucking Kubrick or something. After multiple takes Bay finally was satisfied. Bay never even thanked the stuntman or even said "Good job." He just ignored him at the end of the day. Not long later this stunt man was in a bar when in walks Michael. Michael had his eye on this stunning blond girl but she didn't know any English. The stuntman was called over by Michael, where he then acted all buddy-buddy with the stuntman who just happened to know the same language as the hot girl. The stuntman spoke a few words to the girl with Bay standing there smirking, then the girl expressed shock and disgust at Bay and then quickly left. Apparently the stuntman said something like "This guy likes to go to the bathroom over girls and he has a tiny tiny dick." (I could be wrong about this - but the stuntman did manage to say something like that to make the girl run.) The stunt guy then called it his 'Revenge fuck against Michael Bay.'

mk said...

I'll go with Bay. He dated Pam Anderson who is, I suppose, an A list celeb.

I think Ratner's biggest celeb relationship was with Rebecca Gayheart. She's not so A list.

ash said...

i was thinking bay but agree with the commentors who are doubtful of his A list status. also i can't recall him being in a relationship with an A list celebrity for a year?

ratner dated serena for about a year so that would fit. but is he A list? i don't know, the whole A list etc thing is so subjective. he has directed some pretty big movies but i wouldn't say that "everyone" knows who he is in the way ppl know cameron, tarantino, scorsese.

ummidk said...

no way that this is quentin tarantino. he respects his art too much. and the women in his movies fit the roles, they aren't just hot.

Its just U said...

There is no mistaking those kids DNA for anyone else. The genes are strong in that family.
Not Will Smith, I reckon.

timebob said...

wow Jason that is crazy! thanks for the share.

The only actress Michael Bay dated openly was Jamie Bergman but that was back in 2001. I wouldn't call her A list more of a trophy wife.

If this Director has a foot fetish then it has to be Tarantino.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Like it or not (and I don't) Bay's movies have earned about 3 billion dollars so this makes him A list for sure.

ash said...

ummm...i just did some googling and found this gem ratner said on howard stern. ew!

"I turned 40, and I said, 'Holy s---. I've never gotten a girl pregnant.' And I've been doing this pull-out thing for year and years and years. So I go to a doctor and I said, 'You gotta check my sperm.' He calls me up two days later and says, 'We gotta talk.' .... He said, 'Brett, in 25 years, I've never seen a sperm count like this.' The average load is 40 million sperm, and only 30-40 percent are motile. He said I have 10 times, 480 million sperm, he said, 'If you breathe on a girl, she's going to get pregnant.' ... So now I'm condoms only." - Brett Ratner on never getting a woman pregnant, including longtime ex-girlfriend Rebecca Gayheart (The Howard Stern Show)

KellyLynn said...

There are good arguments for any one of the guys mentioned, but I'm leaning more towards the Quentin Tarantino guess. The term "sexual contact" jumps out at me. I don't think Enty would have to add in that tidbit unless there was something sexual other than coitus that this guy likes to do.

I also think Tarantino thinks of himself as an old-school Hollywood director, whereas Michael Bay and Brett Ratner's careers seem geared towards modern blockbusters. They may think of themselves as gods, but not in the Old Hollywood style.

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Its just U said...

I was thinking exactly the same.
"Let' him, indeed.

Fijigrrl said...

I think Bay... his career is longer than Ratner's (umm.. did I just make a fredian slip?) Not sure about his friend.. I wonder if Shia was one of his douchepartners in crime.

Farm Girl Pink... said...

I first thought it was James Cameron... but I can totally understand being one, of many, asshole Directors in LA.

Lets hope this one gets a reveal!

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

I think enty and people in LA in general have a different perception than the rest of the world as to who has A-list name recognition.

Maja. With a J. said...

Brett Ratner or Michael Bay. I'm leaning toward Michael Bay.

If Quentin Tarantino fathered a child, I have a feeling there would be no question about the paternity...*L*

msgirl said...

My teen son knows who Bay is, so I guess he is A-list. He name can open movies, no matter how shitty they are.

I really don't think this is Quentin and most definitely not Marty who has always struck me as a decent guy.

Angela said...

Scorsese had his issues (notorious coke head during the 70s, name dropper) but he's above banging random extras from his movies.

Ratner is actually a lot into Old Hollywood mythology. He was Robert Evans' protege and he wants to direct a Hugh Hefner biopic.

michael said...

BRETT RATNER WITH THE CELEBRITY A LIST ACTOR EDDIE MURPHY.

msgirl said...

Ohhhh well if Brett was Evans' protoge, well, that speaks volumes. Talk about a sleezeball.

uberbaldy said...

Michael Bay is definitely A+ list. Sorry people but you have to admit it. The list goes money over fame and Bay pushes more out then just about anyone else as both a producer and director. Just look at the list of Platinum Dunes films: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th, TMNT, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and there's talks he's going to get Halloween too.

This one company alone is enough in my mind to cement him as an A+. The first couple films I can understand but NONE of these films has done really well but Bay's company keeps getting them. Why? His name recognition as a producer. That equates with his name recognition overall. Also look at the budget's for most of his films. Bad Boys had a budget of $19 mil and was his first film. After that it jumps up to $75 mil for The Rock and after that all of his budgets have been over $100 mil. If Michael Bay makes a movie it has a huge budget which means studios trust the return which means they believe it will make a lot of money.

Money(Film Budgets + Gross) + Fame(Name Recognition) = A+ Director.

In no way does this mean he is a good director. We will all agree he isn't but there are plenty of A+ actresses who don't have the talent. Talent has nothing to do with ratings.

I'll stop my rant there and go with if this director has slept with 5000 women I'm assuming they have been around for a while which supports Bay.

However Brett Ratner does a lot of music videos and they tend to have a lot of women on those sets so. . .

@KellyLynn I agree with you that Tarentino probably thinks of himself as a director from a different period but his filmography places him distinctly in the Grind house era. That is decidedly not "Old school" which I take to mean they do projects their way or the highway which I think fits both the Bay and the Rat.

trouble bubble said...

Tarantino had 3-year relationship with Mira and 2-year with Sofia Coppola. Also he has dated Kathy Griffin and Julie Dreyfus. That is definitely more than one celebrity gf. He is more into feet than into vaginas.

Michael Bay was my first thought.

While doing my research I have also came across the fact that Tarantino has also dated Shar Jackson (Kevin Federline's baby-momma). And Shar dated Jason Alexander (the guy Britney was married to for 48 hours). That's just... weird.

nauseous imitosis said...

I want to be on board with the Michael Bay guess, but I read the blind as implying that the A-lister might have worked with the director repeatedly.. and Bay hasn't really had that.

Also, does anyone have the link to the director's wife blind? I tried a search but couldn't find it and I don't remember that one.

RocketQueen said...

But are Sorvino or Coppola A list? I dunno...

Princess said...

I'm going with Tarantino. The blind does not say this director is or was ever married. All it says is he tried to be monogamous during one relationship.

Frufra said...

RQ - didn't Sorvino win an Oscar for Mighty Aphrodite? And Coppola won for Lost in Translation, I believe.

crila16 said...

The Director's wife BV...wasn't the answer to that Gretchen Mol and her husband?

EmEyeKay said...

@crila, I believe so.

it took forever said...

Going with Michael bay, Nic Cage as the A list actor who lets him uses his wife(his wife ,is a former pros who worked in a whorehouse he frequented and got to like ) It is said Nic Cage, Patrick Swaze and 2 others cant remember the names used to go down to New orleans regularly for male escorts, so hence the gay part.

RocketQueen said...

@Frufra - yep she did...but I think it was determined just having an Oscar doesn't make you lifetime A list...and it certain shouldn't for Sorvino! :S

Gloria Steinhimmmm's Couch Burning Supah Pack said...

Given what I've read on this site I have to agree with Ratner and Eddie Murphy subjecting his wife to this abuse.

Lian said...

My first thought was Brett Ratner since I remember reading an article about him in EW years ago. He got a check from Spielberg back in college to make a movie or something and instead of cashing it immediately, took it out to bars and flashed it around to get girls.

But I can get behind Michael Bay, too.

Gloria Steinhimmmm's Couch Burning Supah Pack said...

On a related note....

I can't help but feel that we as a community should be doing something about this outrageous behavior. I'm not a lawyer, but this type of behavior is without a doubt highly illegal. It's upsetting that this as well as the pedophilia has been ignored. This are billion dollar companies and the fact that they knowingly look the other way is outrageous. Not to mention the complicity with the rest of the media. Can't believe that Nightline didn't follow up on Corey Feldman's calling pedophilia as the worst kept secret in Hollywood. Or where is Gloria Allred in all of this? Or local law enforcement? Or hell even Oprah - didn't she have a crusade on pedophilia? It's just disgusting the way any group with power in this entertainment economy has looked the other way.

What also kills me is that these guys set the tone of our culture going forward. And not just our culture but the global culture. Are there any strong women in Hollywood???? I really have to wonder.

So here are some ways we might effect change. I'd be interested to hear from others.
* Social media campaigns ala the Kony campaign
* Create an anonymous web site where actors auditioning can update others on what's expected behavior with particular directors/decision makers
* Get other community leaders involved - e.g. where is NOW in all of this? or someone had linked to another non-profit that worked with abuse in the entertainment industry.
I'm sure there's lots more we can do. As consumers of this entertainment, we absolutely have a say in all of this and I think we need to be more vocal.

olliebolliesnollie said...

I'm gonna throw out a Sam Mendes here....Kate Winslet would be the A-lister. Not sure about the others tho..

When I read the director considers himself "days gone Hollywood" I thought of him cause he is always walking around with that ridiculous cigar.

CarolMR said...

Totally agree with Gloria Steinhimmm's comment. Hollywood is so repugnant. They make movies about priest pedophilia, hypocritical Christians, etc. Yet Hollywood ignores the crap in its own backyard.

Presto said...

If you compare Michael Bay's movies, they have noticeably more hot chicks than Brett Ratner's. Also look at Bay's IMDB photos; seems like he has a hot chick around his arm in most of his pics.

Joanne said...

Brett Ratner, Serena Williams, Eddie Murphy
http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/40865/good-looking-kids-eddie-murphy-brings-his-7-children-to-his-latest-movie-premiere.html

The One said...

This director is a known name, but no mention of any awards. This is definitely not an Oscar winner.

Can't thing of a director that hasn't won an Oscar that is well known. Esp with an almost A celeb friend with kids.

Could this be an actor/director?

I'm going with Robert Redford. Simply because he could have an almost A actor friend that has a red haired child and that could be the clue to everyone thinking it's the directors.

But Redford won and Oscar for directing. Hmm.

Or how about Tim Burton?

Lizzie said...

I completely agree Gloria
What about Mel Gibson? Just throwing his name out there. I really have no clue.

Lori said...

has anyone heard of project monarch? check out a site called psuedo occult and research project monarch. yes pedophilia is happening way to much, in how they traumatize since babies to create multiple personalities, aka human robots, entertainment, beta sex kitten google project monarch britney spears for example. the truth is much worse that we even know!

alex said...

My first thought went straight to Cameron with Bay being a close second.

Of course, I might be influenced by the fact that I despise Cameron, so...

Jolene Jolene said...

Okay, some of these guesses match pretty much zero of the blind. This is Michael Bay, with Brett Ratner at a close second.

Read the blind carefully...

"His only attempt at monogamy was with this A list celebrity..."

This is someone who is never in monogamous relationships except for the one time, and it doesn't sound like they were married. If he was married it was for a short time.

So this is NOT Scorcese or Robert Redford or Tim Burton or James Cameron or Speilberg.

Unknown said...

Okay so correct me if I am wrong but I always heard that the whole womanizing, masogonist act was a cover for Bay being a MO.

I would guess Speilberg but...uh..yeah..no.

Frufra said...

@ RQ- right you are. That was discussed - my bad.

UNOG News said...

Michael Bay, because his movies have a lot of actors, actresses, extras, staff that count as much as 5,000.
It is hilarious he is like a child with women around. Mental age of 3. Did he had something with Megan Fox or it was only media attention. I would say Enty does not say things exact because it would be too obvious This one does anyway.

Karleep said...

Tarantino was with Mira for TWO years so it can't be him,but he was with Uma Thurman for about one year. So hmmmmmm.

As I was reading this item, my brain was pretty much screaming Bay, but the A-list thing makes me wonder. I personally do not consider him A-list, but I remember that whole Megan Fox mess. Bay is my best guest.
Ratner has actually had a few year long relationships with a few people and his 2 years with Williams.
Cameron has been with that Amis woman for over 10 years so I think that is a no-go.

So Bay for the win... for now..until someone comes up with a better guess lol

Doc said...

How about:
Brett Ratner
Serena Williams for the girlfriend
Eddie Murphy for the best friend actor

mazemerizing said...

Agree with Gloria. I think Washington is just as bad at covering up and turning a blind eye to our politicians' bad behaviors. But Hollywood takes the cake. I know "you'll never work in this town again unless you..." is still being said to idiot starlets thinking that sleeping with that actor-director-casting agent-agent-publicist-grip-caterer will get them the big break they need. But Megan Fox tried to tell the world what an ass Michael Bay is and she hasn't worked that much since. So the misogynist assholes, pedophiles and sexual miscreants still have control of the asylum.

arisia said...

The "he never has ugly women in his movies" points to Michael Bay.

Part of a post on PerezHilton about Bay (I'm assuming this site doesn't allow links):

Another insider said that Bay "wants his actresses to look a certain way, and if they can't meet his absurd standards of beauty, he gets rid of them."

Moosefan said...

I am thinking James Cameron. He was married to the lady from the Terminator movies for a while...He seems skeezy to me.

Rose said...

Links are allowed.

What is a MO and why would a misogynistic asshole be a better reputation?

MrPresident said...

Probably Bay...he is known for auditioning actresses at his house...Nic Cage the former a-lister with wife...the movie director and star slept with all those woman is Transformers 2 or Pearl Harbor and the almost a list actor is Shia/or Ben Affleck

Mooshki said...

"But are Sorvino or Coppola A list?"

Absolutely not. Neither of them could ever open a movie. For the 9 millionth time, winning an Oscar does not necessarily make you A-list. Enty has explicitly said this.

just curious said...

If the women are willing to sleep with this guy for perks, so be it.

Plenty of women sleep with their bosses and see nothing wrong with it.

No Victims,only Volunteers

surfer said...

@ Gloria Steinhimmmm's Couch Burning Supah Pack - I have to ask - are you Himmmmm? The writing is similar, and your profile was created April/12.

UnicornsRReal said...

Can't be Eddie Murphy. None of his kids look like they could be Ratner's kid.

kinda said...

To: Gloria Steinhimmmm's Couch Burning Supah Pack

Great Idea's!!! I agree 100% with what you have said... Lead the way...

"So here are some ways we might effect change. I'd be interested to hear from others.

* Social media campaigns ala the Kony campaign

* Create an anonymous web site where actors auditioning can update others on what's expected behavior with particular directors/decision makers

* Get other community leaders involved - e.g. where is NOW in all of this? or someone had linked to another non-profit that worked with abuse in the entertainment industry.

I'm sure there's lots more we can do. As consumers of this entertainment, we absolutely have a say in all of this and I think we need to be more vocal."

kinda said...

To: Lori said..."has anyone heard of project monarch?"

I was curious about your post so I looked it up on Wikipeda not to offend you but I think your way,way off base...mind control, the CIA, and Satanic rituals...I don't think so...

May God Bless You...

gr8p said...

HAS to be Michael Bay. Has to be him. Heard this about him for years!

tempinfo.com said...

It says A list. Who is on the A List of Directors? Clearly not Brett Ratner or Michael Bay. Think again.

BIRK said...

BRETT RATNER 100,000,000%

dione herself said...

francis ford coppola

Lori said...

please, google britney spears project monarch. keep researching there is alot to uncover, you have to be willing to "fall down the rabbit hole"..so to speak

Lori said...

try checking out 'psuedo-occult' blog...and take note of symbolisms. yes there is alot going on, would explain the prostitution rampant in hollywood, as well as pedophilia, multiple personalities, drug problems...google beta sex kitten for one...yes, it links. sorry to post here, i just am hoping more people will want to become more aware, rather than...what sleazeball directors are just trying to get layed. anyways...thats all!

Robert said...

Ok, but what about the movie he directed with the 20 young babes that he and the lead actor did in threes and fours? I might just download it for nutcracking purposes.

Secret Things said...

If you read the Item- It states NOT to be confused with the "Director's Wife"

This Director-Wishes he was an Actor- Has filmed every script his Ex-best Buddy Writing Partner ever wrote- Loves to say how many women he has had, Though people in the Know agree it is sadly all Fiction to boost a very insecure little boy.
It was a fun time when he thought he gave His lady love A disease and was very nervous her father would find out he was not such a good fellow after all.....

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