Saturday, December 09, 2017

Blind Item #1 - The Priceless Collection - A Himmmm Blind

I thought it may be nice to share an item that didn't include kids being abused.  Although I warn you it is adult in nature with some very adult descriptions, all the participants seemed over legal age and there of their own choice – well, as far as I knew anyway, some were borderline in age and some may have been so chemically altered they had no idea where they were. I think that's my excuse from back in the day anyway.

So, this Fall – in October- I got a call from an old friend, who is an attorney working with the estate of a dead legendary celebrity (permanent A list celebrity) whom I will refer to as PM.  PM died recently and left behind a large estate to be settled, and it was easy to forget how powerful he once was and what an original "influencer" he was on shaping culture in his time.  My friend said they've been overseeing the catalog inventory of items of the estate.  They were going through some old personal photos taken at a party of PM (Annual Shakespeare like party in name only) and said he'd found some hilarious photos of me from back in the 1980s, and would I like them? Scared at first, I was reassured the were only mildly embarrassing. Photos of me, two models, drunk in a pool one night with an inflatable ducky pool float on my head. Egad. 

I went to the legendary estate of PM and found it more run down than I recall, and quite vacant.  My lawyer pal and one of his investigator/paralegals were there, along with PM's son. We'd never met, but he was very nice, and asked if I minded going underground to the vault with them.  A security guy started with us, but stopped at the elevator and we three went down together. We all descended into the depths of the house to a walk-in bank vault installed actually BENEATH the basement of the house. Like a bunker, with tunnels going to someplace.  It was as big as a living room. I thought it peculiar when they both said I needed to leave all cell phones and electronics on the table outside the big vault.  They said that no electronics are ever allowed inside, and when you pass through the entrance to the vault there's a "net" that will erase things and jam signals and it will kill your phone.  Wild.  I thought we just did that in movies and not sure it really existed.  I happily complied, left my goods, and in we went.

 After walking through a laser beam that made you feel like you had to whizz really badly, we were inside the "room".  The Son flipped on a switch and air rushed through vents, and he pulled a metal shutter door closed behind us.  I saw rows of metal cabinets lined the walls, with ceiling-high pull-out drawers.  Inside were usual trappings of protected fame and wealth; including old films, documents, papers, and photos. Lots of artwork including Warhol's, Dali's, and others. All climate controlled and mint. I asked about the Warhol's, and the Monet, and the obvious Picasso.

The Son said: "Oh yeah, most of the valuables he kept in here. Some of his business stuff he kept backups of at a bunker thing in some place in  Utah, but most was in here. He liked to enjoy his collections.  But the paintings aren't the most valuable.  He owns the most priceless things in history. He has the largest collection of unreleased movies ever – maybe worth billions."  Somehow, I thought he meant like old silent films.

I wasn't even close to being right.

We moved to a manila folder and pulled out old 35mm prints of party pictures. They handed me the photos of me (OMFG! Cringe!), and I thanked them for giving them up so gently (Was I really that young looking once? Wow). My curiosity was peaked when I saw piles of old photos, folders, and stacks of old home movie reels and videos sitting inside the vault.  They had names on them, and dates with some having events listed.  My pal caught my stare and said "Yeah, you're not the only one. And these are NOT ready for prime time!". PM's son invited me to the long, wide table (this place looked more like a hospital exam room than a library), and started showing me folders.  He played this game that went like this: "Any idea who this is?". When I looked at the photo, I was speechless. There, in front of me was (permanent A list country singer who has been A list for decades) totally nude in all her glory – obviously from the late 1970s.  At a party inside an indoor pool.  She's nude, laughing, with two girls on either side. I had forgotten how short she was. And yes, they were real and they were magnificent (and it wasn't Mulva either!).

After picking up my jaw, I then perused the piles of videos.  My lawyer pal and the Son just glanced at each other with Cheshire grins.  One had the name of a legendary TV star (former A list mostly television actress and one year wonder) who was maybe my first screen crush.  I turned to the Son and my pal – "NO F—CKING WAY". They both erupted laughing. Yes, they said. Way. The Son turned around and against the wall was a small combo TV/VCR unit, beside a DVD console, an old movie studio-style film viewer for 8mm and 16mm movies, and a photo box for blowing up pictures and slides.  He turned on the VCR, and within seconds, in front of my eyes was that TV Star in all her wondrous glory. Not just nude, but having sex. First by herself, then with a guy. You can tell it is an old 16mm film cheap-loop porno reel transferred to video. 

The Son said: "Dad had a ton of this stuff.  Some of it he shot, some of it he produced.  A lot of it though was bought from blackmailers and others to keep it out of the public eye. He bought it to PROTECT a lot of his friends and they returned favors".  I was floored, watching this pre-fame goddess on all fours clearly enjoying herself.  With her recent popular resurgence, I can only imagine the value of this tape copy alone.  I asked if I could check it out, like a library – you know, for educational history purposes only. They laughed. Not a chance. There weren't even cameras INSIDE the vault, to reduce the risk of any security guards recording anything second-hand.  And that laser net was to keep anyone from walking away with anything.

 This first tape was a drop in the bucket.  The Son and my lawyer pal fired up the whole video suite there in the back of the vault, to show me this collection. I've rarely been so speechless in my life.  If I was a college-aged kid again, I'd have been in paradise.  Most of the items there were from the 1950s through the early 2000s.  Or so I thought.  Those were just the ones I saw myself.  Apparently, this place was the Smithsonian of celebrity nudes and porn items.  Since this story is long, I'll cut to the chase to share what I witnessed with my own eyes, all in one afternoon in the same place (I will just list these and the details with them but I was so shocked I could barely keep up with it all):
Early 1980s video of this female permanent A list celebrity/host who has been on television forever in the same exact job and this deceased permanent A list male singer who loved grunting and drugs both nude at outdoor pool.  She's also got a very endowed white guy laying beside of her.  She starts pleasuring herself as the musical legend gets aroused.  A young blonde model joins her and they tease the singer by doing things with each other.  So much for her mostly-pure image.  Apparently she really is bisexual!

This former A- list mostly television actress who was on a very very hot southern show and had an iconic character name back when she was a little chubby and obviously young.  Looks like 1970s.  A filmed stag loop of her nude, then joining a porn star (former A list porn star who made her last movie three decades ago. I think she won an AVN Award or two) on a motel bed.  I was told this was cut from an early studio film of hers.  But this tape continues, and then shows the same star, with the porn star again, in a home movie at the house we're standing in.  And this legendary actor (permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who I feel is going to die any day now and was a staple of 80's National Enquirer covers) joins in and all three have sex.  The Son told me his dad, PM, filmed this upstairs at this house.  PM helped make the girl a star through his television producer pals.

Former A- list mostly television actress from an iconic long running network show which had a horrible reboot in the early 1980s, in an early VHS home video with PM and his girlfriend.  All three in bed, having sex.  The television actress is another who began her career after PM "launched" her to fame.  My lawyer pal turns to me and says "you do know she was a call right?". I had heard, but wow.
Permanent A+ list mostly movie actress who got PM started in a way in old black and white 1950s era photos, with her face smiling and her body fully nude, spread, and posing.

Permanent A list mostly movie actress who had a killer daughter so to speak in black and white photos.  A lot of them.  Some of her nude, some of her having sex with a guy, and her with a nude female I could not recognize.  Again, that unmistakable face and figure.  She was a blonde, and looked to be in her peak famous days.  I just stared at these a while, and my lawyer pal said that PM got those through infamous attorney who represented Clarence Darrow back in the day and and mobster ________, around the time the actress was in a big scandal.  Her lawyer sneaked these out of her dead boyfriend's apartment before the cops or media got there.  It was like LA Confidential for real.  PM offered them to the actress years later, for free, and she didn't want them but asked he not share them. PM agreed, and kept his word.  She was truly stunning, in every way.

Others that were seen on video, films, or in photos (either in professional test shot nudes, or homemade nudes/sex) included:
1. former A+ list mostly television actress who does a lot of infomercials
2. former A list mostly movie actress who recently had a birthday and who has a barely there celebrity offspring
3. former A- list mostly television actress/model who had to replace one of the biggest stars ever
4. Former A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee and has an almost as famous offspring.
5. Former A- list Cinemax late night actress who is married to a permanent A lister and foreign born Bond girl both having sex, with each other and snorting coke.
6. The unnamed face behind a lot of recent blinds snorting cocaine with this one named icon. The icon was also captured with a horrible boob job.
7.This former A list mostly television actor who always played a cop and was partnered with a sexual predator getting oral sex from some female.
8. Former A+ list mostly movie actress with the unique voice drunk, in 1980s polaroids, nude with a skinny man I cannot recognize.
9. Former A- list mostly movie actress who made her fame in a certain type of 70's films swimming nude, no implants needed! Wow.
10. A former Playmate who you will never get so I'm not going to bother having sex with a still alive permanent A+ list producer.
11. This foreign born former A- list syndicated actress who got her start getting naked, very young, before implants, and nude in a video having sex with PM.
12. A celebrity offspring of celebrity offspring in an acting family in early 1980s, in grainy video, masturbating graphically in front of PM on a overstuffed sofa.
Then I saw a jaw-dropper that made me uncomfortable.  #12 when she was young, teenage young, at a party with a very young former A+ list mostly movie actress who still has A+ list name recognition despite not doing much for decades – looked in her early teens.  Some are Polaroid photos of the two drinking and kissing each other. French kissing each other, with people around watching.  Both were clothed – not nude.  Must have been 20 pictures of them drinking, dancing, and licking/kissing each other with dancing adults around them.  This was the only thing there that looked sketchy, but they weren't nude.  In fact, you could see that from her years before (her first movie) in a cinema.  Makes me afraid to wonder what else they did though?
13. Former WH official who is a talking head now, in swim trunks with a nude model you won't get sitting astride him, kissing him.
14. Famous nude model who got murdered, having sex, riding PM in his bed.
15. Clear video of former news kingpin/sports owner in a robe beside a pool smoking a joint and laughing with two nude models.
16. A list mostly movie actress who deserves to be about a B+ but has that A list iconic character and show to fall back on topless, underneath a waterfall, and standing beside a pool making faces at a photographer topless in just a bikini bottom.  Photos from the 1990s.
17. Former A+ list reality star and her mom both looking drunk or drugged, dancing in lingerie and falling over each other and others.  Photos from a party, and the last few photos showed the celebrity daughter totally nude, wasted, standing atop a table.

So just when my head had stopped spinning, and I had not spoken or taken a breath in 20 minutes, the Son and my pal were laughing at my shock.  I just was shaking my head, and asked them if they had any idea the value of this stuff? If this replacement to #17 could make an empire off a sex tape can you imagine what this stuff would do?  The Son then reaches over and says "Pffft- speaking of…". And shows me a folder of photos taken from the early 1990s, with #17's mom and this former A+ list athlete both nude, on a pool table, with her riding him. 

Wow.  Reaching onto the floor, the Son pushes buttons on a smaller safe's keypad.  It opens, and he pulls out more VHS tapes, polaroids, and videotapes from old film transfers.  He says: "These are the Mona Lisa's.  Dad didn't want these even mixed in with the others".  At this point I'm expecting to see woodcut engravings of George Washington getting freaky with Jesus and Napoleon or something.  I don't think anything could blow my mind more than what I'd seen. 
I was wrong.

Former spouse of #15 having lesbian sex on video with another woman in a hotel.  They are obvious taking turns recording it themselves.  This appears to be late 80s or early 90s, in front of balcony doors at night.  With #15 performing oral sex on the other woman, then the former spouse using a strap-on device on #15. "I think Dad got this from a competing publisher" said the Son. What the actual f….??, I thought.

The original to #3 in the late 70s in photos making out with another girl, and totally nude with PM in his bed.

#18 - Former A list mostly movie actress who was not that great of an actress but very good looking in the 1980s and there's three video tapes and an envelope of photos of her trying on lingerie. Then nude. Then having sex with PM.  Then another tape of her having sex with that producer mentioned above.  She has stretch marks I didn't know she had. Still the ultimate goddess.

#19 - Foreign born former WH official kissing #18's nude breasts in polaroids.
#20 - Former spouse to the one named icon mentioned earlier is laying on a chair laughing, drinking.  His wife at the time very flirty to the cameraman and goes from the pool to her husband and back in the water.
#21 - Former TV dad turned sexual predator in an 8mm silent home movie on a pool chair, making faces, as a brunette model performs oral sex on him.  At least she's awake!

#22 - Former A list country singer who got started as a teenager on very grainy video, laying on a sofa nude, an African-American woman performs oral sex on her.  After several minutes, the nude woman turns around and it is a former Bond villian!!! Wow.  The country singer looks tiny compared to the Amazon woman.  The country singer gets up and walks to a pool table, climbs up, laughs and the camera cuts off.
There was an entire plastic storage case full of envelopes and folders with dates, names, and events listed on them.  More than I could have watched in a week.  Some I didn't get to see but noticed the names were:

#23 - former A list female tennis player from the 70's and 80's.
#24 - former brat pack actor.
#25 - permanent A+ list model with celebrity offspring.
#26 - Permanent A list singer in a group/never solo.
#27 - Former Dallas actress.
#28 - Worst dad ever. Married to someone mentioned twice so far.

In some of these I did see, you could tell that PM was clearly recording it (his voice was obvious).  Others you hear a woman's voice behind the camera.  The Son said sometimes PM would keep a cameraman on hand at parties just for this purpose.  I asked the Son if it ever skeeved him out, with that being his Dad?  He laughed and said "Nope – it's not like I was afraid of sex or nudity any way.  But funny enough my folks were pretty protective of us and I didn't even know this stuff was here until Dad got sick.  I still don't know who half these people are."
Realizing the time passed, and my mind totally blown, we headed back out – making it through the James Bond setup again, and getting my stuff to leave.  I thanked them both for an insanely mind-altering experience, but mostly for my own photos (which obviously wouldn't make any highlight reels around here).  I had to know, so I just blurted it out and asked what they were going to do with all of it. 
The Son said, "Most of it goes back to the people in them – if they want them.  That's what Dad said he wanted.  Some of it I'm supposed to hold on to, because people may want to take out grudge's against Dad on me so I'm keeping them.  The rest? Well…".  And he just shrugged and smiled a big smile.  At that moment, he really did look like his old man.
All the way back home I just couldn't stop replaying what I'd seen. Especially that lady singer with those big…eyes.  Wow.  Impressive.  My wife got a kick out of my own photos and said she was disappointed I wasn't more "exposed".  I didn't share with her the exposure I'd just seen or my relief that I wasn't exposed.  I do know this – that if suddenly, in the next few years, a large amount of classic celebrity sex tapes and photos start hitting the market?  I'll know the source. 

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FrenchGirl said...

Hugh hefner

Itttt said...

Ohhh boy, this is gonna be a loooooong one.

Do Tell said...

I guess the A list country singer is Dolly.

Don Kieballs said...
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Do Tell said...

"One year wonder/former A list TV actress" Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman)

Don Kieballs said...

Is this an weird science story?

Do Tell said...
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rosie riveter said...

Oh Dolly ❤❤❤❤❤

Don Kieballs said...

AND...Is this information something that Pam might be delivering to Assange?

kristaylor6663 said...

Deff Hugh's basement, he had tunnels going to other foke's houses from the grotto, Jack Nicholson for one!

Alexandria Anna said...

Playboy Mansion! So far soooooo good! lol.

Do Tell said...

"This former A- list mostly television actress who was on a very very hot southern show and had an iconic character name back when she was a little chubby and obviously young. Looks like 1970s."

Catherine Bach/ Daisy Duke

Don Kieballs said...

Joan Collins / Alexis Harrington from Dynasty? (I should probably read the entire thing instead of guessing after each paragraph)

sandybrook said...

I'm not going thru the whole alphabet for this one year wonder is Lynda Carter
Vanna White is the celebrity\host doing the grunting singer. Daisy Duke\Bach is the actress on the Southern show.

Fred84 said...

#17: Kathy and Paris Hilton.
#18: Bo Derek
#19: Henry Kissinger
#20: Sonny Bono
#21: Stephen Collins
#22: Tanya Tucker and Grace Jones.
#23: Chris Evert
#25: Cindy Crawford
#27: Victoria Principal

ancoranonhocapito said...

4. Tom Hanks
13. George Papdopulous
14 Anne Nicole Smith
I'm out

Land Manatee said...

Hugh Hefner - PM Playboy Mansion

And yes, def referring to Lynda Carter & Dolly Parton in first few paragraphs

moussemaker said...

"Permanent A list mostly movie actress who had a killer daughter so to speak in black and white photos."

Lana Turner.

Unknown said...

Sorry to hear that the Playboy Mansion is looking a little rundown.

Dena said...

Permanent A-list celeb/host in the same job for decades...maybe Martha Stewart.

Zelda Zonk said...

Delta Burke as the southern TV star

Do Tell said...

Didn't have your coffee today, Don?

Zelda Zonk said...

Lana Turner with the “killer” daughter - stabbed Joey Stompanano

Do Tell said...

#28 has to be Ryan O'Neal

Unknown said...

21: Bill Cosby

Don Kieballs said...

I was stuck on another story and saw this pop up and I guess my brain went into overdrive. When I saw there was a long list of blinds attached, I realized I was in over my head and got another cup of coffee. I'm good now

sandybrook said...

I think 25 may be Kim Basinger although Cindy Crawford does fit too.

ancoranonhocapito said...

@Do Tell: was thinking the same, I wonder, does this mean Farah Fawcett is mentioned twice in the Blind?

vicci thomas said...

The only ones I got immediately are Dolly and Grace Jones

Anthony Wilfred Fragglefrock said...

Former bond villian African American female is Grace Jones.

Auntie Histimine said...

Val Kilmer is the one who will die any day now. That's all I got.

Do Tell said...

That is an astounding security setup. Another huge reason not to want to move. What a pain to have to curate all that stuff.

VirgilHilts said...

#21 Bill Cosby

Gravy Goodbread said...

Very consulted bi tho

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Auntie Histimine said...

PM = Playboy Mansion
Son = Cooper Heffner

Jen said...

A-list celebrity host with same job - Vanna White
#3 Cheryl Ladd
#15 Ted Turner?
Original to #3 - Farrah Fawcett



Do Tell said...

ancoranonhocapito Ryan was married previously, to Leigh Taylor Young, an actress. and Joanna Moore. I don't think he ever married Farrah.

Do Tell said...

#14 could be Dorothy Stratten

lucille roy said...

Can't be Dolly,her boobs aren't real.I would have to guess Tanya Tucker.She was known to be a wild partier back in the day

Do Tell said...

Dolly is naturally very big busted, although she later on did have implants to make them even bigger/boost them a bit. Probably back in the 70's she hadn't had the implants yet.

Halloweenie said...

Hollywood: Built on filth. Lol. The problem with these scenarios is after orgies and sex with whomever and wherever however. Some of these people are driven to more and more extremes because regular sex just doesn't do it anymore. So they go younger, passed out, whatever to chase that sexual high. Then it can become a sickness and sometimes illegal and dangerous to those around them.

Blah said...

1. Suzanne somers
5. Shannon tweed
10. Robert Evans
14. Dorothy stratten
15. Ted turner

sassyb said...

SJP for #16?

Cherry Coleman said...

WOW, l loved this what a treat!! Thanks Himmmmm. Can't wait to read all the comments.

cocopuff said...

PM=Hugh Hefner
Country Star=Dolly Parton
70's actress with one season= Farrar Faucet
TV personality with clean cut image and same job=Vanna White
Actor who will die soon=Burt Reynolds
Actrest with killer daughter=Lana Turner

Unknown said...

Oprah.

moussemaker said...

"permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who I feel is going to die any day now" May be Jack Nicholson.

Blah said...

Earlier named ones are Farrah fawcett, Dolly Parton, and Vanna white

shakey said...

My husband had a MAJOR crush on Lynda Carter, too! I don’t have time to run through each hint, but aside from the guesses above (which I mostly share), I’ll say I guessed Raquel Welch, Cher, Henry Kissinger, Baba Wawa, Drew Barrymore, OJ Simpson, Ted Turner, Jane Fonda, Tanya Tucker, Florence Henderson (perhaps) … that’s it for now.

clair may said...

Def Hugh Hefner

14: Dorothy Stratton
17: Kris Jenner and Kim Khardashian
19: Henry Kissenger
21: Bill Cosby
23: Martina Naratolova (spelling)
25: Cindi Crawford
28: ryan O'Neil

kj said...

yowza!!!! Hmmmmm you write so well. This is going to take some time to go through all of this. Lost track of al the numbers but Lana Turner is the beautiful blonde whose daughter Cheryl Crane killed Lana's boy friend Johnny Stompanato. But some people think Lana did it and let the kid take the rap. (How very James Cagney of me) I agree Dolly Parton is the country music singer. i agree that the PM is Hugh Hefner and the son is Cooper Hefner.
He is an interesting guy from what i just read. And after reading about him can totally see how he would return some things but keep others. And Cooper has an uncanny likeness to his father when he ws young. Great blind!

Russell said...

9. Pam Grier
14. Dorothy Stratten

Unknown said...

Permanent A+ list mostly movie actress who got PM started in a way Marilyn Monroe. He started Playboy by purchasing the nude shot of her on the calendar, for the first issue.

Cinnamon Stick said...

I have no guesses yet because I’m doing my mom stuff and Saturday things, but I thank you for changing it up. I still want the pedos to face justice. I just did not know how much more I could take. So vile, and so accepted by certain groups of people.

Sd Auntie said...

O.j.and Nicole for the strap on?

Alexandria Anna said...

Whoaa, Hugh Hefner definitely lived up to his legend, he was a hardcore lol. I saw a video on Youtube where his son is giving a tour around the Playboy Mansion. He does look like his father! This one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIMEhby1lx8

I don't know where to start, so far I got:
Country star: Dolly Parton
Nude model who got murdered: Anne Nicole Smith
Val Kilmer as A list actor who might die soon..? I read Enty's post on FB (Or was it CDAN fb?) suggesting he's about to die.

hopscotch101girl said...

Grunting singer - James Brown?

Sd Auntie said...

I hope not!!! Miss you JB!

Alexandria Anna said...

Holy shit, I hope Unknown is right, I'd die to see the Marilyn Monroe one!
And Himmmm's photo too! Ahaha no, just kidding! Kind of! loool

sandybrook said...

#15 sports owner is Jack Kent Cooke his wife mentioned later was Suzanne Martin having lesbian sex and using the strap on on him.
Later on is Kris Jenner riding OJ and #17 is KTrash dancing with her whore mother

Unknown said...

Former A- list mostly television actress from an iconic long running network show which had a horrible reboot in the early 1980s,
Shannon Tweed. Was debuted in Playboy in 1981 (launched), and was in Falcon Crest, which had a spinoff/reboot "The Vintage Years" that never aired, made in 1981. She also dated Hef, so a film of him and his gf is not surprising. Her now-husband wrote a book promoting the legalization of prostitution, "Ladies of the Night", by Gene Simmons. I guess we know why he wrote the book, now.

Dena said...

4. Kirk/Michael Douglas
8. Kathleen Turner
12. Drew Barrymore & Cameron Diaz
16. Jennifer Anniston

Sd Auntie said...

Brat packer-Demi

Don Kieballs said...

Interesting site I found:
Jennifer Saginor is the daughter of Hefner’s personal physician, “Dr. Feelgood,” who made a name for himself during the 30 years he lived there. Saginor grew up in the Playboy mansion and wrote about it in her 2005 memoir, Playground: A Childhood Lost Inside the Playboy Mansion, which depicted her life in the mansion as a drug- and sex-fueled whirlwind that barely left her emotionally and physically intact
http://www.jennifersaginor.com/

lefthandscissors said...

Bloody hell, that's A LOT to process. Clearly we have a shitload of people at the Playboy Mansion.. but what I can pick out we have Dolly, Ted Turner and Jane Fonda, Kissinger, Grace Jones, Hiltons, Vanna, Lana Turner (the "killer daughter"/Stompanato gave it away..), Suzanne Somers, Catherine Bach, Cindy Crawford, Chris Evert, and clearly Cosby. I'm sure I could sort the others out if I read through it all a bit more thoroughly, and for 8 I'm thinking... (this is going out on a limb..) Kathleen Turner (Husky voice?)?

Liskaaz said...

Ted Turner.. Jane Fonda

Sd Auntie said...

Check out the Page Six article about Suzanne wanting to write a book about his drug dealing Bolivian wife. Hilarious. Poor choices that man made!

Angela said...

Permanent A list mostly movie actress with the killer daughter: Lana Turner (Johnny Stompanato)
#3: Cheryl Ladd (replacement for Farrah Fawcett on Charlie's Angels)
#5: Shannon Tweed
#11: Marina Sirtis?
#12: Not Drew Barrymore, because of the timing
#14: Dorothy Stratten
#15: Ted Turner. I read years ago a description of the video with Jane Fonda pegging him. The competing publisher would be Larry Flint (or Bob Guccione)
#16: Jennifer Aniston
#22: Maybe Linda Ronstadt, but the Bond villain is definitely Grace Jones.
#28: Ryan O'Neal

Liskaaz said...

Vanna White?

Snootches said...

That's who came to mind for me too.

Snootches said...

Vanna White was my guess for A-list celebrity/host with the same job forever

Yikes said...

Burt Reynolds?

OKC Teacher said...

#12-“celebrity offspring of celebrity offspring”-Drew Barrymore~like Dena guessed above
It could be Angelina-Jon V.’s dad was a pro golfer. I also thought of McKenzie Phillips, though-no celebrity Grandparent that I know of.
Reality stars? Brittany & Lisa Gastineau? Lana Turner was immediately recognizable to me
#18 Anna Nicole? I know some of my guesses don’t fit within the given timelines & Anna Nicole was never A+...still

Beth said...

Could 12 be Anjelica Huston?

Glue said...

Immediately Victoria Principal came to mind for the A list tv actress who does infomercials.

Suzanne Somers could also be it.

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Rafael said...

Well...if it´s consensual and they are +18...so what?

OB said...

#6 DG and Cher? They were close back then; makes you wonder just what all she knows about him

Angela said...

Anjelica Huston would be a great guess. Barrymore in the early eighties was definitely underage.
The former A+ lister may be Faye Dunaway.

The former A- list mostly television actress may be Suzanne Somers. Show: Three's Company. Horrible reboot: Three's a Crowd (1984)

Mag said...

#17 is Paris Hilton
#17's mom riding a former A+ athlete is Kathy Hilton riding Bruce Jenner (hence "speaking of..." after the Kardashian - replacement to #17 who made an empire out of a sex tape - being mentioned).

Angela said...

The only issue with #17 being Paris Hilton is that she has a sex tape. Actually, Kim Kardashian most likely copied her in getting her own sex tape released to reach her level of success.

Unknown said...

Your curiosity is not "peaked," it's "piqued." Amateurs!

Liskaaz said...

Could 13 be George Snuffupagas?

Mag said...

@Angela - Exactly! Therefore PH's sex recording would not be interesting as a BI. But PH's mother doesn't have a sex tape. The two of them drunk and falling ver each other are, again, not interesting at all. The whole point of this fragment is to mention the mother sex part.

Liskaaz said...

What if it’s Kris K having sex with OJ.. very early 90’s... that would be a big deal!

AIP said...

+1 for Daisy Duke as the Iconic Southern tv role. Not sure about the pornstar (Tracy Lords?) and maybe Burt Reynolds for the 80s tabloid favourite A Lister who could feature in an obit in the not too distant future.
Obvs Dolly for the country star.

Sus said...

#12 Bridget Fonda?

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Someone Said said...

PM - Playboy Mansion.

15: Ted Turner, Jane Fonda.

asb said...

this^^^^

lutefisk said...

I guess PM for Playmate?

Mag said...

OK, one last time - it's NOT Kris K. with O.J. :D

"17. Former A+ list reality star and her mom both looking drunk or drugged, dancing in lingerie and falling over each other and others. ... I just was shaking my head, and asked them if they had any idea the value of this stuff? If this REPLACEMENT to #17 could make an empire off a sex tape can you imagine what this stuff would do? The Son then reaches over and says "Pffft- SPEAKING OF…". And shows me a folder of photos taken from the early 1990s, with #17's mom and this former A+ list athlete both nude, on a pool table, with her riding him."

The only person that has made an EMPIRE out of a sex tape is Kim K. (Paris Hilton only gained a lot of fame and recognition, but empire has been handed to her by birth, she doesn't work for her money.) So Kim is the replacement. Whom did she replace as a reality star? Paris Hilton. Therefore, #17 is Paris Hilton. #17's mom is Kathy Hilton, and the former A+ athlete somehow connected to the Kardashians is Bruce Jenner.

David Howes said...

So, if this is about Hef and the Playboy mansion, I imagine that this is/was part of the settling of the chattel of Hef's estate.

Otherwise, why would an attorney be there -- an what's to become of the remaining vault items left unclaimed? (Did I miss that part?)

Interesting item from Himmmm.

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Eric said...

David Howes - IIRC, Himmmmm blinds are reported to Enty, but aren't by him. They're by a Holywood insider and performer much higher up the food chain, usually speculated to be Robert Downey Jr.

John Doe said...

Definitely Hugh Heffner and the playboy mansion with the tunnels under it. He has been exposed as a former CIA figure who operated a honeypot to secretly collect photos and videos of important people, mostly politicians and celebrities---which were used for blackmail. I'm surprised they let him keep the stuff.

David Howes said...

Hey!
@Eric or Akablog.

I understand the format of Enty's CDAN. I've been following this for a few years.

I was just wondering out loud about the vault's contents.

Obviously, Hef left instructions in his will or whatever.

=)

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Buddy Bones Smith said...

#14 Dorothy Stratten?

Angela said...

@Eric
Enty tends to hint it's RDJ. Other people think it's some guy related to famous silent film director D.W. Griffith and Andy Griffith, which gives him a lot of connections in the industry even if he has kept a mostly low profile.

https://whiskeysplace.wordpress.com/2012/03/14/why-himmmm-is-not-hollywoods-biggest-threat/

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Angela said...

@David Howes
There aren't always instructions.

Musician Warren Zevon ("Werewolves of London") died more than a decade ago from cancer. He had asked his son to get rid of all his porn collection. So, the son goes to the apartment, and realizes that he had a lot of unlabeled VHS tapes. He plays one and...

Zevon's porn stash consisted in home videos of him banging groupies while on tour.

Frosty said...

Yeah - couldnt be anyone other than Hugh.

Please tell me Charlene Tilton is in the mix somewhere - she was as cute as a button in her prime.

kristaylor6663 said...

It wouldn't surprise me if sharon tate or roman polanski is somewhere in there too I'm sure they had a house connected to the grotto

Majik8bong said...

Could be Jerry Lewis and his son, Gary (who does look like his dad when he smiles)...PM could be a reference to Pete Mattermore, a character he played in "Way...Way Out", described as an "American sex comedy" which is kind of appropriate. JL was a bit of a perv, if memory serves.

88mph said...

The mental image of Cosby (#21) making Cosby faces while getting blown is cracking me up.

jes7o said...

#12 is Carrie Fisher. Her first role was in Shampoo, with nude scene.

Sd Auntie said...

Absolutely!!!!

LMS said...

Early 1980s video of this female permanent A list celebrity/host who has been on television forever in the same exact job and this deceased permanent A list male singer who loved grunting and drugs both nude at outdoor pool. She's also got a very endowed white guy laying beside of her.

This has got to be Oprah. Why else mention the white guy's race and that she's bisexual?!?! Vanna is not a permanent a-lister lol

Terry Teratoma said...

OK, I can only guess a few, but here goes:
- obviously Dolly
- Linda Carter?
-Vanna & Elvis?
-Lana Turner with the "killer daughter"
1. Marie Osmond?
14. Dorothy Stratten?
17. Kathy & Paris Hilton
21. Cosby
28. Ryan O'Neal

Himmmm said...

Thanks my friends for the kind words & stellar guesswork.
The best part about a blind with like 35 answers?
You can almost say: "You ALL guessed correct!" lol.
I'm still stunned I'm not the only one here old enough to remember these celebs. But back in the days of 3 network TV channels and singleplex cinemas - these people were icons. As I told Enty - I only got through maybe 25% of the collection that day myself.
Can't even imagine what else would be in there.

I will give ya this - just for making it through such a long story:
To"Liskaaz"? That would be a big story. I never knew that PMK took balls in the corner pocket. (sorry, gross I know).
;-)
You folks have a great weekend and thanks again! Gotta run!

Seachica said...

#1 - Suzanne Somers
#18 - Bo Derek
#19 - Henry Kissinger

Spiney said...

One would think that all this marerial will be “monetised” sooner rather than later. Before the subjects completely lose their relevancy.

texasrose said...

Thank you but this is just too much to process. Would have rather had a setup blind about PM and vault and then maybe talk about 5 each day(or week) so we could remember and process it and make better guesses. In fact enty why don't you repeat this doing just that maybe one day a week until we can work through them all. I just don't have 10 years to work through and process all these gems. Thank you Himmmm.

texasrose said...

I don't think anyone commenting will mind if you repeat these again.

bunnyzenpeace said...

11. Pamela Anderson?

Nubian Princess said...

Happy Holidays Hmmmm! A blind for the ages!

Jen said...

Vanna makes more sense than Oprah, given that Vanna is still in her current job as a host on Wheel and has been for over 30 years, and she was in Playboy. Oprah isn't currently in the same job and hasn't been for several years. Oprah was also living in another part of the country in the 80's. Vanna's had bi rumors plague her over the years, espeically in the 80's and early 90's.

Kimberly Davis said...

14 carat gossip gold! WOW

AndrewBW said...

Of all the items in here, the ones I'd like to see most are the Lana Turner, and the Tanya Tucker/Grace Jones. When I was young I had a huge crush on Tanya Tucker.

Unknown said...

One year wonder who is having a resurgence lately, Wynona Ride?

Thomas Fisher said...

Wow, that is one juicy list. And I agree, the Dallas girl has to be Victoria Principal. She was my very first celeb crush ever. I was quite happy when I found that she was quite the exchibionist back in the day. I was not that happy when I found out how her plastic suregnt husband screwed her over more ways than one.

Hey Himmmm, speaking of screwing, juicy stuff and celeb crushes. Back in the day, years and years ago on this site, I read your revealing story about one of my biggest (if not the biggest) current celeb crushes, Olivia Wilde while she shot the movie 'Alpha Dog". I never had the chance to ask you then about if you too took advatage of that situation(I guess you know about what I talking about)? Do you have another blind item worthy story about her? You still have her cell phone number (I don't ask for it I promise, it's just a simple yes or no question)? Also I'd love to know what do you think about her now? I'd really appreciate, If you'd answer these questions.

And once again thanks for all the amazing/jaw dropping stories you sharing with us lately here!

Correct You're said...

#17 is DEFINITELY: LISA GASTINEAU and her daughter BRITTNY GASTINEAU.

Blind: "Former A+ list reality star [BRITTNY GASTINEAU] and her mom [LISA GASTINEAU] both looking drunk or drugged,...

...If this replacement [KIM KARDASHIAN of KUWTK – 2007 to Present] to #17 [GASTINEAU GIRLS – 2005] could make an empire [KK] off a sex tape [KK] can you imagine what this stuff would do? ...

...And shows me a folder of photos taken from the early 1990s, with #17's mom [LISA GASTINEAU] and this former A+ list athlete [Lisa divorced NFL'er Mark in 1991, but still knew many A+ list athletes], both nude, on a pool table, with her [LISA GASTINEAU], riding him."

[Definitely NOT Kathy Hilton or Kris Jenner, although those two would make for a juicier story.]

kelli_girl said...

I agree #12 is Carrie Fisher .... possibly with Tatum O'Neal?

Taylor said...

#1 Jane Seymour

Katherine Manley said...

Those Playboy Mansion tunnels are interesting to say the least. I wonder if they were actually constructed or just blueprints for a "what if" - after that D Copperfield blind I feel like these rich dudes are either evil-rich genius/psycho or these are stories from those old sensationalized mags like my granny used to buy. Either way, very interesting and a good read. This site is so addicting.

Katherine Manley said...

Also, Heffner sold PM before he died so how to get those videos out with erasing them or even getting to them. Like I said, tunnels are interesting.

Angela said...

Ryder is mostly film. Stranger Things is her first show.
It's most likely Lynda Carter, even if she actually played Wonder Woman for three years. Seasons 2 and 3 were technically The New Adventures of Wonder Woman.
- "one year WONDER, "WONDRous glory" are clues, and most likely the reason for the "one year wonder" pun
- recent popular resurgence due to the film
- the "NO FUCKING WAY" reaction - Carter has a reputation for being a prude and says that she regrets doing a nude scene early in her career.

Katherine Manley said...

*without

BayAreaGirl said...

Himmmm’s crush = Lynda Carter. Even a heterosexual woman like me thinks she’s hot AF.
perm A list celebrity/host = Vanna White
perm A+ actress who helped PM is Marilyn Monroe
#3 Cheryl Ladd/Farrah Fawcett but maybe also Eartha Kitt/Julie Newmar
#9 Pam Grier?
#11 Pamela Anderson
#13 George Stephanopoulos
#14 Dorthy Stratten
#15 is definitely Ted Turner, Jane Fonda
#16 SJP
#17 Paris & Kathy Hilton
#18 Bo Derrick
#19 Henry Kissinger
#20 Sonny Bono & Susie Colon?
#21 Bill Cosby
#23 Chris Everett

That’s all I got.

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Shit You Can't Buy said...

Made a list of the best guesses and added my own ideas, feel free to copy and add, makes reading and guessing easier:

Country star: Dolly
One year wonder: Lynda Carter
Forever in the same job + A List singer: Oprah or Vanna White + James Brown
Southern Iconic character + A list pornstar + actor who will be dead soon: Daisy Duke (Catherine Bach) + Ginger Lynn + ?
ACtress with horrible reboot: Shannon Tweed
Actress who started PM: Monroe
Acress with killer daughter: lana Turner



#1 Victoria Principal / Suzanne Somers
#2 Kim Basinger
#3 Cheryl Ladd
#4 Kirk and Michael Douglas
#5 Shannon Tweed,Gene Simmons + ?
#6
#7
#8 Kathleen Turner
#9 Pam Grier
#10
#11
#12
#13 George Stephanopoulos
#14 Dorothy Stratten
#15 Ted Turner, Jane Fonda
#16 Jennifer Aniston
#17 Hiltons (Kim is the replacement who build an empire) + a list athlete (Bruce?/ OJ?)
#18 Bo Derek (but was she A list for long?)
#19 Henry Kissinger
#20 Sonny and Cher
#21: Cosby
#22: ? (Leann Rimes came to mind but just can't imagine them together) + Grace Jones
#23 martina navratilova
#24
#25 Cindy Crawford (imo Kim Basinger is #2 with Ireland being the offspring)
#26
#27
#28: Ryan 'O Neill

Correct You're said...

#28. Possibly RYAN O'NEAL & FARRAH FAWCETT... However, could it instead be ALEC BALDWIN & KIM BASINGER? Kim could possibly be the answer to #2 and she just celebrated her birthday yesterday.

Freestar said...

#17 is Paris Hilton and her mom, her replacement who built an empire off a sex tape is KK.

Pig Tracks said...

Agreed. #23 is Chris Evert. Star about to die any minute is probably Burt Reynolds.

LindseyJo Martinez said...

@Himmmmm great read and I gotta say I have a really hard time with this one cause most of it started long before my time. But I can say.....Marilyn Monroe,is my kids great great Aunt. Pretty crazy.

That was a great blind for sure. Still some holes. I only new for sure it was Hugh and his oldest son.

Have a wonderful weekend.

Flying Tiger said...

#12 - Carrie Fisher and Jodie Foster?

Sass71 said...

@LindseyJo if you don't mind me asking; were you the one involved in the BI about Marilyn and the church? It was one of the better ones posted.

Acad said...

Hef is lucky he's no longer in the world as I'm sure he would have a parade of women accusing him of sexual harassment in today's climate. He was also Brett Ratner's idol. I've never understood how he somehow got a pass, but people like R Kelly and Bill Cosby(a friend of Hef) were pilloried. Maybe all the tapes in the vault were insurance?

Bikey said...

Now, that´s what I call an EPIC blind!

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BayAreaGirl said...

@Katherine, didn’t think a sale went through, but Hef demanded that Buyer grant him a life estate, meaning he could live until death. I thought that was an odd demand, considering Hef’s wealth. He could have easily found a new place & hard movers. If this blind is true, it explains the odd contingency.

BayAreaGirl said...

Kim Bassinger’s birthday is Dec. 8, so bravo to those who guessed her for #2

Pilot Gal said...

#8: Kathleen Turner

Snappy Dragon said...

I’m thinking PM stands for “Pussy Magnet”.

maile said...

#7 Robert Culp?

Mark said...

Grunting singer actually not a singer, but Jim Brown, the football player?

bunnyzenpeace said...

12. Brooke Shields?

"but they weren't nude. In fact, you could see that from her years before (her first movie) in a cinema."

Movie "Pretty Baby".

Kathryn Lively said...

"This former A- list mostly television actress who was on a very very hot southern show and had an iconic character name back when she was a little chubby and obviously young. Looks like 1970s."

Everybody is guessing Catherine Bach for this, but I'm thinking maybe it's Barbie Benton?

Southern show = She was on Hee Haw
Iconic name = Barbie
70s = Barbie and Hugh were an item back in the day.

bunnyzenpeace said...

@Katheyn Lively Wow, totally forgot about "Hee Haw" & Barbie!

Mrs.MuHa said...

I believe #12 is Tatum O'Neal and Melanie Griffith. MG was one of Ryan's girlfriends at some point in the 1970.

bunnyzenpeace said...

@Mrs. MuHa I like your guess for #12. I couldn't quite see Brooke Shields, since her mom was notoriously over protective.

Cail Corishev said...

@Acad, yes, Hef had lots of insurance. He was also rumored over the years to be a CIA asset. No idea if that's true, but he would have been perfect for it. Want to control a foreign diplomat? Treat him to a night at the Playboy mansion, then a couple weeks later a couple of men in suits visit him with a folder of pictures.

Brooke Shields was nude in a Playboy publication (not the regular magazine, I think) at age 10. Does she fit #12?

There was a definite sense in the 1970s that all the sexual taboos (including age) were falling away. If you were uncomfortable with anything sexual, you had "hangups" you needed to get over, man. A sex therapist could help you with that. The goal was a Playboy world, where you'd get together and have sex with friends or strangers as casually as you'd gather for drinks and a game of cards. They probably thought by now no one would even care about this stuff anymore.

LindseyJo Martinez said...

@Sass71, No I was not involved in it. I have many family secrets related to her and honestly, I am not interested in giving it up cuz it could lead to personally revealing me. :~)

rosie riveter said...

I kinda feel like its all so entertaining and wonderfully informative that to speculate anything is just a downer. I think he (they/all 4?) want to not ever be found out.

LindseyJo Martinez said...

@Cail Corishev totally agree that he actually was a CIA asset. There have been busts throughout the years involving the playboy mansion.

I quite frankly wanted to puke when hearing about the hot tub and the bacteria they found that lead to like every sexual disease I think I have ever heard of.

OB said...

I'm bookmarking this one for both the epic blind and the great guesses by everyone here. Well done people!

My question throughout all this is: are entertainers more sex obsessed than the average person or is it that they have more time and $ than we do? I can't imagine behaving like these examples under any circumstances but I know a few people who might.

And maybe that's why I'm single 😉

Natasha said...

#12 Melanie Griffith?

Alexandria Anna said...

Now, after re-reading the blind for 3rd time, it's getting a bit more clearer..

Paris Hilton and her mother.
Bond Villain Grace Jones.
Sexual predator with woman who's awake hahhh - Bill Cosby
Permanent A list actress in 50's, I do believe it's Marilyn
Permanent A list model Cindy Crawford

One of these MUST be Pamela Anderson.

Or it's in another box lol.

LuLu said...

holy himmmm! merci beaucoup as always!

Shady Pines said...

#12 Bridget Fonda probably. She was born in 1964, so both the video and pictures would be from the early 80's when she was 18 or 19.
There weren't many celebrities back then from acting families with both a famous parent and a famous grandparent. (Drew would have been way too young in the early 1980's.) The timing doesn't really work with Anjelica Huston - the Polaroids would have to be from 1970, and the video from when she was 30 years old.

I'm guessing the nude scene line was referring to the other actress, the one that she hooked up with (since the main actress was still a teen).

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Cail Corishev said...

@John Doe, you beat me to the CIA reference. Why did they let him keep it? Well, they surely had their own copies, and most of what's mentioned here seems past its effectiveness for serious blackmail purposes. I noticed there was nothing illegal mentioned, so either that's in a separate collection, or they did take that.

Or [tinfoil hat on] someone else guaranteed Hef it would be guarded and kept them out. The Company's had a rough year, what with their Tora Bora complex and labs being bombed and all.

Aris Blane said...

Amazing that more of this stuff hasn't found its way onto the net. Probably because the guys that had it are mostly deceased and the tapes got tossed out.
I agree with the popular guesses and add Suzy Chaffee as the tennis player. Gonna take some shortcuts through a lot of tuff turf to figure out all the players

ONEWORLD said...

I put all the guesses together and here is what I got.
1-Suzanne Somers
2-Kim Bassinger
3-Cheryl Ladd
4-Tom Hanks or Kirk Douglas
5-Shannon Tweed
6-
7-Robert Culp
8-Kathleen Turner
9-Pam Grier
10-
11-Pam Anderson
12-Drew Barrymore
13-George Papadopoulous
14-Dorothy Stratton
15-Ted Turner
16-
17-Kathy and Paris Hilton
18-Bo Derek
19-Henrey Kissinger
20-Sonny Bono
21-Bill Cosby
22-Tanya Tucker and Grace Jones
23-Chris Evert
24-
25- Kim Bassinger
26-
27-Victoria Principal
28- Alec Baldwin or Ryan Oneal
This former A- list mostly television actress who was on a very very hot southern show and had an iconic character name back when she was a little chubby and obviously young. Looks like 1970s. A filmed stag loop of her nude, then joining a porn star (former A list porn star who made her last movie three decades ago. I think she won an AVN Award or two) on a motel bed. I was told this was cut from an early studio film of hers. But this tape continues, and then shows the same star, with the porn star again, in a home movie at the house we're standing in. And this legendary actor (permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who I feel is going to die any day now and was a staple of 80's National Enquirer covers) joins in and all three have sex.
-Barbie Benton and Burt Reynolds
Permanent A+ list mostly movie actress who got PM started in a way in old black and white 1950s era photos, with her face smiling and her body fully nude, spread, and posing.
-Marilyn Monroe
Former spouse of #15 having lesbian sex on video with another woman in a hotel. They are obvious taking turns recording it themselves. This appears to be late 80s or early 90s, in front of balcony doors at night. With #15 performing oral sex on the other woman, then the former spouse using a strap-on device on #15.
-Jane Fonda
#17's mom and this former A+ list athlete both nude, on a pool table, with her riding him.
-Cathy Hilton and James Brown
#12 when she was young, teenage young, at a party with a very young former A+ list mostly movie actress who still has A+ list name recognition despite not doing much for decades
-Drew Barrymore and Brooke Sheilds
The original to #3 in the late 70s in photos making out with another girl, and totally nude with PM in his bed.
-Farrah Fawcett
There, in front of me was (permanent A list country singer who has been A list for decades) totally nude in all her glory – obviously from the late 1970s.
-Dolly Parton
One had the name of a legendary TV star (former A list mostly television actress and one year wonder) who was maybe my first screen crush.
-Farrah Fawcett
Early 1980s video of this female permanent A list celebrity/host who has been on television forever in the same exact job and this deceased permanent A list male singer who loved grunting and drugs both nude at outdoor pool.
-Tom Jones and Vanna White




Bradford said...

Catherine Bach / Daisy Duke with Colleen Brennan and probably Burt Reynolds.

Bradford said...

#7 Robert Gulp, partnered with Bill Cosby on I Spy?

Bradford said...

Culp

Auntie Histimine said...

@oneworld: EXCELLENT work! I was going to sit down and do this later but kudos!!!
Stars like Cher, Babs, the realllly big ones need to write tell all books. They could change up the names a bit, we could gather a book club on the web, then compare our notes on who's who. Would be a blast!!! Enty, spread the word expecially to those who are skimming the next world. We're waiting!!!
I give Val Kilmer till the end of the year, at best. His last pic online he's a walking skeleton. I guess Michael Douglas was surely lucky. At least he spoke up about HPV and how HE had gotten it.

Auntie Histimine said...

@Bayareagirl: @Katherine, didn’t think a sale went through, but Hef demanded that Buyer grant him a life estate, meaning he could live until death. I thought that was an odd demand, considering Hef’s wealth. He could have easily found a new place & hard movers. If this blind is true, it explains the odd contingency.


For the life of me I couldn't figure out why Hef wanted a life estate until now. It WAS this vault or rather it's contents. BINGO! I had read many places the inside of the mansion was horribly filthy, outdated, etc., and Hef refused to put any monies into it. Even so many dogs/cats/pigs lived in the house and used the flooring as their litter box and STILL no new flooring installed over decades. But, it all circles back to the vault contents.

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Sd Auntie said...

Hilton.....damn auto correct

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CaseyBee said...

12 is probably Tatum O'Neal. Ryan is also the son of actors as well.

Aris Blane said...

Speaking of homemade porn, I've got a great Kiefer Sutherland story.....
I also play guitar, by the way

Unknown said...

This is actually what I thought...

Aris Blane said...

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Pink_Palace said...

Does anyone else remember that back when Paris was the most talked about celebutante, she had an infamous (these days) personal assistant...

That assistant was only known by that label and as the daughter of OJ’s bff lawyer buddy...yep, Kimmy K!!

346NYC said...

My thoughts are that this blind item really has nothing to do
with the individual celebrity tapes and nudes.
Sure, that's interesting but from what I gather,
this BLIND is about something much bigger.


After Hefner died, there were lots of rumours.
Rumors I'd heard mentioned here and elsewhere.
Some were reporting Hefner was murdered
because he had been working with the FBI
and had evidence to nail the Pedophiles.
I didn't know the reality of this rumor and how much of it is true,
but after reading Himmmm's BLIND,
I'm even more convinced that it's truer than not.

Just how it's been reported that Vicky helped to suicide Chris,
and Crystal Hefner's toilet toothbrush helped to murder Hefner,
it's clear DG has a pattern of hiring greedy soulless wives
to take care of his problems.


Reading this blind today, I got a pit in my stomach.
and I got worried. I was worried that Himmmm was exposing too much.
Frankly, I was worried that THEY would get to HIMMMM. Suicide HIMMMM.
I prayed Enty and Himmmm have a "Dead Man's Switch."

After today's blind, I realize that Enty and Himmmm DO have a Dead Man's Switch.

My theory?

Today's blind was an official warning
to the Evil MOTHER F*CKING demon spawn
who murdered Hefner, Chris, Chester,
and destroyed so many others and their families.

Today's blind gave notice to DG and friends,
that Enty, Himmmm and Hefner from the grave, God rest his soul,
have got the goods to burn DG & his pedophile party friends alive.


Enty and Himmmm, we have an FBI, CIA and law enforcement in every city in the country,
yet it takes two anonymous bloggers to help expose the elite pedophile plague infecting humanity.

Thank you for being angels. Angels.
You are a light in this often very dark world.
Just please be careful.
Make sure Cooper is careful too.









AngelFace said...

#26. Has to be Debbie Harry. She used to be a Playboy Bunny girl

PotPourri said...

Why mention "White guy" if she's white? That's what makes me think "Oprah" ... that and the bisexual rumors... "Early 1980s video of this female permanent A list celebrity/host who has been on television forever in the same exact job and this deceased permanent A list male singer who loved grunting and drugs both nude at outdoor pool. She's also got a very endowed white guy laying beside of her. She starts pleasuring herself as the musical legend gets aroused. A young blonde model joins her and they tease the singer by doing things with each other. So much for her mostly-pure image. Apparently she really is bisexual!"

Bradford said...

They had to murder a 91-year-old? This may be the dumbest theory I have ever read.

lutefisk said...

@AngelFace Debbie Harry had gone solo.

Oldsguy65 said...

#6 One-named icon with the bad boob job, Madonna? Making #20 Former spouse Sean Penn.

Darkmyst said...

#12 Bridget Fonda or Tatum O'Neal for the younger half

Karen Walker said...

I think HIMMMM is Michael Douglas

emeraldcity said...

Gott im Himmmmel!

Agree with the deadmans switch 346NYC......This whole blind could be sending a message to pedo ring.....'Cooper just showed me your films from the locked safe and I've now got copies,(If the laser can be turned on it can be turned off), if anything happens to Cooper, Enty or Me they will go viral'.

Heff was a very old man though, sick and could hardly walk near the end so I don't buy that he was murdered, in fact murdering him was more likely to open this whole can of worms then keep it quiet. I don't think there is a link but it's interesting to note that Hugh died in September and all hell started breaking loose publicly on the sex scandals in October.

Sd Auntie said...

Bad batch of shrooms Nyc??? Your high as fuck

Sd Auntie said...

Kathy Hilton and family are racists. I doubt that she wou of fornicate with James Brown. Bruce sounds better

mannyv said...

"Mysterious explosion and fire engulfs Playboy Mansion. News at 11."

Note that the younger hef explicitly said there was another copy of everything somewhere in Utah. Nobody in LA is going to Utah, because you can't drink there. The goons won't go there because they'd sober up before they could finish the job and start questioning their life choices.

More likely that it's in Nebraska, because nobody actually knows where Nebraska is for the most part.

Sally said...

There is no hidden basement at the Playboy mansion, only a basement gym, and there are definitely no "tunnels".

The tunnel story comes from an April's fool's joke in Playboy Magazine, it is complete bullshit and you can google it. "Tunnel to Jack Nicholson's house" LOL. (Jack Nicholson lives way up Mulholland Dr. in Beverly Hills, but the Playboy Mansion is in Los Angeles in an area called Holmby Hills, no where near Jack)
https://etcanada.com/news/91301/update-secret-tunnels-under-playboy-mansion-nope-just-an-april-fools-prank-from-hef/
I have been to the Mansion numerous times and this story is 100% untrue. NO tunnels!

John Doe said...

@Cail,

Sex sells. And, Hef was pioneering a whole new frontier of mainstream adult entertainment that was attracting a lot of upper class people---especially after he started the nightclubs. The CIA figured that they could use this as a tool in their operations.

What I had heard is that he was recruited by the CIA after he was arrested on obscenity charges in the early 1960s. He became their asset, and they made his legal problems vanish. What was very obviously a clear cut case of violation of the public obscenity codes back then ended up with a hung jury. The prosecutors did not request a new trial and all the charges were dropped. Poof!

I also heard that after he began throwing those lush parties at the Playboy mansion in the 1970s, to which so many rich and famous celebrities, businesspeople, politicians, and important foreign figures were invited, there was a lot of drugs and sex going on---and videotaping that the guests were not aware of. I had heard that some of the 'entertainment' at the mansion at times was similar to stuff that went on in another blind posted here not that long ago about a mansion in New Orleans. Classic honeypot stuff.

Most of this stuff that Himmmmmm is describing is consensual sex between celebrities who were just having fun. Evidently the CIA let him keep the stuff that they weren't interested in. The condition to being an asset is that you follow whatever they tell you to do, you don't even think about breaking the terms of the deal, and you keep your mouth shut about it right up until the day you die. He certainly kept up his part of the deal.

I suppose these celebrities are entitled to SOME privacy, and this was from long ago Hollywood...but I would still like to see some of these naked pictures in this collection. Too bad Himmmmm didn't take a stealth camera to record what he was looking at.

John Doe said...

@ Sally

Calm down. Thousands of people visited the Playboy mansion over the years. From what Himmmmm said in his post about the security protocols for the underground vault there, its reasonable to presume that 99% of these guests would never be privy to see it. Himmmmmm specifically said that he was on an elevator that descended to a vault that is located underneath the basement of the house. He describes it as a bunker...with tunnels. I have no reason at all to disbelieve Himmmmmm. Just because you were not invited to go down there doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.

I came back. said...

I'm with you on this. It is filth.

AIP said...

Yes, the blonde bombshell with the killer daughter has to be Turner

buddytesla said...

Catherine Bach was in a movie called “Hustle” in 1975 with Burt Reyonds. Also in that movie was a porn actress named Coleen Brennan, Holy shit!

Kate said...

Or unique voice may be Renee zellweger?

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