Friday, September 27, 2013

Blind Item #4

This former A list reality star and now a C list celebrity who thinks of herself as the Kanye of celebrities and that people will always love her even though they haven't liked her for a decade has been trying to get pregnant. Scary to me too. Apparently she is having all kinds of trouble. She has been pregnant in the past and had miscarriages and she has tried IVF with no luck and has spent about $500K in the past 18 months doing everything she can. I think it might be all the STD's or the drugs that have caused the problem.

31 comments:

Simon said...

Paris

VIPblonde said...

Parasite

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Paris' on purpose miscarriages are called abortions Enty.

Karen said...

No child should have Parasite Hilton for a mother.

Harry Knuckles said...

If Paris does end up having a baby I hope she doesn't kill it like she kills her tiny dogs.

Karen said...

Why can't she have a baby like Suri or Blue? Wear a pillow and have a surrogate? Think Paris!

Karen said...

Why can't she have a baby like Suri or Blue? Wear a pillow and have a surrogate? Think Paris!

sandybrook said...

Christ does she even know what a mother needs to do for kids. Oh wait she'll hire nannies to take care of them. My bad :(

rajahcat said...

good God not Paris offspring........

ms snarky said...

PPB

poor potential baby.

poor thing doesn't have a chance.

__-__=__ said...

Can't she take a hint? Nature doesn't want her demon spawn. Hopefully she will go broke doing this and fade away.

Sugar said...

Maybe if Paris has a baby she'll go the Kimberly Stewart route and clean up her act and be a good mom??? Maybe?? Anyone?

Anonymous said...

Sometimes nature just says "fuck no!" Paris needs to listen.

MISCH said...

While I believe Blue Ivy was born via a surrogate I don't believe Suri was, Katie was pregnant before she hooked up with Tommy Boy and that's why she won the bride lottery...

auntliddy said...

Paris sounds right. I dont know why she wld try this, caring for and about people and possessions is not her forte.

Renoblondee said...

Paris. Yep.

Iceberg said...

Huh, the fact that she can't get pregnant makes me wonder if there really is some sort of divine presence out there?

Gayeld said...

Sugar, honey, have a seat over here in the corner. I can tell you're not feeling well. Do you need anything? Water? Valium?

Christopher Cruz said...

+1

Sugar said...

Teehee, Gayeld. I'd love a valium and a Miley joint, thanks.

Brian said...

"She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who won't fuck me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fuckin' little baby with her!"

Nope said...

Hmm. Was checking in to see if the writing and comments had gotten any better here. Statutory rape? Celebrating a woman's miscarriages? Miley Cyrus? Oh my. Back to my new home. Shout out to Count J.

cece said...

We HOPE she'll hire nannies! :(

Evil Kumquat said...

I think it says more for the lack of ethics of her doctor for even considering trying to hook someone like her up with IVF.

There should be an ethics exam for doctors before they're allowed near a medical bag, let alone a human being.

BitterBlondin said...

And she wants a baby WHY exactly??

nurysp said...

she probably has an 8 ball stuck up her fallopian she tried to smuggle in a plane from 6 ys ago

Anonymous said...

Kumquat: in Australia you need a police check, child protection check, full psych evaluation, and I think that's good!

NaughtyNurse said...

She wants a baby because she thinks she will get a new reality show along with it.

Lil P said...

+1

Alexa Rose said...

@Sugar, I think she will at least have excellent nannies for her baby. Her sister Nicki I see doing better with kids.

TheTruthIsOutThere said...

You left out the "eating, drinking, fucking, sucking, snorting" part. LOL

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

*I love Al Pacino in The Godfather!"

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