Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Today's Blind Items - He Wants To Be A Woman

This B- list celebrity dad is the father to celebrities. He has been struggling with an issue in his life that has left him confused for almost two decades. Because of his confusion he has lashed out at those closest to him and has been abusive to members of his family. Over the same period of time he has struggled with drugs and booze because the issue hangs over him every day. Our celebrity is married and his wife has been very supportive throughout this process. Former significant others always suspected something but he never shared his issue with anyone until about four years ago. Our celebrity believes he is a woman trapped in a man's body and wants to have gender reassignment surgery. It would end his career because his conservative fan base would largely depart and he is also struggling with his religious beliefs and how it can all work. A very tough time for the past few years. Very dark for him.

86 comments:

sandybrook said...

This is written to be Joe Simpson I suppose.

Countervail said...

Joe Simpson

Serena said...

I was thinking Joe Simpson, but he and Tina are divorced.

MISCH said...

does Joe Simpson have a fan base ?

Cecilia00 said...

Billy Ray Cyrus

sandybrook said...

Yeah plus hes got some career that appeals to conservatives--wrong queer. Our bad.

loopymommy said...

Bruce Jenner?

HannahBanana said...

Billy Ray?

Honey Badger said...

Chuck Norris. Yes, I know that's a dumb guess, but it made me laugh.

VIPblonde said...

Isn't Bruce Jenner halfway there already?

sarah.estell said...

Joe Simpson doesn't have a "fan base." I thought about Bruce Jenner. He is certainly immasculated!

Honey Badger said...
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Kristin said...

Cheney

HannahBanana said...

Joe Simpson has only been married once, no?

Tru Leigh said...

I thought Bruce Jenner too.

Lizzie du said...

Is the dude from Aerosmith married ?

sandybrook said...

Aren't Bruce and Kris not living with each other? Haven't slept together for years? But he fits somewhat. Conservative fan base makes me think country music or preacher.

Miss S. said...

I don't think this is Bruce because of the drug and alcohol statement. Maybe it's Ozzy Osbourne. Except for the christian part. I got nothing.

Donotstalk said...

delusional Enty lawyer!

ethorne said...

Lol VIP! Dude looks like a lady!

annanaannnaaaa said...

If not for B-, I'd have said Travolta.

Merry Contrary said...

Bruce Jenner...hes already rockin the vaj on his face.

Janzy75 said...

It is Billy Ray Cyrus y'all!

Unknown said...

lohans father
:-)

VIPblonde said...

@ethorne ...so he can pay for a sex change

madeinbrzil said...

Does Joe manager anyone other than Jessica?
I could see him managing some christian singers who might have a fan base

Jodi G said...

What career would end for Joe Simpson? He can't be his kids' manager if he becomes a woman? Bruce Jenner makes his money through motivational speaking. Don't think that would end either. Might not be as in demand, but I'm sure he would turn it into some type of motivational thing. Never heard of Billy Ray being abusive or lashing out at those closest to him. This is someone more like Alec Baldwin or Bruce Willis, on a smaller scale.

ethorne said...

They should see if a couples discount is available. Kris should rock her masculine side

Barton Fink said...

Steven Seagal has Real Housewife hair and belongs to a gendernormative relation (being the reincarnation of the Grand Poobah of the House of the Ocelot). But probably ain't him.

lazyday603 said...

Archie Manning. "Peyton and Eli Have Two Mommies" is the name of the tell-all book he is writing about the process.

Basil said...

Jenner fits actually. Hasn't there been blinds about him dressing up female?

Whomever this is should just go ahead and do it!

gloaming said...

I was thinking Kesley Grammer,....

Charis said...

I'm with you gloaming

Charis said...

I'm with you gloaming

veee said...

isn't this a repeat from a week or so ago?

Seachica said...

I don't think Bruce Jenner is religious, and pimp mama would make this a storyline. I think this is Billy Ray. It explains perfectly why that family is so screwed up.

FS said...

James Woods?

Topper Madison said...

I wouldn't say that filing for divorce multiple times is actually Mrs. Cyrus being "very supportive."

Nah. It's got to be a politician or religious leader.

izz said...

Will Smith

Anonymous said...

I'm ole greg! would you like to see my mangina? would you like some baileys?

derek harvey said...

Joe Simpson turned gay so maybe him...he would be no Jessica or Ashlee though....

tara17 said...

Oh please, men wanting to be women is so common; just get a good partner that enjoys your fantasies.

Anonymous said...

i wonder if they would want to be women had they experienced period cramps, bloating and fluid retention, unachievable expectations to be tramp/saint, scholar/bimbo, size zero wioth the rack of someone who bathes with a rag on a stick due to a patriarchal society.... and i haven't given birth yet, or experienced menopause but apparently those are both pretty shitty....
having said all that...being a chick rocks! i can have sex multiple times and orgasm and not have to wait for the pencil to get lead. i get to wear awesome clothes, spend a shitload on cosmetics, spa treatments, perfume, jewellery, shoes, bags.... yeah i can see why they want it!

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mistang said...

Who has a conservative fan base and is a father to celebrities? You wouldn't think this would be difficult, but apparently this is more common than I would have thought. I can only think of Bruce. Joe Simpson has already been outed, so he doesn't seem worried about a conservative fan base at this point.

SueRH said...

Don't think it's Billy Ray, says he's a father to "celebrities". No one is really a celebrity except for Miley.

Cara said...

I was thinking Kelsey Grammar too, but is he the father of celebrities?

Snapdragon said...

"Joe Simpson turned gay"--I suspect he was always gay, just trying to live the closeted life (yes, gay men in denial will sleep with women, which will unsurprisingly result in children on occasion).

Anonymous said...

may i just point out also.,....being gay is entirely different to gender identification. so not every gay man, or woman is transgender. just saying....gay doesn't automatically mean you like to wear ladies clothing.
Eddie Izzard is straight and a transvestite.

RoseBlue said...

Did we ever figure out who the rock star that is turning into a women is??

Erin Keith said...

Clint Eastwood

Olivia said...

Jim Bob Duggar

Seachica said...

@Rose - sure seems like Bieber to me

liquid stone said...

Matthew Knowles? He has gospel record company.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Famous father of celebrities with a fan base himself:
-Cyrus senior. --> Conservative.
-Oncologist Michael Douglas.---> Liberal.
-Bruce Willis.---> Conservative.
-Kirk Douglas.---> Old as fuck.

Probably more people, but I can't remember.

TalksTooMuch said...

Phil Robertson?

Vera L- said...

Cheney

Penelope said...

Brucie.

Lohan said...

What about Keith Hudson, Katy Perry's Dad...he is a preacher, has a book coming out...following would be his church.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Lohan; he pings my gaydar a lot, but only katy is a celeb, no one else.

I am guessing poppa Joe, since he is/was a minister and I remember him being very controlling of Jess and Ashlee during J's reality show. It fits with his religious beliefs.

Merry Contrary said...

It could be...he is the 'stepfather' to Trace who had some stupid band called Metro Station and could be considered a 'celebrity' although it depends on your definition of celebrity

Tiger Lillyblu said...

Bruce Jenner

Merry Contrary said...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqo8o9qn41rckv38o1_r1_1280.jpg

he def LOOKS like he'd be a good fit, except that it did say celebrities...and as far as i know, katy is the only star

Cee Kay said...

I'm thinking Katy Perry's dad (and now I see that Lohan had the same thought!)

obitguy said...

Pat Boone.

Poor Kate said...

Ozzy.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

RoseBlue: I don't recall the person's name, but the frontperson of Against Me! is going through a gender transformation, and I think her name now is Laura Jane Grace or some such. (If she had been born female, the name she's using now is the name her mother would have given her back in the day; I do remember that part.) So far her wife is being very supportive (they have a small child, FWIW); we'll just have to see how things go in the future for them.

Anonymous said...

i was thinking lohan until the conservative fan base part. Cyrus kinda fits except his marriage has been rocky

Golly HoLightly said...

I'm not sure, but is Bruce Jenner involved in the church that Pimp Mama Kris started...or whatever?

Sherry said...

Bruce was my first guess and exactly Rach. If men actually got all we got in the sex change they may change their minds. I had a friend who did and then declared: It's tough being a woman. No shit baby. Let me know when you get your period and we'll talk.

And don't even get me started on menopause. Holy shit it's horrid! Oh I forgot my hormones today!

TeacherNan said...

@Sherry
Menopause is horrific- the hot flashes, moods, chubby midsection, anxiety, lack of libido...Whaaaah!
Transgenders have NO idea.

MadLyb said...

This is so sad.

Me said...

This is written to make it sound sad. It's not. This could literally be my ex husband. I left him 4 years ago when I found out his "secret". He is not the victim. He is the liar, that brought ALL the other people (now victims) into his lie. He knew he wanted to be a woman. He talked shit about gays, the transgendered, bi-sexuals, knowing it was all a lie. When you raise your kids based on lies; you don't get sympathy! Boo fucking hoo to this liar. If he had been honest; he wouldn't have any issues and neither would his family.

Tae Scott said...

Thought Bruce Jenner but JE doesn't have a career.

di butler said...

BRC is a great guy, cannot see this, at all.

fouxdafafa said...

If this is Jenner, then I am more surprised that he has a fan base than if he is trans*.

Btw, for a really great read on what it's like to be trans*, I recommend the book She's Not There by Jennifer Finney Boylan.

Fran said...

Jon Voigt!

TheTruthIsOutThere said...

I think it's Brucetta Jenner. He's over half-way there already because PMK carries his balls in the Chanel Hula Hoop Bag AKA PMK's Ball Keeper Bag.


It's already been reported that he likes dressing up in women's undies.

PMK and Brucetta could still remain a couple and just switch roles. Kris is a perfect unisex name and she already acts more manly than Brucetta does. Maybe Khloe will loan 'em that strap-on her and Lam Lam used.

I can see Brucetta twirling in front of the mirror singing,
♪ ♫ I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy..... ♪ ♫

Delightfully DD said...

RobinWilliams

Delightfully DD said...

Steve Martin

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Definitely Alan Thicke. :)

tetsujin said...

Billy Ray Cyrus is a Democrat. I guess he does have a conservative fan base, but . . . er. . . does he have a fan base anymore?

Eros said...

Awesome guess!

+1

Stephanie said...

David Hasselhoff?

Blind ItemMe said...

@rach around: eddie is more of an 'action transvestite' :) :)

and yes. i so would with eddie.

HimynameisChloe said...

no but we won't understand aspects of their struggle either. being a woman is more than what's between your legs.

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