Saturday, September 28, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

February 7, 2012

Ever wondered why this former A++ list tweener and her very good looking B list movie actor broke up for a short time? Everyone thought it was because she cheated. She did. Turns out she had sex with the brother of her boyfriend and thought no one would find out. She says she was drunk. Lets hope his wife does not find out.

Miley Cyrus

60 comments:

BackyardChupacabra said...

I've heard this over and over, but I just can't see Chris Hemsworth going there.

crapbag said...

Maybe it's the other brother

Barton Fink said...

Poor, poor Chris.

Rolf said...

Best reveal in a long while. Thanks!

Count Jerkula said...

Them Aussies had no clue about the hillbilly way? It aint cheatin if it is with a relative, or soon to be relative. Family takes care of family.

Kassandra said...

I'm going to assume this was when she didn't look like Justin Bieber?

The Real Dragon said...

Luke or Chris? Yeah I'll go with chris if i had to choose. Shit all do them all at the same time if I could.

auntliddy said...

Now that's classy! After all,she didn't mean it,she was drunk!

auntliddy said...

Now that's classy! After all,she didn't mean it,she was drunk!

Basil said...

I'd find it pretty hard to say no to Chris. Woof! But why would he do Miley? And whether Miley and Liam were serious or not (and I don't think they ever were....all for publicity) that is a shitty thing to do to your brother.

Thor needs a good spanking.

Me said...

Wow. This was the popular guess, but just wow. Why would a brother do that? Such a betrayal by the 2 people in his life that should be closest to him. Makes me wonder why he didn't end things sooner.

JSierra said...

Idk maybe Thor loves Miley and that's why Elsa copies everything she does

dawn davenport said...

I volunteer to spank Thor,... you know for posterity purposes of course

QueenAnne Guido said...

True this ... she can probably suck the chrome of the trailer hitch.

Bacon Ranch said...

Yeah, I would be more pissed at my sibling (and myself for picking such a 'winner' as a date) than I would be at the piece of scum who ran around.

It's not like he'll be seeing HER at holiday reunions.

Violet said...

Ikr. In my crazy little world that would be some deal breaker.

Tara said...

Luke Hemsworth, also an actor, is married with two children. http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013226/rs_560x415-130326114143-1024.hemsworths.ls.32613_copy.jpg

It could be him. But Elsa's Miley hair is a point in Chris' favor here.

Karen said...

A true hillbilly would of screwed all 3 the brothers! Very disappointing Miley! Lol!

Cee Kay said...

Give her a minute. It'll happen.

Flora Goforth said...

The Miley/Liam thing was always an arrangement. The first guy they tried to hook her up with kept on talking about his girlfriend back home so he got canned.

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh come on! Who DOESN'T want to ride Thor like a rented mule?

Its just U said...

We all did stupid shit when we were young.
I would much rather bounce around on The Huntsman than that boring drip Liam. Get it Miley.

lalalalauren said...

This just makes me think about someone getting to have sex with Thor. OH THOR. *swoon*

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ TalksTooMuch & Its just U!

Elsa Pataky fascinates me.

Sherry said...

Liam's that hunky guy you do once to say you did. Why she got engaged I'll never understand.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Miley aside, what kind of brother takes advantage of his brother's drunk girlfriend? A dick, that who .A married dick too. She may be trashy but THAT is worse in my book.

The Real Dragon said...

@seven people hating o Elsa ut I admire that bitch Hustle.

ethorne said...

Thor didn't know what he was doing! Miley turned off the lights & pretended to be his wife.

abob said...

@dawn davenport - for posterior purposes you mean.

jane3113 said...

I can deal with that idiot getting to sleep with Lesser Hemsworth but not the God of Thunder.

NaughtyNurse said...

Chris must have confessed to Liam at some point, since Miley "thought no one would find out." The person I feel worst for is Elsa, since maybe she didn't know until now.

Steampunk Jazz said...

True that NN, Miley kept her music man on the down low, so she must be able to keep a secret.

Kristin said...

@Count its not cheating if they're in the same family, that's called brand loyalty.

Count Jerkula said...

@Kristin: Hillbilly creed: If she aint good enough for her family, who's family is she good enough for?

Jessie said...

Elsa's Miley hair is somehow worse than Miley's. Bad colour and the bangs are weird with a random long bit. Blech

B said...

Liam has 2 brothers. Are both married? Why would he get back with someone who had sex ith his brother?

Anonymous said...

miley is so unfortunate looking

Susan said...

Sleeping with your beau's bro is so Days of Our Lives. I don't follow this set of people, but it seems like such a betrayal on the brothers' end. If one of my siblings did this, I would die. But I do have middle child syndrome and all...

PookieTwo said...

Just not buying this one. There's been several of those lately.

I can see Miley trying to get with Thor, but can't see him reciprocating. I don't think all the affectionate posing with his family is fake. And despite her dicey rep I can't see Elsa putting up with this.

The other brother is a possibility, but why would Liam keep her around after that? Not buying it.

Cleodacat said...

Just to set the record straight..,it's Miley that is copying Elsa. Hair, clothing, weight....everything, so I can totally see her trying to bag Thor.

JSierra said...

Cleodacat Miley cut her hair in August 2012, Elsa cut her hair in December 2012.

Cleodacat said...

I stand corrected. It would make sense now if Chris and Miley hooked up, for Elsa to copy which also would imply if she didn't "know", she at least had an inkling.

TalksTooMuch said...

If you can correct someone on when a celebrity cut their hair, and be right, you may spend even more time than I do on gossip websites.

TalksTooMuch said...

Or like anyone ever

JSierra said...

Or maybe i have a basic understanding of how to use an online search engine and copy and paste a link.

JSierra said...

Idk maybe elsa really likes short hair? But it does seem suspicious that she gets almost the exact same cut a few months later

PookieTwo said...

Maybe Elsa, having spent time with Miley, took a shine to her cut and decided to try it out herself. Out of flattery, not jealousy. I've done it myself. Still not buying this.


Count Jerkula said...

Really, if I had a brother who was about to marry a ho, I would figure it to be my duty to save him from it by porking her and showing him the video.

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Count You are one altruistic mo-fo

The Real Dragon said...

@count OMG *LMAO I hope its the real you

Count Jerkula said...

That was the real me, Dragon.

I had tolook up altruistic, One Eye. I did much better with SAT math than verbal. I would hope the wife feels the same as you about the situation. The fact that her husband sacrificed his body and pride to dip his dong in a dunce is definitely deserving of decoration, and not derision. It shows he is willing to go above and beyond for those he cares about and would surely sacrifice himself for her one day should the need arise.

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Crunky said...

that's why her wrecking ball music video was like that--

she was licking Thor's hammer. i left the same comment in Dlisted when MK talked about the video.
since the video would forever be out there, liam and chris would always have a reminder of what happened.

i wonder who cheated first though, it seems she wants people to know that she was the one who got cheated on first :/

Hegg said...

Shitty Brother. Yeah, I think a lot of us guessed this one ...I did but hoped it wasn't true.

SMJ said...

Miley is crafty. I think licking (Thor's) hammer in the Wrecking Ball video may have been her way of getting a last dig in. If so, kudos to her.

di butler said...

They were very serious, and this didn't happen. Good blind, though.

La Descarada said...

God Bless you. I love the way you think and I second, third and fourth that notion.

Rose said...

I thought this had been a rumor or blind before and that the brothers had an intervention for Liam to dump Miley. That's bold when you've slept with your brother's girl.

I don't see that Elsa is copying Miley's haircut. She had a baby earlier in the year and it's not uncommon for new moms to cut their hair. Her baby would be at the age of get handsy and grabby. It hurts to have a baby constantly pulling on your long hair. Besides, short hair is not generally a sexy look for women. It's something that very few women look more beautiful with than longer hair, i.e, Halle Berry, so I don't think it's something most people would do for the sake of copying.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Aren't Aussies just hillbillies of the Pacific? 😜

gr8p said...

please don't let this be true. Ugh!

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