Friday, September 27, 2013

Michael Lohan Slams His Daughter Because She Isn't Making Money For Him

Yesterday I told you about Ashley Horn. She is the daughter Michael Lohan fathered when he was cheating on Dina Lohan. No not that time. No, not that time either. Yeah, I can't keep track of the times. No, it wasn't after the time he beat her. Although maybe it was then. Who knows. What we do know is that Michael Lohan cheated and fathered a baby. Ashley just turned 18 and celebrated by spending a ton of money, hopefully that fifteen years of past due child support money from Michael and got some plastic surgery. She wanted to look more like Lindsay.

Instead of being supportive like Michael tries to be with his other kids unless he needs to make rent money and sells a nasty story or two, Michael decided to slam his daughter Ashley and called her a stalker. Huh. Nice words. This is the same man who just fathered another baby with a woman he cheated on and also has beaten. And stalked. I'm wondering whose side I'm going to take on this one.

Michael says he would never condone Lindsay or Ali getting plastic surgery and Dina feels the same way. Umm Michael have you seen your daughters? Lindsay has had fake breasts since I can remember and at one point probably weighed more than the rest of her body. Ali used to have fake breasts before she became a "model." Ali has also had work done to her face not to mention all the work Lindsay has had done with her lip injections, botox and other procedures.

The reason Michael slammed Ashley is that he can't make money off her as frequently as he can Lindsay. Plus Ashley can't give him money or let him borrow money. Of course since Michael probably got paid for his story yesterday he can now say Ashley made him some bucks too. Oh he also got paid money to show up on television and find out he was the baby's dad after denying it for years.

20 comments:

Jeneral said...

Lindsay does not have fake breasts. I don't understand how anyone who has seen pics of her braless could think that.

Erin B said...

I thought she maybe used to have fake ones but got the implants taken out a few years ago.

zenss empirez said...

who needs enemies when you have a father like michael lohan?

LottaColada said...

@Jenereal- she used to have them but seems to have taken them out.

plokzy said...

Those can't be fake! Please no, it's the one part of her I actually appreciate... They look too natural to be fake.

Sherry said...

Why can't he get hit by a bus. This guy is so slimy. Part of the act no doubt.

Seven of Eleven said...

Michael Lohan is a scumbag and it's pretty obvious Ashley is looking not only for daddy approval, but also for mommy approval (mom wants her to be a star, too). Poor kid never had a chance. Hopefully she doesn't wind up as the next Stodden.

MelOncholy Baby said...

Wait...Meshy Lohan went on TV to do a Maury-style reveal? Omg!

digal704 said...

He has to be one of the most disgusting people on the planet! What the hell do these women see in him?

hollywood dime said...

Nope, Lindsay's are fake. She got them when she was like 16/17. She's gained about 20 lbs since then and now they are hanging lower, fake nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

What a cunt. Seriously. Someone please sterilise this man.

auntliddy said...

Agree with 7. What mother in her right mind would condone surgery for her just 18 daughter so daughter can look more like her absent father's daughter??!! This is a psychotherapist field day!

jimmyPx said...

This guy is the scumbag of scumbags.

Hey buddy, why don't you get your lying, wife beating, coke sniffing, tabloid calling ass a REAL job and be a man for once in your life !!!!

This douche is 50% of the reason that his daughters are so screwed up and will be in body bags not too far down the road.

Eliza Day said...

They are soooo fake! This is what happens when you use saline and gain /lose weight. saline is heavier than natural tissue. They look softer only because her 2nd and 3rd (the one in now) set have been silicone. she has also had a nose job. Really I've worked in plastic surgeons offices and surgical centers for years. Hollywood mothers and young actresses come in all the time. Alison Brie has fake breasts (and nose)
http://imageevent.com/pretzelman/alisonbrie;jsessionid=z98fkle1x4.frog_s?p=78&n=70&m=24&c=4&l=0&w=4&s=0&z=2 Her first saline set, which protrudes more on the sides , then she went bigger with silicone that look softer and subsequently was able to get better roles.
Jennifer Lawrence-nose job tits lips, lipo belly-sorry to disappoint
Ashley Benson, Kaley Cuoco, Rose Byrne(small model B's) models always get B cups because they are very skinny and tall so they lokk more natural but they really look like boys without them. Almost anyone working who has nice shaped tits, because the shapes are what really distinguishes the real from the fake.






NaughtyNurse said...

Lindsay doesn't have fake boobs. She had a big rack as soon as she hit puberty. She definitely did all the fillers and crap on her face, but not the rack. They get larger and smaller as her weight changes.

Alexa Rose said...

I don't things are going to end well for this girl. Her mom should never have told her who her sperm donor was.

Me said...

Lindsey's boobs are fake. I think she got them at 17, when she was saying that wilmar freak. I feel bad for this 1/2 sister. What a douche thing to say about your own child.

Nylon Blonde said...

Do you know the name of Jennifer Laurence surgeon? Been looking for one for ages but of course they don't advertise :/

Bangagong said...

I know that I am coming late into this but I read the NY Daily News gossip column yesterday where this post is taken from and it was the first time I didn't hate Michael Lohan. If what he said is true, this half-sister is trying to use Lindsay and Ali to try to get famous (apparently this girl only wants to meet her half-sisters and not her completely non-famous half-brothers). Read for yourselves (forgot how to make it click-y, sorry)

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/lohan-dad-hates-daughter-surgical-lilook-article-1.1468914

0_0 said...

Lindsay's boobs are implants. See her Playboy shoot? She may have had them redone better (Hollywood doctors overfill the bags), but they are not natural.

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