Sunday, October 20, 2013

Blind Items Almost Revealed

January 30, 2013

This celebrity is almost A list now but she has a hard life. Not only is she the offspring of a part-time hooker, but our celebrity also was forced to turn tricks when she was in her early teens too. She is not much beyond that age now, but she will never mention it. Ever. As open as she pretends to be about things, she really is not. You won't ever hear her talk about the real reason she didn't get paid for her breakthrough project. She was supposed to but after this other B list celebrity forced himself on her and assaulted her she wanted nothing to do with the guy or anything associated with that guy. Ever. She likes people to think that she is bi-sexual but her only experience with another woman was with this now C list celebrity who used to be A list and was showing her around LA. They ended up at the house of the C lister and our A lister was told by the C lister that she was expecting a gift for showing our A lister around. So, the A lister tried but the C lister apparently laughed at her and told her to come back when she had some talent. They have not spoken since.

Money/Place in Massachusetts/Place in Texas

36 comments:

Grace said...

WTF does that even mean? Like, her name is made up of those things? Like Penny Boston Alamo?

Adrienne Mahoney said...

Ke$ha came to mind - Her breakthrough was that FloRida song. C List celebrity is Paris Hilton. No idea what the clues are supposed to mean.

Simon said...

Who could figure out that mess with clues like that?

Bogor said...

Maybe the last one is Paris. C-list and a place in Texas. But, idk. Thats all i got.

ian mcgrinty said...

These almost reveals suck. Stop it.

NaughtyNurse said...

Well, the money clue is in her name, Ke$ha.

Nemesis said...

That's sad.

And what's with all the almost reveals?

Selena Martins said...

very sad

Gretchen Wieners said...

That would make sense and the money being a clue for the $ sign in ke$ha

Walkenator said...

Enty, you revealed this a while ago.

Natural Blonde said...

Knock it off with these insipid "almost reveals" Enty. Theyre extremely annoying. Either reveal the damn item or dont. X-(

MeanieReese said...

There is a place called Paris, TX. Other than that, I gots nothing for this lame-ass ALMOST reveal day.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

@walkenator--No, it was just the most popular guess. Click the date at the top of this post and you'll see the original blind and the guesses.

Gretchen Wieners said...

There is a city is Massachusettes named FLORIDA...I think we have a winner folks! Ke$ha, Flo Rida, Paris

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

@meaniereese...brilliant! There's also a place called Florida, Massachusetts! :)

NaughtyNurse said...

So Flo Rida is a rapist?

Katie said...

Kesha never got paid from the florida song. Her family was on the simple life. This was the most popular guess

MISCH said...

Please these are making my eyes cross

Pip said...

There's a Florida, Massachusetts and a Paris, Texas

Hanwi said...

Wasn't Kesha singing backing vocals on Paris Hilton's album years ago? I think I also read that she got sick and threw up all over Hilton's clothes in a closet.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Debbie Reynolds/Carrie Fisher FTW!!!

Carrie better bring home the cash or Debbie will cut her bad!

Seven of Eleven said...

This is almost as interesting as Robin Thicke Day.

Flora Goforth said...

Yep this was already revealed.

Commodore Criterion said...

Well done! I live 20 miles from Florida, Mass., and that never occured to me. As an aside, Florida, Mass. is more like a wide spot in the road than a city, but good work!

jodi benton said...

Enty comes across as biphobic. How do you know she's not really bisexual? A bisexual doesn't need to have a certain number of same sex affairs to qualify as bi.

Agree with everyone else with the almost reveals.

Renoblondee said...

These almost reveals don't bother me. It just gives more clues. What's the big deal?
Agree this is def supposed to be about Kesha and Paris. God, Paris is so gross.

mid-atlantic said...

When Paris was filming 'the simple life,' she stayed w/ Ke$ha and her "songwriter" mother in Nashville.

auntliddy said...

Please stop with these half ass reveals, or I will give YOU a tennuous link to I won't be coming here anymore

Staple611 said...

Yeah, I think Ke$ha has said that she wasn't in the video and didn't get paid for that popular Flo Rida song.

Also, Flo Rida sucks, and probably did assault her. He's been the subject of a number of blinds and articles that seem to indicate that (a) he's an animal abuser, and (b) is a generally terrible person.

Gypsytrill said...

The first American Idol winner, the kind of butchie one who lives on a ranch in Texas. Kelly Clarkson.

Kept in Cages said...

This seems like a clever way to give clues, frankly. Too bad item itself is very sad.

Countervail said...

He's saying that she has money, and a home in Massachusetts and a home in Texas.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Hard Life near A-list = Leighton Meister (born in a Texas prison with a family of drug dealers)

Eros said...

What Ian said . Enuff already

Eros said...

He's so gross. Eww

Unknown said...

He got mad at his dog, and closed the bus door on it, while hanging on to it's lead and dragged his dog to death next to his tour bus on a freeway. Think about that the next time you are bopping your head to Flo. He's a sickening pig who should be in prison.