Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #2

January 23, 2018

That jerk from the last reveal? Yeah, well two years after he started hooking up with his co-star he was at an event similar to the one that is coming up soon. While there, our married jerk was hooking up with his co-star and also that celebrity chef who usually loves musicians. That is when they first started hooking up. So, the married guy having sex with two other women at the same time while he is getting paid for working and the company is paying for all the wining and dining of the mistresses.

Matt Lauer/Giada DeLaurentiis (2006 Winter Olympics)

26 comments:

totaji said...

Ok now I’m jealous. Let him burn boys!

Brayson87 said...

Jeezus, who would have guessed that Matt Lauer got more ass than a toilet seat, he always seemed like the type who would beg his wife for sex.

totaji said...

+1

Jed Starnes said...

Lauer must have a shockingly big dick.

Marianne Elba said...

Right? He's such an unnapealing fucker.

sandybrook said...

Or he has power and money because he doesn't have good looks. But remember it takes 2 to tango.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

Hope they made him use protection. Seriously, what a life. Hanging out in Italy, boning like crazy. Dude was flying pretty close to the sun. Of course, since justice is spotty against men of his ilk, he will live out his days well fed and in comfort. What a crock!

Boo Hearne said...

BRAYSON87--I think you nailed it. That was his problem all along. Having to beg the wife for sex. She wasn't having it, so he sniffed around elsewhere. And sniffed, and sniffed...

Sara, Making It Work said...

He was cute and heartthrobby way back in the day. His wife doesn't model anymore, but back then she was all over the Victoria's Secret catalog. And some makeup/ fragrance company. Lancome, I think.

They were the hot couple that everyone wanted/ wanted to be.
Really truly.

BestMan said...

If you actually think that he was motivated by his wife abstaining you're ridiculous. He is a narcissist. That is all. He used his power like every other rich public asshole exposed. I'm sure he's jacking off to old clips of his now.

Marianne Elba said...

@Jed Starnes please dont make me imagine Laurer's dick.

Cail Corishev said...

He's famous and on the TV; that's all it takes. Good grief, a drummer in a mildly successful regional rock band can get laid like tile, and Matt Lauer is about a thousand times more famous than that.

Jed Starnes said...

@Marianne Elba: Yet, now it is all you can think about. It must be YUGE.

It’s always the creepy old dudes who are never at a loss for female companionship. Letterman for example. I wonder what Stephanie Birkitt is up to these days.

cheesegrater15 said...

Geez, who hasn't Giada fucked?

GuardianAngel said...

Dogs will be Dogs... and Whore will Whore. Simple as that.

tinydancer61 said...

^^^^^+10000 @GuardianAngel!!!

T. W. said...

They need STD tests ASAP

Boo Hearne said...

BestMan: Honey, Chill! Have you NO sense of humor? I was saying what everyone used to say back-in-the-day when a husband was caught cheetin' on the mizzez. Somebody get this kid a beer!

Bob Barnett said...

Magic Schlong
Lucky guy
Gia is a POA

mercyprosperity said...

or, "Stuff You Already Knew... but Crazy Days and Nights just wanted to Remind You."
The only thing worthwhile NBC has broadcast in the past forty years, is Lorne Michaels' Saturday Night Live. That little gem is the only justification for the existence of NBC.

DotDotDot said...

I enjoyed Cheers, Seinfeld, and Friends.

SNL has been sporadically good but it's time to put that show to rest.

DDonna Tarttty said...

Oh come on....NBC was at several points the best network on television. So many good Thursday night comedies from Family Ties and Cheers to 30 Rock and Community. Hill Street and St. Elsewhere. Columbo and West Wing and Freaks & Geeks. SNL can still be good sometimes but mostly it's not.

Gator said...

Gia a POA? Yeah, for any guy that looks in her direction. The Blow Job Queen and that big huge bobble head and even bigger mouth.

Hortensia said...

Boo, I didn't get the joke either. I'll have to use it sometime, like on the next internet date. You'd be surprised, or maybe not, at how many men will tell a first-time date that the former wife, or former long-term live-in didn't like sex. And, the relationship had been sexless for 10 years. Heard that one too many times.

Sd Auntie said...

Well I hope Gaida made him a nice dinner. That tiny lady sure gets around

Mad Hominem said...

@Cail — thank you for this, I'm stealing it:

can get laid like tile

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