Monday, March 05, 2018

Blind Item #37 - Oscars

Apparently this foreign born B- list celebrity wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor gained 10 pounds between her final fitting and yesterday. The designer had to remove a seam and then sew the celebrity/host into the dress. 

29 comments:

atoukzug said...

But then she farted...

Tricia13 said...

Camilla Alves/May again?

Tricia13 said...

Matt*

T. W. said...

At least she eats.

It is easy to gain 10 pounds quickly, especially if you are of childbearing age or taking certain medications.

Samantha Willow said...

Forehead Man strikes again!

Guesser said...

She probably starved herself for the fitting,then stuffed herself. Or she got the bloats.

T. W. said...

@Guesser - Thank you for my laugh today. I really needed that. God bless you!

Cail Corishev said...

@Guesser, yep. The thinking is usually, "It'll be fine, because I'll lose 10 pounds before the big day." Then that doesn't happen, so much. Sometimes the stress of the big day coming up means it goes the other way instead.

LooLooEasy said...

10 whole pounds?! How noteworthy. Meanwhile, morbidly obese del Toro waddled to the stage not once but twice.

one_eyed_bob said...

All I can think is I’ve so been there. I just didn’t have a tailor to help me out, just had to leave the pants unbuttoned and walk slowly w no sudden moves...drop a pen? Don’t even think about bending over to pick it up.

Wantsapphires said...

Moss. She looked chunky.

Stitch said...

@LooLooEasy Don't be hating on Memo. Tortillas will do that to you and you can't not eat tortillas if you're Mexican.

hhstarr said...

I don't feel comfortable guessing who the fat spouse is.

Cee Kay said...

Your relative level of comfort is neither here nor there.

Geeljire said...

Nice1

Sd Auntie said...

Hehe🀣

Sd Auntie said...

Stitch. Corn tortillas are about 60 calories with 1 gram of fat. Flour is,a different story. I have a corn tortilla on a daily basis. No bread or sugar for me. Cotija cheese is once in a while....

Sd Auntie said...

I thought Camilla was pregnant again. She has such a nice figure hidden behind drapes. Maybe it was that time of the month or she is in menopause. I think Salma is .

Sd Auntie said...

And I am not fat. No frying either just steamed with wet napkin in microwave f or 1 minute.πŸ€—

More Cowbell said...

She was probably stressed out. A lot of people stress-eat. At least she wasn't trying to stay skinny by doing coke!

KittensRUs said...

Moss looked chunky but she isn't anybody's wife and she isn't foreign born.

The problem with actresses is they're so used to being skinny that they do not know how to dress when they gain a few extra, unlike the rest of us. Had she foregone the belted look (never good when you're as short waisted as she is, I'm build the same, I would know) and gone with a dark colored, v-necked sheath in a fabric heavy enough not to cling to everything, no one would have noticed the weight.

luckythewondercat said...

I think Elizabeth Moss looks good. She looks healthy. I love the color although I agree with KRU the belt has got to go. WTF is Nicole wearing?

MissDe said...

Is Camilla and actress and a host? And wouldn't Matt be an Oscar winner

bookworm at play said...

Dying. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

PhyllisWhitweed said...

Fuck you, whomever wrote this. When I was a runway model as a teen it was very common for,garments to be sewn onto you. 10lb change in weight is human. Any seamstress is prepared. Such shame you're placing on a person.

Jen Ty said...

Yes gaining 10 pounds does not make you fat especially if you were underweight at the fitting --- and yes what if the person were pregnant.... also lot of meds to treat real conditions bloat you up.

gauloise said...

a lot of women gain around 5 pounds and bloat up a few dress sizes for PMS

Large Marge said...

When I'm nominated for an Oscar, I'm wearing a glitter caftan and clown shoes.

LizzieDJ said...

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