Thursday, October 17, 2013

Blind Item #6

Not to those future filmmakers out there who strive to be A list like a certain unnamed director. You will miss days of shooting on your big budget flick if you get the crap beat out of you because you didn't pay your hooker bills after bosses extended you credit.

34 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Michael Bay

me said...

Whats with the easy blinds? Michael Bay in the news today.

VIPblonde said...

DM Article

KittyKatMeow said...

That POS should have got the shit kicked out of him for making Pain and Gain, a movie about my friends kidnapping, murder and dismemberment may they RIP finally....

Senor Salty said...

Why pay for hookers? You have movie starlets who will blow you on cue for a part. It's disgusting. Heard the same with A-Rod today. These sphincters ever hear of a casting couch?

Hanwi said...

For fuck's sake Enty, couldn't you just finally learn to type? I suppose the first sentence was meant to be "Note to those...". That one missing letter made the whole thing sound like gibberish.

tara17 said...

If this is Michael Bay, how is it possible he doesn't have enough money to pay hookers? Is this about several $100,000 hookers?

tara17 said...

@Senor Salty, I'm no expert, but it's my understanding part of the reason people pay for hookers is to be hassle-free at the end of the encounter. The casting couch implies the person is going to be cast in something.

Count Jerkula said...

Narcissist move. "These hookers are so happy they got to fuck me, they won't mind if Iddon't pay them." Fat chance, Sparky. Try that shit in Jersey and you'll be with that Russian dude some where between Chatsworth and Egg Harbor.

skimpymist said...

I hope this is true. If there was ever anyone that needed the crap kicked out of him....

discoflux said...

tara - It was over HK$100,000. So, even though it's only about US$9500 - those Hong Kong pimps weren't f'ing around over pocket change.

Della said...

Note to Enty-
1) type blind item
2) proof read blind item
3) post

Have a nice day!

Tina Mallette said...

I am surprised he doesn't get his arse kicked and his face punched on a daily basis, including a beating from the various women he uses and abuses.

Its just U said...

What kind of hooker doesn't get paid up front?
That's a rookie mistake.

Tina Mallette said...

Hmmm pimps charged with blackmail. Did the pimps think that threatening to expose Bay as a user of hookers was worthy of blackmail or do they have something better on him, hmmm.

tara17 said...

@Della, Enty makes a big case of being drunk, hence the crappy writing I guess. Then again, how difficult is it to get a proof-reader? Would be nice, right?

MeanieReese said...

Damn, the Pain and Gain story is fucked up. :/ So sorry for your loss, @KittyKatMeow.

tara17 said...

@KittyKatMeow, I haven't seen Pain and Gain, but knowing it's based on a true story containing the horrors you mention, I will never watch it.

Della said...

@tara17-this is not the original Enty.

@vip- followed your link. That guy is rough looking.

Angela said...

@Senor Salty
There was a lot of gossip about hookers in the Don Simpson biography.

The fine thing with hookers is that they won't bother you for a part in your movie, become pregnant and that they won't tell their friends about your particular fetishes or inadequacies in bed or the amount of cocaine you blow. The book states that the casting couch isn't that widespread for that particular reason.
The funniest part in the book was about a particular category of girls in Hollywood that are named MAWs for Model/Actress/Whatever. Basically, they're kept women who maintain the belief that they aren't escorts and that they are still professionals because they go out for months with the same guy, don't charge by the hour but are happy to get gifts or favors, such as their rent for the month, a car, some vanity gigs, etc.

And Don Simpson was some sick bastard. Heidi Fleiss had him banished because he was obsessed about bondage, S&M and coprophilia. At the end of his life, he was spending $60,000 a month on prescription drugs to ease withdrawal from cocaine.

SophiaB said...

Must be an almost full moon... @VIP's link isn't working. BOOOO!!!

ethorne said...

Two lessons today:

1. Pay your sex worker! They have bills too!

2. Don't accept credit for poon! COD!!

Tru Leigh said...

Karma's a bitch and she fights back.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Angela - Oh, those Don Simpson stories. ICK. I can't believe what he did to that one hooker. The one in the bathroom. And after he was done using hookers as toilets he'd down a Costco size jar of peanut butter - every single night. I'm amazed the fucker lived as long as he did.

Sherry said...

My thought exactly IJU.

Sherry said...

Simpson was a very depraved man. And KittyKat..my condolences on your loss and the pain the movie is causing you.

FrenchGirl said...

http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/179815-michael-bay-attacked-on-hong-kong-set-of-transformers-4
Bay's version and Paramount's version

Snootches said...

Wasn't their weapon of choice an air conditioner?!!! Hard to see an AC coming... Lol

NaughtyNurse said...

Somewhere Megan Fox is laughing her ass off.

Claudea said...

That weirdly sounded like a line from a Bay movie ! Great one!! ^^

Claudea said...

If BAG lets her

Rach Around said...

It's working fine for me.

tetsujin said...

I have a friend from school who works in LA (in the biz). A friend set her up with Bay because she said Bay loved Asian women. My friend who is smart but a bit self-loathing never went through with it. I don't think she knew who he was so she didn't bite on the blind date. But yeah, Bay has yellow fever.

FrenchGirl said...

it's a made-up blind item
Transformer's filming has a triad problem:the local mafia wants money ( Miami Vice's filming in 2005 had the same problem in South America)