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Blind Items Revealed

September 23, 2011

#3 - This former tweener and now a married adult with child/ren is hardly what you would call the stay at home mom type or anything. She used to be an A list television actress and now stays in that B- range. Never a movie actress, always television. She has been in here before for some things, but at this point she is getting a little too old to be out every night getting hammered on free booze from parties and hitting on any guy she sees. Oh, she only hits on the guys when she is drunk, but the problem is she is almost always drunk.

Melissa Joan Hart

45 comments:

Nellie said...

Her eyebrows make me angry

Bacon Ranch said...

Drinking that wonk eye away..

OneEyeCharlie said...

Getting tired of the eye shaming around here. Anyone seen my patch?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Never a movie actress? You're forgetting that work of cinematic artistry and brilliance called Drive Me Crazy.

Bacon Ranch said...

Aww, no offense intended Charlie. I just don't like her so I took a cheap shot.

goes in circles said...

She's been a couple movies tho.

Seven of Eleven said...

That explains a lot about her and Britney, I suppose.

The Real Dragon said...

Dont worry, Clarissa explains it.

LottaColada said...

Clarissa explains it all.

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Bacon None taken. That was meant as a jest. I have very thick skin in regards to ocular deficiency.

JSierra said...

Jason- Drive Me Crazy is one of the finest pieces of film ever created. The crop tops, the yellow lens sunglasses, the wonderfully glittery butterfly hair clips *sigh* those were the good ole days.

And Melissa's brows bug the shit out of me too. She's no Cara Delvigne, that's for sure.

The Real Dragon said...

@lotta Jinx

LottaColada said...

Dragon!!! Jinx :P

Count Jerkula said...

Well, this changes my opinion of her. I used to think she was no fun. I was obviously wrong.

Sugar said...

Awww, poor old OneEyeCharlie! You're patchtastic and don't let anyone tell you any differently!

LottaColada said...

I just googled her to look at her brows and don't really see anything crazy about them. What am I missing?

Seven of Eleven said...

Linky

Poni-Tayl said...

What in the world has she ever done to call her an A by standards? She has a loopy eye and her acting is horrible!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Think she talks about THAT in her new book? "Melissa makes excuses"

Jason Blue Eyes said...

JSierra - can't forget this!

Sherry said...

Sugar you have been comedy gold all week! Patchtastic indeed!

JSierra said...

Lotta this

Sugar said...

That browless stare has me entranced.

OneEyeCharlie said...

That will be my new personal self-affirmation; spoken in to the mirror.

"I'm patchtastic... and people like me."

JSierra said...

I couldn't find any pics of the brows I am picturing in my mind, but at one point she was rockin those awful Janelle Evans brows

Brenda L said...

Clarissa Screwing Them All

sandybrook said...

Yijez she wasn't really that cute but shes really fug now :(

sandybrook said...

Spelchek I'm in no mood today for you misspelling words I spell right *Yikes*

Pip said...

Eww, Janelle Evans has horrible brows.

LottaColada said...

Lol that's hilarious! Eyebrows are so important.

selina kyle said...

It's not her brows that bug you, it's that lazy eye

Karen said...

Drive me Crazy=Cinematic artistry? LMAO!!! Good one.

Snootches said...

I may or may not own that movie....shhhhh

Henriette said...

Hart is not as bad as her co-star Joey Lawrence! What the hell did he do to his eyebrows! He must be a cross dresser at home to have them shaped that way.

Jacq said...

Wasn't she also the annoying chick with the yearbook in one of those HS graduation movies?

JSierra said...

Seven everything about that gif is horrible! Especially the pants, why the fuck did we ever think those looked good?!

OneEyeCharlie said...

@JSierra I really don't know. Back in the day, I kept trying to get Rhonda V. out of her pants. Nothing doing. I told her I was just trying to save her from a tragic fashion disaster. Looking back, my 80's self was a mashup of Francois Girbaud and Albert Schweitzer.

Wendy Davis said...

Happy Halloween everybody!

The Real Dragon said...

@JACQ Cant hardly wait was the movie

lazyday603 said...

I love Drive Me Crazy. Cinematic artistry? Who knows. Teen romantic comedy classic? Absolutely.

Redd said...

ah, I read that and thought it was "cinematic ashtray", I was um, huh?

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@jsiera YES!!!!! hahaha

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

and can't hardly wait is just effing funny besides jlove. what a ruin-er.

Ruby Red said...
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Ruby Red said...

She's "too old" but hilton, jlo, etc aren't? Give me a break.

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