Sunday, October 06, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

February 27, 2013

This actor is A list. Mostly television. His movie roles have been limited, but he just has that movie star quality. Right now he is pretty happy doing what he is doing. Why not? Hit show and women love him. They fall all over him. He is having the time of his life, although he does miss the days when he could cheat on his significant other without having to worry about being exposed publicly. His significant other latches on to him like Lindsay Lohan latches on to a billionaire with a fur coat collection. She can't be next to him all the time though and the second he breaks free he heads to a private member club that always seems to be filled with women. There he can indulge his two favorite activities. Drinking and flirting. When he has a few drinks, our very good looking actor will start discussing his peen which he loves to talk about constantly and then plays a game of you show me yours and I will show you mine. Apparently he is charming enough that this usually works and if it does, the next step is to ask if they want to touch it. If they say yes he heads up to one of the many rooms at this private club and spends some time with the woman. They are not escorts, but are simply very attractive women who are allowed to visit the club for free provided they know someone and sign a confidentiality agreement. Surprisingly there are not that many actors who are members of the club. The owners think they are not the proper type of member, but the owners love this actor because of his show and decided to make an exception. The fact that he has them come visit him on set probably helps.

Jon Hamm

37 comments:

Susan said...

Art imitating life; or life imitating art?

The Real Dragon said...

Considering his Peen. I wouldnt mind.

Ryder's Momma said...

I wouldn't turn him down. Yummy.

texas rose said...

So who is selling him out to gossip - the club owners or the girls?

Sherry said...

I'm sure now that those pictures were published there would be a line up for the Hammbone.

TalksTooMuch said...

So, just for edification, what was the address of the club?

gee-gee said...

Eh. I guess the girlfriend is just a place holder to keep women from asking for anything serious.

Unknown said...

Mad Men shoots near downtown LA so probably The Jonathan Club (which is more like a downtown country club without the golf). Old money - not a "Club with a DJ" club.

sandybrook said...

He wont be bragging around Big Sean Jackson.

Rach Around said...

Hamaconda. Le sigh.

Rach Around said...

@ Talks too much: I love you for this comment

B. Profane said...

I think his cheatin' ways are catching up with him though. He used to work and socialize regularly with women comedians like Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig, but now not so much.

V said...

Or Liam Neeson, sandybrook, who would definitely be my preferred choice ;)

FS said...

I'd take Liam Neeson over Jon Hamm any day. Better accent for sure.

hollywood dime said...

It's probably SOHO house on Sunset. Lots of pretty girl there that aren't members. they get in as a guest of a guest. not of a lot actors get invited to be members.

OneEyeCharlie said...

@ TalksTooMuch Très drôle

TalksTooMuch said...

Let's see, I'm half packed, got the hairspray and glitter, just looking for my shoehorn.

Unknown said...

Kristen Wiig banged Jon, according to Lainey Gossip.

SoHo House hosts a lot of celebrity parties during the awards season, so I'm confused about the no actor stance if this is the club in question.

auntliddy said...

Rach, oui madame. c'est vrai. Le penis et incroiable!!! Lol

auntliddy said...

Fs, now thats s conumdrum I'd LOVE to have!!

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

I know this is probably a dumb question, but what's so funny about @talkstoomuch's comment?

Hegg said...

He grosses me out. The fact that him and Kristin Wigg (sp) were sleeping together while (and before apparantly) his spouse was directing them in a movie was enough for me.
I've met his spouse and she really could do a lot better. She's fun and very, very nice.

Vera L- said...

If you've met his spouse you should know they aren't married.

KittensRUs said...

I met Kristin when she was new here and I never expected her to hit it big. Talented but just not attractive. Now she's an A lister and has banged Hamm? Good for you, girl!

Bubbles said...

Soho House this is not. Celebs are all over that place. It's something old LA and very exclusive.

Unknown said...

Vera, they've been common-law for 14 years. "A spouse is a partner in a marriage, civil union, domestic partnership or common-law marriage..."

Lila said...

What do you mean, catching up to him? According to Lainey, Hamm and Wiig had a hookup just a year ago.

Whomever said...

But Soho house has A lot of Actor members so it doesn't seem to fit. And too many ppl going in, no "Agreements"

Upside Downunder said...

Jonathan Club definitely. Lots of USC and Pasadena girls there, plus has overnight rooms and, being downtown and not a celeb hangout wouldn't have paparazzi.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Club

Sandy said...
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Sandy said...

Huh. Interesting that Hamm would use a club famous for its exclusionary policies: no blacks, no Jews, no Hispanics (except for the ones who cook and clean up) probably no Catholics and definitely no female members (except, apparently, for the popsies who adorn the clubrooms). Maybe they've changed their policies, but it is still a repository for rich old white conservative men.

Guess that's the perfect cover for Hamm's dalliances, then - no one would expect him to be in such a fusty old place.

SubSpace said...

I worked in an exclusive, private club in Hollywood. No celebrities except as "guests" of members and the clientele were ancient. I had an Italian Count on my tail for a few years, but due to his age we kept it platonic. He was VERY generous and he remains forever in my heart. Can't imagine any shenanigans going on in that beautiful mansion that held the club.

ecua said...

Jon Hamm totally creeps me out. I don't see anything attractive about him at all! I guess I'm alone in this...

Henriette said...

Common law marriages are not recognized in California. Hamm lives with his girlfriend and is not married.

crila16 said...

Well...the girls they're letting in are not being very discrete, even after signing a confidentiality agreement.

figgy said...

This just makes me sad.

If you want to sleep around, fine, just be honest with your partner. If they're okay with it, all's good. If they're not, find a partner who is, or stay slutty and happily single.

Is that really so hard to grasp?

Gabby said...

Actually, B., he and Amy Poehler co-hosted an Emmys after party this year at the Soho House for Emmy "losers", the idea coming from a party Kristen Wiig hosted last year at her hotel (with much of the same guest list, including Tina Fey). Though I dislike his seemingly callous and manwhorish ways, he isn't losing friendships because of them. Not yet, at least...