Monday, December 04, 2017

Blind Item #7

This foreign born closeted former boy bander turned A- list singer is cheating on his long time athlete boyfriend with a guy from his road crew.

30 comments:

Boldblonde said...

Harry Styles

K.R. said...

I'm gonna with Liam Payne. He used to always hang out with that one guy who was an athlete who's name escapes me.

cinephan said...

My first thought was Robbie Williams. Shows how old I am.

Don Kieballs said...


Liam is friends with Tom Daley

Sarahlou said...

Harry styles

Nutty_Flavor said...

Liam was supposedly dating Jordan Payton, a football player.

Harry was supposedly dating an ex-Lacrosse player named Xander Ritz.

Both Harry and Liam are on tour at the moment.

In other news, Louis Tomlinson - always the runt of the 1D litter - has a great new single out now. "Miss You." Classic Britpop, sounds a bit like Oasis at their peak.

Krispyc said...

If this is harry, who is the athlete. Though there was the blind about him the other day being serviced in his dressing room....

Niall is super into golf and is also touring now. So his bf could easily be a golfer.

longtimereader said...

A- is a stretch, him album tanked.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Harry's album got to #1 for a week in both the UK, US, Canada and Australia, but you're right, it didn't sell well after that. His last two singles have also been dogs.

Liam Payne's single got to #1 in the USA for a week, and so did Niall's.

Anyway, I think just being in One Direction is enough to make you A-, at least for the moment.

Except for Louis Tomlinson, maybe.

Count Jerkula said...

Was he banging the dude, then hired him to be his road whore, or did he use his position of power to intimidate the poor fellow into a sexual relationship?

John Doe said...

Zayn Malik.

Sunspirit said...

Niall Horan

Jenko said...

Liam’s just had a kid with Cheryl Cole (ex. Girlband singer) in the UK. Unless I’ve been completely fooled by the PR, there’s always been a fair amount of rumours about one of one direction being gay.

FYI - Harry’s lady experiences are WELL documented on Pop bitch so I’m not sure if it’s him???

I’d LOVE the whole Zayn/Gigi relationship to be a beard! That would be delicious.....

Jenko said...

And a very quick google search shows a whole heap of Liam Payne / Jordan Payton pics and tweets.... interesting!

Dannette said...

You are kidding about Harry's lady experiences, right? We are talking about Harry the natty dresser, not the millionaire Harry who has never worked.

texasrose said...

If not for foreign born clue I think Timberlake. Maybe he was born in Canada.

Pink_Palace said...

Dannette, I used to read about Harry and the ladies a lot, that is how I “found” their band...that and a friend who taught Zumba, did a dance to “what makes you beautiful.” Only song I know by them...

Nutty_Flavor said...

Harry is not interested in ladies. Liam is sometimes interested in ladies. Zayn has been known to sometimes pick up ladies on Instagram.

Maude Labowski said...

Whoever this 1D-er is...I hope everyone remembers bisexuality exists. I wish it was acceptable for men in the entertainment industry to be openly bi...

Nutty_Flavor said...

Niall keeps his private life private. He’s been seen with female groupies, but there are also persistent rumors about him and Sean Mendes.

Louis Tomlinson’s personal life is a mess - don’t even get me started - but maybe that’s why he writes the best songs. Latest one is about having to pretend to be happy at a party while missing someone you really care about. Lthqofficial.com .

Alexandra said...

What do you mean about "Louis' Tomlinson's personal life is a mess"?

Nutty_Flavor said...

Oh, wow, where do I start?

There are two versions of Tomlinson's personal life, and two sets of fans fighting to the death over which version is correct.

Both versions, unfortunately, feature Louis being abandoned by his father when he was 2 years old, and having a very close relationship with his mother, who died suddenly of cancer last year at age 43. She left behind 7 children, of which Louis is the oldest and the youngest are babies.


Version A goes like this: Louis is gay, He and Harry Styles began a relationship when One Direction began. They were initially allowed to flaunt that relationship with kiss n' cuddle photos, love notes on Twitter, etc. When it came time to break the US market, they were violently stuffed into the closet and Louis was given a fake girlfriend, while Harry was matched with a series of publicity-seeking models.

Harry became the 'face' of One Direction, Louis was mostly forgotten (although he did write a lot of their songs).

To raise his profile, Louis agreed to a short-term stunt in which he supposedly gets a no-name groupie pregnant and then finds out he was not actually the father, Bieber style. The stunt was pretty poorly run - they announced the pregnancy worldwide at 10 weeks, who does that? - but it was supposed to be over quickly.

Unfortunately, this was the moment that Simon Cowell found out his cash cow One Direction would be leaving him at the end of their contract. For reasons of his own - revenge? publicity? - the pregnancy stunt has been extended for more than 2 years.

The "baby" is now supposedly almost 2 but looks at least 3, and looks nothing like Louis. Louis is never photographed with him. He speaks about the baby only grudgingly. When asked yesterday what he was giving the baby for Christmas, he said, "He's too young to know what Santa Claus is, so I suppose I'll just give him an apple or something."

The fake girlfriend is still around and is trotted out for pap photographs. No one knows the current status of Louis Tomlinson's relationship with Harry Styles, but both tend to carry around rainbow flags, though, and Tomlinson has a triangle tattoo on his ankle.

So, abandoned boy, dead mom, fake girlfriend, fake baby, stuck in the closet but banging on the closet door. That's version A.


Version B goes like this: Louis is not gay. The "cuddle photos" "love notes" on Twitter were just boys messing around. He and Harry Styles actually hate each other, or at the very least never see each other any more. The relationships with girlfriends are real. The baby son is actually his. Anyone who believes version A is sick and twisted.

Louis Tomlinson's personal life is a mess.

ch3rryd3b said...

My guess is Niall Horan with the athlete being Rory McIlroy.

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Alexandra said...

Oh I get it,thanks
What a poor guy...
But I personally think that version A is more real, I heard the rumors about him and harry but I though they broke up like 2 years ago??? And harry now is dating xander ritz from what I heard
I have no idea what's going on with Louis' personal life but I'm 100 % sure that he's NOT dating eleanor or whatever her name is sooo....

What do you think?

Nutty_Flavor said...

I also tend towards version A.

I have no clue about whether Louis and Harry are currently a couple. They dish out little clues - in Louis' new single, you can hear a recording of Harry saying "Louis" a few times under the chorus, and Louis covered his stage with dancing projections of the letter "H" during his recent performance for Prince William at the Royal Variety. But maybe they're just doing that to keep fan interest high.

Xander Ritz was caught sending dick picks to female 1D fans, so if he is in fact dating Harry, he's keeping his options open.

Max Bull said...

I'm convinced the Xander Ritz 'dick pics' was a deliberate ploy by management to throw the public off the scent that he and Harry were/are dating at the time.

I mean come on, the man follows him everywhere, flying to the UK for gigs, travelling round the US to every show, spending his birthday with him, his free time. That's some dedication for a straight guy looking for a hookup with women he could meet through his own fandom or in social settings minus Harry Styles.

Imo, now the coast is clear and the fandom has been blindsided by a few paid off interns to pose as fans and run a story about him sleeping with girls Xander has suddenly started to reappear in Harry's world again. If he ever really left. Only this time everyone thinks he's Liberace's straight, chick-banging buddy. It's got Modest's time-expired, grubby blueprints written all over it imo.

Xander's also alleged to be the reason Harry has switched his time and attention form LA to New York. It's been said they share a home together. I can't verify this but it is true Harry has been less fixated on LA. When he was supposedly dating Nick Grimshaw he was fixated on London. His latest beard is conveniently based in NY as well, at least partly. So, nice cover story.

Put it this way I buy Xander and Harry at this moment WAY more than the Larries theories of a 7 year fully committed fairytale relationship between Louis and Harry.

Also, the baby looks ENTIRELY like a mini Louis. There's no getting round that. I'm not convinced Louis is fully straight but I do think the child is his and he and Harry keep their distance, despite fans getting triggered by supposed clothing, lights and symbols.

Nutty_Flavor said...


How does an oversized blond baby look ENTIRELY LIKE tiny, dark-haired Louis Tomlinson?

Sorry, but the baby thing is a major fail by whomever is running it.

Xander Ritz dated women in his college days. He could be bi; I don’t really care enough about him to look into it.

Laura said...

The only 1d boys on tour have been Harry and Niall so it would have to be one of them. Niall is super private about his personal life, but I suppose it could be him and a golfer (doubt it though).

This screams Harry Styles and Xander Ritz to me. While I do believe there was once a relationship between Harry and Louis Tomlinson, I think it ended a few years ago (and was never the fairytale always happy relationship some fans made it out to be). I do still think Harry and Louis are friends and sometimes hang out privately, but I think Harry's currently with Xander (the whole based in NY thing is a big clue, along with X following H around on tour, and along with who H's current beard is) and I think Louis is a complete mess who has no clue what he wants at this point. He (meaning Louis) will probably end up marrying his "girlfriend" only for the marriage to crash and burn after a few years and for him to come stumbling out-of-the-closet. Oh and I do think he's the kid's father. The kid looks like Louis' family (not like him so much though).

No matter what, Harry and Louis' closets are forever dependent on one another. One can't come out without the other one having to approve it and especially if it was Louis wanting to come out, because Sony would rather the apocalypse happen than let Louis Tomlinson prove Harry Styles is gay. Harry can be Mr. Androgynous as long as he doesn't have any public relationships with men. It's okay to question his sexuality, but it's not okay for him to be out. If Louis comes out then all eyes turn to Harry (and vice versa) which is likely why Sony made sure they got control of them both as solo artists.

Romantic said...

I think Harry has a casual attitude to sexual encounters from being around a drugged fuelled debauched industry from a very young and impressionable age. He lacks any moral guidance and l believe he won't realise how his need for approval and affection was exploited until he is much older. His relationship with Louis was obviously very real and special but Louis was much more streetwise and wary . If they loved each other even half as much as they seemed to that sort of young love neverfades or dies completely, whatever is happening now.

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