Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Blind Item #3

This former A+ list mostly movie actor is a B lister now. He does still have A list name recognition. He is currently filming a movie and is not being the most cooperative actor. Apparently he does a lot of mediating which mostly involves him smoking bong after bong of pot. He also does a lot of yoga which mostly involves him getting massages from naked women. All of this has contributed to blown schedules and a lot of crew members who already hated the guy to begin with because of his reputation for liking no one but women who were actively hitting on him at all times. This will be revealed for sure. I hate this guy.

48 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Has Richard Gere dropped down to B list?

Rach Around said...

Dolphins cried at your hate Enty. Now put those dragon and unicorn posters back where they belong, Pink Floyd on repeat, and cram that come nice and tight

Seachica said...

Owen Wilson

MerryB said...

R
D
J

Duh.

Rach Around said...

CONE! Autocorrect you're bogarting my high dude

Rach Around said...

MerryB : I like your odds.

FSP said...

He must be mediating with Woody Harrelson with all that pot.

AnonyMouse said...

This is just too, too vague for me!

Rach Around said...

And the gerbil. Who's a total drug pig. Once he washes all the lube off.

Kristin said...

Mickey Rourke is filming two movies.

rajahcat said...

almost all of them

discoflux said...

Woody was my first thought, too, FSP, but he doesn't have anything in production right now.

jodi benton said...

Does Enty hate Woody?

Rourke for the win.

Rach Around said...

Enty hates everyone? Except Shia's mum. And Big Bird.

Simon said...

Richard Gere is filming right now and it sounds like him but prob could be a bunch of people..

baumyak said...

woody in the new hunger games movie?

Lou said...

He does a lot of mediating?

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Steph.livelaughlove said...

Hahaha. Good stuff

SueRH said...

Is he mediating or meditating?

Rach Around said...

Lou: made me think of There's something about Mary : "he was masturbating!"

Unknown said...

Jim Carrey

usernametaken said...

I hope the mediating isn't binding.....

Pogue Mahone said...

Matthew McConahay however-the-hell-you-spell-his-name?

moussemaker said...

Mel Gibson?

Tru Leigh said...

"Mediating?" Perhaps you mean Meditating?

HiHat said...

Harrison Ford?

tara17 said...

I got a good chuckle out of "mediating". Maybe the actor should smoke more hits off his bong so he can solve his conflicts with the crew.

V said...

For some reason this screams Keanu to me

crila16 said...

I could see this being Woody Harrelson. I like that guess.

HannahBanana said...

This just screams Matthew Mc whatever....idk exactly why. But I can totally see that.

Tori said...

"Smoking bong after bong of pot." Yeah, this writer is a fucking idiot.

Jennifer H. said...

Bwahaha! Some transcendental mediation could solve the world's problems!

Jennifer H. said...

Ashton Kutcher?

Will Smith?

hothotheat said...

Owen Wilson.

I didn't know Enty hated him. He's in a world of sh!t right now, how many more child support checks is it gonna take to make him stop being an (unprotected) d!ck.

KevinA said...

Just one missed "c" makes a difference, huh?

Owen or Woody. I'll go Owen, only b/c of the part about being hated. But sure Woody's, uhh, "medicating" too. With other castmates, I'd guess!00000000

Gytrash said...

I see this as either Matthew McConaughey or (just to throw in something different) Robert Pattinson. I actually love Robert Pattinson, because he seems like such a mess and doesn't really care about anything, but I imagine that'd make him impossible to work with.

SNJ said...

He's filming Mockingjay in Atlanta right now, so I think he's a good guess.

Jeri said...

I didn't know Woody, Owen & Matthew were hated by crew members. I know Woody smokes a lot of dope & meditates but didn't think he was hated.

LoMo said...

Colin Farell?

Looziana Magnolia said...

Shia LaDouche

Lydia Bennett said...

Bale is filming Exodus in Spain.

shady_lady said...

"smoking bong after bong of pot"

written by a nonsmoker obviously.

And for the record, when reading these comments there is nothing more annoying/unfunny than the jokey RDJ or Betty White guesses. It's stupid AND OLD so stfu.

NaughtyNurse said...

Val Kilmer

Hendrix said...

"Mediating?"

You mean, he's an officer of the court as a side job?

Maybe a little more proofing, Enty?

Unknown said...

LOL

Mlgmay99 said...

Russell Crow??

Sigi S said...

Steven Segal? He likes to pretend he's buddhist and he's a huge douche.

PS said...

Kevin Costner