Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

I'm glad Kailyn Lowry got married when she did or she would be getting married in the delivery room.

Katy Perry shows her love of Happy Days.
Kimberly Stewart continues to drop weight which is clearly unnecessary.
Lance Bass and Joey Fatone fight over who is going to make the Peking Duck.
Leona Lewis is making a movie. Think Rock Of Ages set to 80's pop tunes.
Lady GaGa might want to do a better job hiding that extension line next time.
Helmets in the basket and not on the kids for Liev Schreiber.
Slow week for Miley Cyrus. Naked on the cover of Rolling Stone and
being twerked by a monkey.

41 comments:

Layna Day said...

I think it's safe to say that on some level, Miley is trolling us.

Eloise said...

I feel sorry for the monkey.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

I agree, @Layna Day. The more people say she needs to keep her coated tongue in her mouth, the more she sticks it out.

skimpymist said...

Kimberly stewart is determined to get a thigh gap.
How long has that teen mom been pregnant. Why get married when your pregnant. She should've waited until after she had the baby so it could have been more enjoyable but then again javi would've been tired of her and ran for the hills. She wanted make sure she had him locked down and couldn't escape.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Why should Liev's kids use a helmet while they are basically walking? Are they retarded or this site's writer is over protectionist?

Iceberg said...

Because they're four feet off the ground. If he he loses his grip on the bike, they could easily smash their heads.

mistang said...

She likes the furries, huh?

Topper Madison said...

Good lord. Bike helmets didn't exist when I was a kid, yet somehow I lived to tell this tale:

When my dad taught me to ride a bike, he just sat me on the bike (I could reach the pedals, but not the ground,) got it rolling, held onto the back until he thought I had my balance, then let go. I fell once. Then I figured it out.

He'd probably be arrested today.

Peggy Too said...

Zoom in on Gaga...white powder on her nose.
Big surprise there.

Bubbles said...

Exactly, I'm another survivor of the helmetless day her to tell the tale.

And this must be fat, bacon eating enty because I don't see any extension line, but I do see a wig!

urban chaos said...

That last image of Miley looks like some contraband monkey porn. Nothing good can come of that!! Run, monkey!!

How the heck is Kimberly Stewart getting so thin? Drugs? ED?

crila16 said...

Miley is just getting weirder and weirder. Ever since she cut her hair, it's like they cut out part of her brain too.

Jade Knickerboxers said...

Yeah, we used to stand in the back seat, right behind moms right shoulder.

kerri said...

Miley looks like she has had a stroke & needs physical therapy to get that tounge back in her mouth.

selenakyle said...

That tongue is ICK. NAST. And I'm WAY over it.

SophiaB said...

MIND. CONTROL. disney is a petri dish.

Amartel said...

There's embarrassing.
There's painfully embarrassing.
There's cringing facepalmetto.
There's ninety year old sex.
and then
there's the daily set of publicity photos of this galactically stupid girl with the oral fixation.

Dear Whoever's in Charge:
It's not cute or compelling or revolutionary or transformative. It's most certainly not artistic.
It's just embarrassing.
Make it stop.

Count Jerkula said...

Miley's tongue looks very fresh, clean, tender and inviting in that pic. I'm liking it and would enjoy finding out her favorite things to do with it. The lack of the whore/clown red lipstick is helping also.

I'm not a fan of her eye make up. If it was tear streaked down her cheeks or natural Irish Sunglasses, it would be much hotter.

Pip said...

Her tongue looks clean in those pictures. I've seen some where she is in dire need of a tongue scraper.

Did the teen mom get married in an ice rink?

jw11 said...

Never mind the extension line, gaga how about that blow all over your nostrils?

Renoblondee said...

Kimberly always has her baby with her in her own arms. I like that.

Gayeld said...

We sat loose in the back of a van that only had front seats. And in the bed of a pick-up truck. Shhhhh.

mistang said...

I don't see blow on Gaga; I see a nose piercing.

TheTruthIsOutThere said...

We stood up behind the cab of a pickup truck traveling down winding country roads. Even tho we were standing side-by-side we had to scream at one another to be able to hear over the wind hitting us right in the face.

Ahhhh, the good ole days! ❤️

PotPourri said...

The helmets can stay in that basket. He's on the sidewalk, walking the bike.

NaughtyNurse said...

Good grief. This is the second day in a row Enty is ragging on Live (and Naomi) for not putting helmets on their kids under normal, safe conditions! Leave them alone.

I have had it with Gaga and Miley. They really need to go away. I can't stand it anymore.

Alexa Rose said...

How long is this teen marriage going to last? Six months is my bet.

It probably won't be long until babies/small kids have to walk around wearing helmets. It is bad enough kids have to be in car seats until puberty these days.

NaughtyNurse said...

ugh!! freaking autocorrect!! That should be "Liev!!"

And as far as him dropping the bike or something...seriously...if he was carrying those kids, they would be higher up and GASP, he could trip and fall or drop them. Maybe all children should wear helmets while their parents are carrying them.

Wen said...

I remember roller skates with metal wheels that would spark going down the hill. No helmet either. I guess that's where non-liberal thick skin comes from.

Little Broken Bird said...

Spot the furry in the background of milleys photo. Count can we have a lesson on furries please.

Iceberg said...

Apparently some people don't know the difference between statistical and anecdotal evidence. "I jumped off of a four-story building and I was just fine, so it's obviously perfectly safe."

Count Jerkula said...

@little broken bird: furries are just people who like to dress up in animal costumes for sex. I figure some just dig cos play of it and others get into role playing furry woodland creatures. Like Suzy is scurrying around the room dressed as a chipmunk hiding dildo shaped "nuts" for cold and lonely winter nights. Then Jimmy scampers in sees her ass in the air, as she's burrowing a storage hole, so he hurries over to sniff her butt and star the courting.

There is also a stuffed animal comes to life thing, which is a real life version of one of them sick plushies, who rape stuffed animals. I have a gif some where of Sasha Grey gettin stuck by a pedo bear. I'll try and find it later.

It has to be a full.costume in my opinion. A chick w/ ears on a headband and a fox tail butt plug ain't a plushie, that is just cos play.

I should clarify my position on plushies. I don't mind a chick throwin a strappy on an over sized Sponge Bob doll, but a dude purchasing a My Little Pony with a vagina in it should be stoned to death in the town square.

Sherry said...

Count: a My Little Pony with a vagina? Well now I have heard it all. Thanks for the education. I guess we all know we can count on you. I am afraid to look it up though so I'll stick with your explanation.

Oh yes, didn't we all survive childhood without the nanny/police state? It's too much now sometimes.

Anyone notice the leash on Miley? Is she nekkid in this picture? The plushy seems very interested and that's a real monkey. Not a stuffed one. But for the love of Gawd please stop with the tongue!

Oh yeah, now I see the powder on Gaga's nose.

I know a lot of people get married pregnant but that look on whoever Kailyn Lowry is, isn't good. Empire waistline and flowing skirt is a much better way for pregnant women. Not like I ever had one but you see pictures from the medieval times and it worked.

KittyKatMeow said...

Lady GaGa channeling Natasha Lyonne...

Del Riser said...

When I see Miley for the hundredth time with her tongue out, I remember how Thelma and Louise handled a guy with his tongue out.

Anonymous said...

Sherry I learned about plushies from Bored To Death.

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di butler said...

Let me just say, as someone who has dealt with her one on one, she's a 1,000 times more self aware, savvy, and funny, than anyone is willing to give her credit for. You have no idea just how right you are. She is most definitely trolling all of us. Oh, and not trying to
say, I know everything going on with her like we're BFFs, or something, but if anyone reads my comments here about her, you'd see I have a better insider person than Enty does, in regards to several of the Diz kids, not just Miley. :;)

di butler said...

Dang! Kimbo Stewart has St Angie chopstix legs. She has always been on the thin side, but that seems excessive.

sinjicat said...

am I the only one who thinks Katy looks pregnant?

Del Riser said...

This was at an "animal house" party that Jeff Beacher threw for Miley. There was also a kangaroo and some goats present. I feel sorry for the neighbors.

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