Friday, September 27, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

Julianne Hough walks another red carpet looking for work.

Andie MacDowell was there.
Ditto the amazing Sara Rue.
Jessica Lange goes shopping with her daughter.
Jennifer Lopez gets undressed in a restroom.
Katie Holmes heads out for her Hee Haw audition.
Kate Hudson does a fake laugh better than anyone.
Katherine Webb claws at her fifteen minutes with this commercial.
Malin Akerman after lunch with her husband.

81 comments:

sandybrook said...

Who poses for pics in toilets? :(

Anonymous said...

Katie's listened to all your feedback about those festy ankle boots and moved to the Ho-down look for the new season.

Sherry said...
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Anonymous said...

Sandybrook: someone who is both vain and vacuous. The only loo pics of me are when I was in a shrunken stupor and not doing a Zoolander pose.

Anonymous said...

Sherry: that's what I said! Sheesh!

Renoblondee said...

Andie is always so gorgeous!

Sherry said...

Hey Rach..Heard something the other day you might like. Allen Toussaint's new one Songbook. Southern Nights was just lovely with his story telling.

Sherry said...

Repost for correct spelling of whole. Freudian slip? Perhaps.

Oh good lord. Does Katherine have that whole burger in her mouth? I can't wait til the Count weighs in on this one.

Andie McDowell is flawless. Truly.

I love Kate's pants.

Maybe she looks like HeeHaw to you but at least she's not wearing those brown booties.

Anonymous said...

I'm typing your suggestions into my phone to look up thanks Sherry! I'm not sure if our current thing for psych is your cup of tea, but getting into the 13th floor elevators, pink fairies etc.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and Miss Lange 4EVS! Love her.

JoElla said...

does Jlo really think this is a good look?!

Sherry said...

Not following Rach. We don't have 13th floors on elevators in the US. For reals.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

can someone tell me how this julianna hough thing is still happening?? why?

Count JerkuIa said...

Lisa Turtle is lookin good in that avatar

MISCH said...

JLo doesn't look human any longer

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@count take me to the mall and then to the max and we can talk ;)

lazyday603 said...

Jlo looks like a child on a Live Aid poster from 1985.

Count JerkuIa said...

@ Ovilla. Its a deal. Just bring some of the old wardrobe from SBTB. I love crazy cunts

Anonymous said...

Sherry: a psych band from Texas from the 1960's. I had the awesome honour to see Roky Erikson play live about 2 years ago.

TalksTooMuch said...

There you go, I didn't even know there was a Baby Gap for prison wear! Thanks, JLo!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@count haha, will do. i got your crazy wrapped up in a neon striped leotard and a pink legwarmers!

happy friday

Sherry said...

Oh Rach..Since it wasn't capitalized I didn't realize you were talking about a band. Must check them out then.

Penelope said...

Andie MacDowell is ageless. Good Lord.

Sherry said...

BTW Rach there's some excellent psych rock coming outta your lovely country. We get snippets every now and then so I cannot remember. Care to jog my memory?
swilley yahoo.

Amartel said...

Carls Jr.'s latest?

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

i would rather see skeletor in that outfit than jlo!

Count JerkuIa said...

i would do nasty things to Katie Holmes. And I'd pay extra if Suri watched.

Glitter said...

MV is doing that pose again where it looks like she is smelling something rotten. My cat makes that same face.

M. Brown said...

No.

audrey said...

Living up to your name again Count. You are one sick fucker.

JSierra said...

I don't think that was Count, someone has been posting weird shit all day under his name and when you try to view the profile it won't pull up the page. There is some raunchy shit that gets said on here, but never have I ever seen children brought in like that. Who knows

Don't flame me, but I didn't mind Julianne in Safe Haven. I turned it on one night as I was falling asleep and was really surprised when I actually became interested in the flick. And I am not a rom/sparks type of gal.

Jlo has a rockin body, but girl you are 44 years old. Cover up! That much tummy is not acceptable for anyone who is old enough to vote.

Amy Sliger said...

Andi McDowell, what's your secret? She never ages!

Count Jerkula said...

That wasn't me Orvilla. Some chicken shit twunce copied my name and is posting fucked up stuff to try and make me look bad, because they can't make me look bad with my actual words.

If you ever question if it is me posting something or if it is a chicken shit twunce who won't come at me head on because they know I will verbally boot fuck them until their asshole is 2 feet wide, then just click on the profile. Mine is the one with over 6000 views, created in April 2012 and the email address is cdancountjerkula@gmail.com.

Bacon Ranch said...

I'm with JSierra, the real Count wouldn't say/type anything like that.
He may not be everyone's cup of tea but he's never been crude when it comes to kids. Someone is spoofing him and doing a piss poor job at it.

Andie is timeless. She's simply beautiful and seems really down to earth.

Count JerkuIa said...

@ JSierra. Thanks for defending me. If people are gonna get butt hurt over comments on a gossip site they need to stay the fuck off the internet. I'm not going anywhere.

Bacon Ranch said...

..oh hi Count!
You have your very own stalker!

Eeny meanie miney mo
Bet she is a big fat ho
If she tweets another no
Get a Canadian restraining order.

MelOncholy Baby said...

I agree...the Count isn't for everyone but never has he made a comment about an underage child! The person who made that comment is fucked up in the head to even think of typing that out.

audrey said...

My apologies to you Count for being so presumptuous. Most of the time I don't care one way or the other about anything you post. I just don't like reading sick stuff about little kids.

Count JerkuIa said...

point taken, ladies. Is it okay if I still bring up wanting to see celebs get fucked by dogs? Just trying to be clear on the ground rules here. Don't forget to send me your photos!

sandybrook said...

Counts stalker is prolly the bitch he was calling out this morning the qwunt.

MelOncholy Baby said...

As if we could stop you...

;)

JSierra said...

Count you really do have a stalker of the worst kind. My skin is crawling for you, esp with the nutzo pedo rape claims.

Bacon splendid rhyme, now it's playing ona loop in my head though

Count Jerkula said...

My only comment in this thread was to Orvilla. The other recent comments are the sad twunce acting as Fugazi Jerkula.

The fact that the twumbass has to resort to going pedo and bastie to try and rally people against me is just proof my character and my words are impenetrable. Like the Great Wall of China or a butt only virgin's vagina.

Keep showing your true colors twunt. With every post you prove nothing but that I am a better than you.

Count Jerkula said...

Oh, and Audrey, no harm done, Sweetie. I couldn't straight faced deny being a "sick fucker", but the reasons are waaaaaaay different.

@JSierra: It aint no big thang. All Fugazi Jerkula is doing is proving that I am a Troll Master. I used to just consider myself just a Troll, but to have eaten such a huge hole in someone's brain like that, it is badge of honor. I think I have earned my stripes.

M52799 said...

I haven't been able to post lately cause I'm usually reading posts late but I have to comment on this. No way that was The real Count. Most of the time you crack me up. And even if I don't like something you've said, I can still appreciate how funny you are. Never have I read you post anything about kids. No way.

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you for your support, M52799. I am glad I can bring some laughter into your life.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@therealcount my apologies. i prefer the real deal. to think i was having a wink wink with a dink.

take care. i got your back.

Sherry said...

Oh yeah Fake Count. Please post about celebs Fucking dogs and while you're at it post some personal information about their family while you're at it coward. If you had any balls you'd at least take him up on an email to him directly. Not like he didn't give you his contact information.

TheTruthIsOutThere said...

Count,

I haven't been posting here long but even I knew that was out of character for you.

I visit here for the blinds and the comments & know how to keep scrolling if the poster/comment isn't my cup o' tea.

That said I usually LOL @ your humor. You are always polite even when others are assholes to you & start name calling.

I think some people have miserable life's & want something to bitch about. Others know how to enjoy life & accept the different flavors the world has to offer.

I enjoy your comments (for the most part :), love the hell out of VIP's Fun Stick Pics and appreciate the info & laughs I get from the comments here.

Pip said...

The Moo Crew is baaaaaack!

Salsa Lover said...

I was watching St Elmo's Fire the other night and wow - she's hardly changed yet doesn't look like she's had any plastic surgery. Gorgeous.

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you Orvilla. Thank you Sherry. Thank you Truth.

This Fugazi Jerkula Twunce tryin to sway opinion against me and its bringing people out of the woodwork to show support. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I luvs you betches.

P.S. If that twunce knew the quality of piXXX I've gotten from some of the fine looking womens who read and post on this site, her head would F'N E.X.P.L.O.D.E.

V said...

I echo what M57299 says! Count, keep making us laugh and if your son is gay, you can still have grandkids! I'll wish you luck regarding the Eagles - to paraphrase Veronica, if you're going to fuck with them, you got to learn how to fly...

surfer said...
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Bacon Ranch said...

What's wrong with the Eagles?
Hell, I don't even know what team that is. But if it's a football team there is one thing we all know.
A Raven can get a ring faster than an Eagle

(I'll show myself out)

Scallywag said...

Count J: sometimes imitated but never duplicated.

Love Kate H's pants.

Did JLo put on one of her kid's shirts by mistake? Because no one dresses like that. She looks like she could be Courtney Stodden's Mom there.

califblondy said...

Andie's new show on the Hallmark channel is my new guilty pleasure. She looks great but she'll never win any acting awards.

SophiaB said...

Julianna looks like she knows she is DONE. I have never seen her look so downtrodden.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey! Back off the chubby Canadians! We're not all stalkers!

JSierra said...

@surfer WTF!!

SophiaB said...

Katie Katie Katie needs to let Suri dress her forever. this is NOT the look.

Renoblondee said...

@Count just wanted to ad I also knew that wasn't you. Got your back too dude.

Bacon Ranch said...

I <3 chubby Canadians! I <3 drunk Canadians.
I <3 drunk chubby Canadians!

I just don't like psycho Canadians.
Or drunk chubby psycho Canadians.

..or the Patriots. I really do not care for Tom Brady.

keeshlo said...

Ditto Count!! I could tell rite away it was a Fugazi. Add another infrequent poster who has your back!

keeshlo said...
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surfer said...

JSierra - this is true. She was found out.

Seahorse said...

Count I am not your biggest fan but even I can tell the difference you can be raunchy and crude but you would NEVER post sexual inuendos about children. Whomever this is he/she is an epic asshole

Anonymous said...

Whoaa.this must be the imposter,cuz thats just wrong even for Count. IMPOSTORE!!!

Anonymous said...

Youre a jealous jealous tiny little man that WISHES he had the balls of and gets the play that the Count does. You little weenie. Now scat butboy!

di butler said...

I've been reading this site, forever, only started commenting, last yr, I think, I come for the commenters who have smart/interesting things to say, the gossip is extraneous. I can't get into troll stuff.

di butler said...

JLo needs to ask Katherine Whatshertits for half of that burger. She looks like she has Nicole Richie Syndrome.

fouxdafafa said...

I used to think the Count was Andrew Dice Clay. And I don't think people understand that they both do an act.

lutefleck said...

Official Count J, people actually sent photos? How do you know they are not just copy and pasted photos?
About 25 years ago someone I know received a photo og Wayne Gretsky. She thought it was some cute guy until I pointed out who it was

Count Jerkula said...

Lute: "Count", "Jerk" or "Jerkula" written on body parts, multiple interactions and a bit of trust, searching the images w/ Tineye or Google Image Search to see if they were pulled from the web. I have an image search extension for FireFox so I can right click an image and run it through like 5 searches.

Sometimes pics have exif data on them w/ geo tags so you can tell if location of the pic lines up with where the person says they are from. Exif info can also show if they ran the pic through a program like Photoshop.

I am certainly not infallible, but I do a decent job of vetting.



Count Jerkula said...

V, Scallywag, Keeshlo, Seahorse, Anna, thanks.

Fouxdafafa: Nuh uh. If it is on the internets, then it has to be true. Just like TV. :)

Safe For Work

auntliddy said...

Fake enty. Fake count. Is this the new conspiracy site?

V said...

Count, thanks for my first laugh of the day.

lutefleck said...

Well, enjoy your collection of assorted body parts. maybe you can build your own internet Frankenstein monster.

Its just U said...

Fuck you!! Whoever the sick fuck is that 'jokes' about kids like that is nothing but scum.
At least Count is funny! Very funny. That attempt was actually pathetic. Fuck you troll. Get some better material.

Anonymous said...

@rach - YES! I knew she'd come around.

Anonymous said...

@sophiaB - I love your post and 100% agree

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