Saturday, September 28, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

April 4, 2013

This A list celebrity/singer has always been sexually edgy despite what she wants the world to think. She was at a party over the weekend and said that her favorite thing to do is find a gay guy and convince him to have sex with her. Her last boyfriend loved that game because he would always join in.

Katy Perry

49 comments:

L said...

Oh Russell!

Count Jerkula said...

Ugh! Needy ego on this one huh? "I'm so special, even gays will fuck me." I hope them dudes stayed true to form and keistered her.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Fun date: Katy Perry and the "not at all gay" Kellen Lutz...

sifichick said...

I have a feeling the boyfriend referred to in the blind is John Mayer. There have been rumors about him swinging both ways & he likes getting a bit freaky.

If she wants to play these games good for her. As long as she's not hurting anyone I see nothing wrong with wanting to get your freak on. At least she doesn't make her gay back up dancers "eat fish" to keep their job like another pop star does.

Harry Knuckles said...

Who's the boyfriend, Brand , Mayer, someone else?

Bacon Ranch said...

I think it's Mayer as well. He kissed Perez once (eeeeeeeeeeeeew at Perez kissing anyone).

He kissed a boy and he liked it.

(Disclaimer) OneEyedCharlie if you ever kissed a boy, this was not meant as a slam to anyone but Perez. He's gross.

bunny honey said...

All I can say is do you.

Sherry said...

Let me tell you she's got a good shot at it. Gay men lurve boobies!

Basil said...

She is still with Mayer, so her last BF was?????? Someone said Kellan Lutz. Oksy, I would join that threesome as long as I didn't have to touch her lady bits.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hey, gay guys look so oh good. They're like French pastries, gorgeous but not for everyone.

Bacon Ranch said...

Haven't they broken up a few times and then gotten back together after a couple of weeks, Basil?
I don't follow either of them so I'm just going on what I've seen here or on Dlisted. Very well could be wrong.

Basil said...

@Sherry We do? I think you have been reading Michael K too much. He may like boobies, but I NEVER notice them at all! Even the big fake ones.

TalksTooMuch said...

Ladies, the last thing you want to do is end up in a beej contest with a gay dude. Ego killer fo sho.

sandybrook said...

The only other record of b/f I could find about her is someone named Travie McCoy which she wrote a song called "Circle the Drain" about so it must be sex addict Russell.

Bacon Ranch said...

I knew a couple of guys in college who pretended to be gay so the girls would allow themselves to be groped. You know, because "It's safe, he just likes to rub my boobs."

Institution of higher learning my ass.

TalksTooMuch said...

She also dated Johnny Lewis (I think that's the name), the guy who went psycho from Sons of Anarchy

B. Profane said...

"I knew a couple of guys in college who pretended to be gay so the girls would allow themselves to be groped."

Yeah, I did something like that to get a girl in the sack in college. I'm still ashamed...but she had this huge rack...

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Bacon Ranch said...

I bet you were convincing B. :D

Thing is the idiot girls thought they were 'converting' the (straight but asshole) guys and would brag about it.
Fortunately the internet wasn't popular around campus at the time or else lamebook would probably have had a sh*tload of submissions.

Bacon Ranch said...

He always struck me as a Jacob Dylan wannabe Steam.

You know because Jacob "I don't want to be known as Bob Dylan's son but I won't call myself Jacob Zimmerman" was just so cool back in the day.

fouxdafafa said...

Because gay people are only here for straight people's amusements.

Ughhhh please stop financially supporting this woman! Stop buying her music! She sucks!

sandybrook said...

She can suck as long as she swallows too

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't know if it is true, but word back in the day was that Jacob Whatshispickle's record company made him use the Dylan as it was much, much better for marketing. And that album ruled so I'm glad his famous connection made it more likely for this chick from Bumf$&" middle Canada to hear it. Although you always wanna believe the music would have made it anyway.

NaughtyNurse said...

Maybe Katy is too stupid to realize that the gay guys went along with her bullshit in order to land in the sack with John Mayer.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I don't get Mayer's appeal at all. To me he looks like Steve Buscemi in a mustache.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Bacon, that's some quality snark right there! Nice!

hollywood dime said...

Is it really 'sexually edgy' to try and convince someone who isn't attracted to you to screw you or is it actually egomaniacal? She's such an idiotic, self centered twat.

Steampunk Jazz said...

At dime, I see it as needy with a side of Dom . You Will want me and do what I want since you don't know what you are doing. *snort*

Barton Fink said...

I'm kinda with Hollywood. Gay guys trying to fellate straight men, or straight men pinning down lesbians to de-lesbianize them, or Robert Redford paying Woody Harrelson to bang the pre-overdose Demi Moore, it's all just weird rape/control fantasy.

Mango said...

Yet another "reveal" that I don't believe.

Karen Dögg Úlfarsdóttir said...

She dated Robert Ackroyd (Florence + the Machine) for a couple of months last year before she hooked up with Mayer but I don't think this is him. I'm on the Mayer train.

Henriette said...

Robert Ackroyd is hot!

This sounds like I Love Scat Mayer. Sounds like Perry is taking a page out of Vadge's book. Vadge has tons of gay ex-boyfriends. Don't get the appeal.

Lots of straight guys play gay to get around women. It's easy tail.

Jacq said...

Ass to ass!

Tara said...

I think at this time, Katy and John were broken up and this was the popular guess.

crazycatladyx6 said...

Dam, who's the one right before John Mayer?

Renoblondee said...

I don't believe it either. Bullshit. Nobody has anything bad to say about Katy. She's got haters because she's so successful.

Sherry said...

Basil no offence at all but all my gay guy friends have totally been unto my breasts. Perhaps I put too much stock in that. I mean they're nice but not so much that they'd all be into them. Too much coincidence I felt. I guess I stand corrected.

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zenss empirez said...

convince? you mean PAY them? the insecurity of katy perry pop fart is insane!

timebob said...

Before John Mayer Katy dated Florence and the Machine guitarist Robert Ackroyd

di butler said...

Travis is from the group, "Gym Class Heroes," did that Millionaire song w/ Bruno Mars. He has a long history of drug abuse, it has massively damaged his career, he should be doing better than he is.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Russell would have been named 'husband'

This is Mayer, during one of their breakups

Gary T. Burnaska said...

NOT Surprised AT ALL. children who are raised in these strict religious families tent to totally lose their shit when they leave that structure and go out into the wide open real world.

I see it with the teens who burn out at 12 after 6 years of being over-scheduled on sports etc. CHILDREN need FREE TIME not SOCCER/basket weaving 24/7. FREE TIME IS FREE.

TheTruthIsOutThere said...


John Mayer would have been her last boyfriend when this blind was written APRIL 4, 2013.

John Mayer dated Katy Perry
August 2012 - March 2013
BLIND APRIL 4, 2013
Started dating again July 2013 - Present

John Mayer & Katy Perry dating history

TheTruthIsOutThere said...


John Mayer would have been her last boyfriend when this blind was written APRIL 4, 2013.

John Mayer dated Katy Perry
August 2012 - March 2013
BLIND APRIL 4, 2013
Started dating again July 2013 - Present

John Mayer & Katy Perry dating history

Kari said...

Didn't Katy date Josh Groban for a hot second?

Rach Around said...

true story : Katy at a dinner when visiting Aus, at a table asked the guy (who had a girlfriend) to finger her under the table. he wouldn't. so she shoved her fingers in her no no place and then proceeded to smear it under the guys nose. and true to form, he did not fuck her.

Goodnight said...
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Goodnight said...

'Gay men luuurve boobies'?

That comes across as incredibly condescending to me.

They're gay. They do not fucking like boobs. Just because the token 'one of the girls' gay on the internet or TV touches their best gal pal's boobs doesn't mean that in the real world gay guys like breasts or are comfortable seeing them. I don't know why gay guys would pretend they were interested in feeling breasts unless they were not gay at all, or bisexual.

I've never met a single gay guy who has any desire to look at, touch, or otherwise notice breasts in any way. That's pretty much part and parcel of being gay. It's like when so called lesbian porn has big old dicks in it. We're gay. Lesbians don't secretly love sucking dick and gays don't wish they had a set of sweater puppies to play with.

Katy Perry is a ridiculous twat who needs to go play in traffic so natural selection can take care of her. If this were a straight guy going after young gay women I'm pretty sure no women here would be telling him to go get it.